Join me for dinner?

Join me for dinner?

Mama mia

Bada bing

thanks but no thanks

Is this the famous pasta di cum saunce that I've heard so much about?

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A UMA DELICIA MORTY!!
I'M UMA DELICIA RIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

Eu me transformei num Sopa de Picles, Morty!
*urrrp*-ma delicia M-Morty!

I'm thinking of fixing field peas with ham, mashed potatoes, and yellow squash for supper.

Rate my dinner

reeeee!!! macfag

what is that? a burnt cheesecake?

pizza. also don't knock the mac its not bad, but i admittedly bought it without knowing anything about computers

Fuck, I want some of that pasta goodness

that's a pizza?

fellow macfag here. it's been the best comp i've ever owned

it is good in some ways, but a pain in the ass in some. Its generally been reliable, but there are limited games/software and it was expensive as fuck. fit and finish is great, and I like the OS. Worst thing is having to convert fucking pages and numbers to work and excel REEEEEEe

>PC/Android is for people who want to customize their machines and do crazy shit
>Mac is for people who want something that works all the time

I read a corporate case study about a company that switched its machines from PC to Mac and experienced a decrease in lifetime costs. The Macs were far more expensive upfront but they saved money because the users required little to no IT help desk support.

Because It Just Werks.
If you can't do anything you can't do anything wrong.

Penne is for children

Shut your whore mouth!
Penne perfect noodle, excellent for paste with sauce

/thread

Rigatoni does everything penne does but is superior in every way.