>go to local manzarello friar for dank cheese sticks
>order a bakers dozen
>the waitress behind the counter fills a doggy bag to the top with at least 32oz of fried manzarello cheeze
>she says "here's your cheese, catch ya later alligater"
>pull out my billfold to compensate her
>"no, you don't have to pay. take them. we throw them out anyways"
>post thread about about it
How jealous is the rest of Veeky Forums that i just got a free BAG of fried cheese sticks today just for being the last customer?
serving suggestion
Logan Gutierrez
>someone does something nice for you >first impulse is to shove it in other people's faces
real charmer
Carter Martinez
you're just jealous so you're just sour cheese sticks, like the fox
Jace Barnes
So where's the dank new me-me from?
Easton Morris
What the fuck is Veeky Forums?
Adam Price
>friar >bakers dozen >catch ya later alligator >billfold
Adam Rivera
Shit
Christopher Cox
this forum
Benjamin Ortiz
>be in 7th grade >win a trip to the macaroni grill >fat kid says "I'll have the fried cheese"
>another time at lunch >vegan girl orders fried zucchini >then cancels the order after finding out they fry mozzarella sticks in the same fryer
Connor Rodriguez
>vegan 7th grader Our species is doomed
Leo Cruz
back to ?pol?
calle parking
Jonathan Thompson
this is an r9k tier post
Easton Powell
>win a trip to the macaroni grill what a thrilling prize?
Jace Davis
wow 3 for free
Nolan Reyes
it was more than three
Luis Martin
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Tyler Moore
wow three 4 free!
Noah Reyes
extremely, im so hungry...
Hudson Young
right? it was quite a day!
Cameron Wood
reading this made me sick
Jonathan Sanders
What's manzarello?
Jordan Butler
One time I got lunch at my favorite teriyaki place, it was teriyaki chicken, a ball of rice, and some salad with a sort of ranch-ish dressing on it. I sit down and start eating and I find an inchworm in the salad. So from then on I ordered extra caterpillars with my salad every day.
Carson Green
did you ask her out if not you missed.
Joshua Flores
no, i'm in agreement. you're kind of a douchenozzle, aren't you?