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>celebrity chefs are people just like you and m...

Those names, sigh do americans really do this?

I hope all his kids get clobbered in school

No cuz they will go to posh school with all the other celebrity kids with names like Prince popadom

Unfortunately yes, but it is exclusive to non-native born americans, such as John Oliver and Jamie Oliver.

>popadoms
hnnnngggggg my favourite

You'd think the poor woman would stop after the second one got named

only celebrities thank god. the kid's life was probably already ruined.

>john oliver
>american
He has the british teeth and everything, you shitlord.

see

>petal is basically the foreskin of a plant
Other than that all those kids could pick one name that isn't so bad. River for a boy sounds weird maybe.

I know Jamie Oliver is an insufferable twat but what did the kids do wrong?

>but think of the children!
>>>/reddit/

They came out of his wife

What is with the phenomenon of celebrities choosing absolutely abysmal names for their children?
Is it just further attention seeking?

>no gay porn or "how to screenshot" tabs open
Come on mate

He is english though

this is a non faggotry board

its like a five year old named them

Rivers are fast, strong, unstoppable, and penis-shaped. That's a masculine as fuck name.

>and penis shaped
You've got a strangely bent penis.

>he wouldn't give his kid a meme name if he was a rich celeb

>namefag
Kys

didn't he make a frittata out of weeds he found growing on the side of the highway, and it didn't even taste good and gave everybody diarrhea?

I named my daughter murder because that's what her existence did to all my aspirations

River Phoenix pulled it off. I think the real problem here is the "Rocket" part.

>but think of the brown children
>>>/antifa/