Go to supermarket

>go to supermarket
>grab radicchio at $4.99/lb
>go to self checkout
>ring it up as red cabbage at $0.99/lb

Who else here /devilish/?

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not a complaint but people like you are why stores are removing their self checkout lines
keep fighting the robot overlords, user

I'm paying the same price whether I check myself out or an employee does. As far as I am concerned if I am doing work it should be cheaper. If it's the same price I'm not adding to the profits of the company for nothing.

I say get rid of all self checkouts if the current system is how it's gonna be done.

Why should I pay more for crops that are healthy and cost just as much to produce just because the government wants to keep people sick and would rather subsidize shit like grain, milk, and beef?

>Buy organic bell peppers
>Cashier rings them up as regular bell peppers
>Save $1.19 each

You know most modern supermarkets have cameras at the self checkout that are monitored by loss prevention right?

Google self checkout arrest, Dumb fuck.

>years ago worked at a pizza joint
>managers piss me off
>go into the walk in and push pube into pizza dough before its cooked
>lick the pepperonis and put them back

I would say it's very devilish to take it out on the customer

Also
>working at same place
>getting fucked over by bosses who have an agenda against me
>finally just decide to leave for good
>busy as fuck day, about to be rush
>fill sink up with as many dishes as possible, the ones especially nobody likes to do
>build up dishes to the ceiling
>go into walk in, spill a tub of sauce all over the floor
>leave

>My company fucks me over
>I'll take it out on the customers
I hope you're shit in the middle of the night you autistic faglord. It's the reason you got stuck doing shit work and probably got shat on too.

Eventually when you suffer you have to make the world suffer as well, say la vee

>Go to supermarket
>hate self service check outs
>supermarket only ever has self service available because its cheaper to pay one kid to watch 8 checkouts.
>the fucking things never work properly
>randomly wave a few things infront of the scanner thing
>roughly a third of my shit scans.
>walk out with a 66.6% discount.
Hows the profit margins now fuck face? Maybe don't make the consumer so pissed off with dealing with your shitty cheap self service joke machines that never work and pay for someone to scan my shit you fucking pricks.

>loss prevention
Only store I know of that actually polices that shit is Target.
I've stolen probably hundreds of dollars of shit from Kroger and never once gotten caught.

>buy red bell peppers
>ring them up as green
>save $1

>say la vee
Considère le suicide mon ami

Somebody lock him up!

>Buy an 18 pack of beer
>Buy 30$ of potato salad
>Buy a snow shovel
>Ring them up as peppers

I'm with you. It fucking pisses me off that I do their work for them by scanning, bagging and finalising the transaction and I get no discount for it.

Nah you're just a nigger

Bill Burr pls go

I had a devilish coworker
>manager treats coworker poorly because coworker is a poor performing worker
>just typical highschool laziness
>coworker hands in two weeks
>two weeks go by
>last day
>closing time
>pulling all the vegetables into buckets to put away in the cooler for the night
>manager HATES mixed buckets because he puts them out
>coworker puts green beans in every single bucket
>all of the departments green beans are now inside about 13 non-green bean buckets
>laughed and left
That dude had the most chapped lips on a person I've ever seen. Like permanently cracked and bleeding.

Nah you are.

Meth fag.

Don't feel too bad op

They were just going to throw it out at the end of the week anyway

You're still a nigger for stealing, but no one cares in the end

He was waaaaaay too laid back to be a methhead

>buying peppers
>put it on scale
>glitches and says 0.01lbs and charges me a cent for it
>be a good boy and delete the entry and try again
>it does it again
>buy them like that
I tried to be good

I've been paying potato prices for mushrooms... for years. Just put the mushrooms in a plastic bag and not the brown paper bag. You can put some garlic in there too, they're all white so you're golden... unless you're dressed like a hobo or look shifty I guess.

Hah!

Thanks user, made me snigger.

>buy two racks of lamb
>3 bottles of the expensive hipster soap
>$42 worth of ritter sports
>ring everything up as peppers

Works everytime

what a fucking pussy you are. taking your rage on your fellow workers and on customers instead of manning the fuck up and punching your boss in the face.

Thank you, kind user, for showing that self checkouts simply don't work.

>agenda against me

No, they just knew you were a piece of shit and treated you accordingly.

Shut the fuck up.

At my local store, there's always an employee working loss prevention near by.

One rushed me 'cause she thought I was trying to pass off zucchini as cucumbers. RUDE. I was offended.

If the produce *looks* similar, you should always be able to apologize for the mistake. "Wait, this is NOT red cabbage? Really? Oh, my, I'm so sorry! I didn't know! I was absolutely sure it's just the red cabbage!"

>at food co-op as little kid
>parents let me pick one of the candies from the scoop section
>have no idea what any of them would taste like
>swipe a chocolate peanut to taste it
>old hippie employee teleports behind me
>"I saw that, don't pretend like you didn't do that."
>Stunned in fear and shame
>"This once, I will let you go. Never let me see you again"
>He disappears into the backroom
me ten years later: youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

I pay for what i take. Im not a low life.
Well, ok. I am a low life. But im not a thief. I fucking hate thieves.

I get out of the store faster. Thats a good dicount as far as im concerned.

>getting fucked over by bosses who have an agenda against me
gee i fucking wonder why

>letting yourself get caught
what are you gay

>tfw tried this by weighing mangos as bananas
>bananas are very cheap per lb
>at the self checkout, a big security guy sees me
>grabs my bag
>takes a mango out
>''well, this doesn't look like any banana I have ever seen''
>panic and try to joke with him
>stroke his cock and say ''well maybe you haven't seen your own banana''
>he grabs my arm and pulls me to the security office and calls the police
>I am banned now for this shit

You know none of this shit is believable right? Retailfags are extremely jaded and cynical through years of dealing with people's bullshit. It's why a simple smiling face and a "thank you" mean so much to us.

It's like pirating in real life

i refuse to believe this
also you're retarded

>well maybe you haven't seen your own banana
Should have tried something similar, but less stupid sounding, like; how about you show me a real banana up my banana-hole, uhhh guy?

Ole freckles BTFO

I ring up red onions as regular onions

lol so is there simultaneously a readout of what I'm ringing up that this hypothetical loss prevention monitoring is looking at and comparing everything I ring up in real time?
Sounds reasonable, or maybe they'd just hire cashiers instead you idiot

Wow, I want to come to your party.

I'd happily sit by and do nothing if you were dying.

Why do french people say bone apple teeth before eating?