What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you in the kitchen?

What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you in the kitchen?

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Sorry about your finger user. How did you manage do to that?

this made me say "ohhhhh" like pic related

I burned some garlic once

Cheap dollar store oven mitt with a ripped hole I was unaware of.

1st degree burn and shattered casserole dish.

oil bottle melted next to the stove and cause the oil to swap on the heating plates, that was 2 days ago. could have caused a house fire, lucky it didn't.

Probably not the worst things but still pretty dumb

>First time cast iron pan
>Put glove on, pull out of oven
>Put chives on baked noodle Something
>Grab pan to get to table
>No glove

Managed to heave the pan about half a metre then the burn started kicking in dropped the pan on the floor, half of the dish starts spilling out, i got burns over my whole left hand

>First time using my new oven
>Oven right next to the wall, with a island counter close to it
>Have to stand at angle to put stuff in and take stuff out
>Baking fish sticks on the baking sheet pan that came with the oven, the kind that slots into rack grooves
>Fish sticks done
>Open oven door, awkwardly trying to pull sheet pan out
>Pulling at awkward angle, sheet pan gets stuck
>Cheap shit oven mitt starts to get uncomfortably hot
>Try to push pan back, won't go
>Try to release pan, starts tipping
>Hands burning, readjusting grip
>Bare elbow touches oven door glass
>Yelp, flinch, other forearm touches inside of oven
>Scream like pussy, pull pan out forcefully
>Fish sticks slide off onto floor

Bravo user.. Bravo

Left the filter out of my moka pot, had to clean coffee grounds off the floor, walls, and ceiling of the kitchen and several adjoining rooms.

>casserole
Serves you right, stupid flyover

when I was a kid I was cooking something I can't remember and the frying pan got knocked off the burner and I caught the bottom of it with my hands, mom said not to cry in front of the guests

I boiled my pinky finger because some pasta water ran down the trough of a pair of tongs when I lifted it up. I also branded myself on my left bicep with a 400 degree Fahrenheit oven rack (I was drinking).

Did some Wisconsin cheese fuck your mom, coastie?

ouch
something similar happened to my mom last xmas

1st degree burn is the same as a sunburn you pussy

I dropped ground beef into a pan with oil and sprayed hot oil on my eye

doesnt count unless you also stroked your wispy beard

Probably working as one of two cooks in a kitchen for a 120-seat restaurant with a full house.
If we're talking about injuries barring the bad cuts and burns then probably cutting acidic stuff on a mandolin without a guard because mr head chef didn't feel like waiting 30 seconds for me to find it.

I'm sure I'm forgetting worse stuff that I somehow managed to fully repress.

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I was raped by my uncle when I was going for a glass of milk

I dropped a knife, and it cut my Achilles’ tendon in half.
Entire winter on workers comp.
Still have ghost pains, and a stiff leg when waking up.

I was slicing onions while drunk and trying to make homemade bloomin onions. Then I turned to look at my deep fryer, and realized it was too small to make a batch of bloomin onions, and i would have to do one at a time. I started getting wreckless with my cuts after that.

I dropped a truck on my leg once. It was just a silly fuck up. Oh, my entire pelvis too.

nigger

dude that sucks. Was there any sort of snap or popping noise when it got sliced? Did they have to fish the end out of your leg?

nigs gonna nig I suppose