Deconstructed

>deconstructed

Can we stop making these threads?
Lets just get these all out of the way.
>authentic
>rustic
>organic
>mouthfeel
>traditional
>gluten free
>just a pinch

gourmet

>vegan

farm to table

do americans really eat soap?

this faggot doesn't even eat soap

>"let the flavors get to know each other"
>when a dash somehow isn't the same amount as a pinch
>contemporary
>"food should be treated as art"
>dolphin-safe

when i'm in a hurry and need to brush my teeth, i'll just take a bite out of some bar soap.

That pic makes me want to throw up. It looks like there's deli ham slices sticking up out of barely foamed egg whites. Since there's no way to tell how it tastes, I'm saying NOPE.

But seriously, DECONSTRUCTED?
Don't they mean REconstructed, as in "built out of synthetic products and industrial produced soy extraction products to mimic the color appeareance and texture of an egg, just like nature intended"?

>fresh
>tasty
>food

what the hell do all these terms mean ?

someone pelase translate for me

lurk moar, faggot

Words these people throw around eating their naturally synthtetic industrial processed "food" while managing to keep a straight face.

It means "look at me, I'm a cultured liberal!"

F A R M
T
O
T A B L E

This is some toothpaste hotdog or scrambled egg burrito tier shit.

Found the uneducated flyover.

>Dish

>I'm a redneck btw :3 hehe silly boys xD

Aww, look at the triggered SJW beta libcuck numales

>artisan

You're a big memer.

That's bacon, ham and butter on cream o'wheat.
>"Deconstructed eggs Benedict" my white Irish ass.

Kitchen DIYer

>responsibly farmed

Does buzzword diarrhea of the mouth make you feel like a big boy?

>Umami

Stay triggered bitchboy

>bitchboy
How very tumblr of you.

Americans eat anything they can fit in their mouth provided it's not bolted to the ground or a vegetable.

You would know, faggot

>free range

>deconstructed burger

OBSESSED

OBESE

>deconstructed
>American word for "im a lazy fuck who can make my dishes look good do i just throw it on a plate"
>that'll be 36 plus a minimum 50 tip

You're new to this meme, aren't you?

i can't wait for the trend that's the opposite of deconstructed.

put all that shit in a blender, call it "reconstructed". double the price. sell it to hipsters

I once had a deconstructed lemon meringue pie

it was the worst thing ever

fuck france

>grass fed
>fair trade
>shade grown

This guy looks like he enjoys skimmed milk

>tasty tears of butthurt

>sustainably sourced
>low fat
>high alkaline diet
>ethically harvested
>globally responsible
>partnership with the earth

>FTOT

For you?

>shade grown

what

This guy can troll. 8=10 sir.

I see you finally found a different picture of girls laughing

this

Mangled-in-a-transporter-accident egg Benedict more like.

>gf

I've got your deconstructed food right here dude

those pickled frog legs look delicious

Why can't these weebs just say "savory"?

Umami so fat when she sits around the house SHE REALLY ACTUALLY SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

Because it isn't the same thing.

Birthday at Denny's: Reconstructed

>diarrhea of the mouth
too stupid to condense to verbal diarrhea or verbal stool.
>dumbass/10

what the heck is wrong with that bacon? is it even bacon? it looks like rubber

>when u ask 4 bacon n they giving u fruit by the feet.

you might be on to something

There isn't a single part of that dish that looks good.

> salt and pepper to taste

JUST FUCKING GIVE ME A NUMBER THAT WORKS WITH THE DISH

>nature identical

I'm in a spoonfeeding mood, so sure.

>Deconstructed

This was somehow made in a way that was fundamentally improper, but we're pretending it was on purpose (this is a classic Chopped/Cutthroat Kitchen fuckup excuse, btw)

>Authentic
You're too stupid to understand this is how it SHOULD taste.

>Rustic
I'm wrapping my dish in nostalgia whether the older days were better or not

>Organic
Free spot

>Mouthfeel
The texture is supposed to be as or more important than taste

why do you have red strips of vinyl on your plate

>recipe tells you to salt and pepper the dish to taste
>when you are supposed to add the salt and pepper to raw ingredients
how the fuck am I supposed to know
i'm not eating raw flour and shit you stupid bitch

>When you make your cakes look so good people think it's just shitty food of what you're imitating

home made

If you made your cake to look like a breakfast plate, and it looks like an extremely unappetizing breakfast plate, I don't think you can say you made it "look so good".

Deconstructed is probably my biggest triggerword in cooking. It's just so fucking vague and pretentious

It doesn't even make sense. It's just a variation, surely

Lmfao

...

>deconstructed
What is this even supposed to mean?

It's just taking well established meals, breaking them down into their most basic parts , and putting them in a different form. Typically using some kinda molecular gastronomy or other bullshit for the sake of artsy presentation and and a $32.98 price tag.

Some chefs did cool stuff with the idea, and then it caught on rapidly became silly.

What are any good examples?

Lurk on Tvtropes

>GMO free

Here is a good example.

dont bring mothers into the debate mate

you are supposed to taste your food as you cook

some people have too much money

the fuck is wrong with your hash browns?

>halal

lol better than being an obsessed faggot, atleast obesity is fixable

RICH umami flavor

Prove it's not

nobody would ever eat this shit

Why are jews obsessed with deconstructing everything?

Only after saying a swear.

>edible

I'll deconstruct your mother's pusy with my dick

Because it's training to deconstruct white nations

This is what americans actually believe