I dare Veeky Forums to refute this

Dasani and Pure Life belong under Poland Spring

>ozarka
>trash
no way ive traveled the country and its the best bottled spring water bar none

I actually like Arrowhead, but it might just be because I grew up drinking it. Still get 5gal deliveries to my house once a month to fill up my reusable bottle.

Evian and Icelandic are my favorites, but usually just a bit too expensive unless theyre on sale. Pellegrino for sparkling water, or La Cock (grapefruit best flavor) if theyre heavily discounted.

Dasani tastes like ass and is more expensive in canuckistan

city tap water 4 life

>dasani good
fuck you

This. Also top tier is correct for the most part, however Fiji clearly deserves a spot there

I like smart water but the bottle design is horrible.

I thought Deer Park was a country wide brand, is it not common outside the East Coast or something for it to be forgotten?

>dasani
>god tier

>Fiji clearly deserves a spot there
drinking meme water

Imagine being american.

If your tap water is that bad, then go buy a filter.

For me it's either Fiji or Voss, because they have the strongest mineral flavor.

If I'm going out of my way to pay for a bottle of water, I want to taste the dissolved rocks in it.

Half the shit on that list is Detroit tap water

I don't want to have to imagine that.

All bottled water tastes the same. Refute that fags

Wtf?? Dasani has this gross sweet rotten flavor. List is shit.

Dasani is absolute bottom tier

dasani is fucking vile

Smart water is electrolyte enhanced water. You might as well be comparing shrimp to milk.

>I am a massive contrarian

>not exclusively drinking 1 gallon jugs of distilled water from Walmart

Aren't you worried about mineral/electrolyte loss?

transcended tier

i drink flavored water because i'm a manchild, but also comfortable with that fact

PROPEL FLAVORS POWER RANKINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
cranberry lime > kiwi strawberry > black cherry > lemon > grape > berry > POWER GAP > blueberry pomegranate
never tried peach or mandarin orange, but they can't be worse than berry or blueberry pomegranate

>There's so much difference here, so many subtle variations

>Lemon is not the best flavor.
Kill yourself it tastes like fruit loops.
Nothing is better.

youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

youtube.com/watch?v=YFKT4jvN4OE

>living in a country where the tap water is garbage

Dasani? Are you a Coke exec?

tastes just like a real kinda wa'a outta there
tastes of........

FUCK ALL

>willingly drinking tap water regardless
you could be drinking much better water.

Its fucking water, how can it be any "better"?

This shit is fucking vile dude

you're probably one of those that thinks all water tastes exactly the same. Tap water, no matter how clean and drinkable is peasant tier shit user. Learn to taste the differences.

Does the plastic bottle somehow purify it?

unless you life in the Netherlands where tap water is superior. It's actual bottled up and sold abroad as mineral water. Great example is Utrechts water which gets sold as Bar le duc mineral water. You are such a pleb

>drinking dASSani
do you want to die?

>good water
>in a plastic bottle
not compatible

dasani in god tier? lma0 7bh f4m4lamm

>when given the choice between water and urine, pajeet will 9 times out of 10 choose to drink the urine

If it's not in a glass bottle and carbonated it's trash tier.

>Vitamin C (ascorbic acid) is good
>slightly acidic water is bad

>dasani
>god tier
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3523303.stm

Dasani is just filtered tap water.You can do it at home by buying a water filter.And although evian tastes pretty good,its way too expensive

>dasani
>god tier

Nigger that's just metalic tasting tap water. And who the fuck drinks carbonated water? It tastes like shit from the carbonic acid.

aquafina is the best fuck you

>not destilating your water and mineralizing it using minerals that you dug up from deepest cave system
pleb

>i drink flavored water because i'm a manchild, but also comfortable with that fact

I buy the propel flavor packets.

They're a fantastic source of Potassium when I'm not eating carbs

>fucking DASANI anywhere but shit-tier
are you fucking high you dumb nigger

>not drinking reverse osmosis

Imagine living in a country where tap water tastes as bad as it does america.

>tfw """"they"""" are messing with our perfect tap water

>that god tier
what 3rd world shithole do you live in where fucking Dasani is the first god pick?
this has to be a joke, right? Ozarka is much better, no flouride.

I go down the road and get my water from an underground spring. Lots of cities in the US set up constantly flowing fountains you can take advantage of. One I go to if I want that iron taste, the other just tastes clean.
There's actually an app for finding them. I don't remember what it's called though

I do love a bit of San Pelly.
What do I win?
Please say San Pelly.

All of it is overpriced garbage. There is no reason to buy any of those unless you're in an emergency situation.

Tap water. Put it in a bottle if you want to carry it with you. If your tap water tastes bad or if you are one of those tinfoil hat loonies sperging out about muh flouride then get a filter. You can even get water bottles with built-in filters.

It seems very stupid to keep paying the insane markup on bottled water.

And just WHERE is the river Thames?

>america is one small place with one water supply
only on this board is a thread about fucking water going to attract obsession posters like gnats to a lightbulb.

best water coming through

No shit, the sulfur content of that water is so high it is like drinking farts.

i prefer perrier over pellegrino

I've done the work for you all
(1/?)

pellegrino or die

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Crystal Pepsi for maximum meme

>dasani top tier
I too enjoy tap water
>no spa in botom tier
that shit literally tastes like metal, I would rather die of dehydration than drink that garbage

Where, oh where, is the Bonaqua?

Ramlösa is god tier

>bottled water thread

Nu-Male General.

t.tapdrinker

>Dasani
>good
>not akin to drinking homeless semen tier
Dasani is just about the worst shit out there, I'm sorry to inform you that you have shit taste

Only mental midgets drink from the tap

Fiji is god-tier. I would never pay for it. $4 is way too much for fucking water. But it feels like it's expensive, so your brain placebos you into liking it.

>Having shit tap water
I thought that was a shitty mexican meme but even then I live in Jew York.

Step aside plebs, spring water into glass jugs master race reporting in. How does it feel to drink clorine? What about caustic? Bicarb? Aluminum flouride? Xenoesteogens? Do you only contemplate the shittiness of your water as you drink it, or is it a constant in your sad life?

Stay pleb, plebs.

Dollar store bottled water is absolutely fucking awful. What do they put in that water to make it taste so foul?

Laffin at the yuropoors in this thread. Bet you drink tap air too
hahahah
Sucks not being an American

Dasani is literally treated sewer water with salt.

>paying for water

What a cuck.

What are you too poor to put this bad motherfucker on your list?

The cases are mainly shipped in the summer in unrefrigerated trucks
Guess what happens when you leave bottled water in heat? The plastic leeches into the water

Kirkland Signature is fluoride-free tier.

>All these user shitting on Dasani
Glad that everyone knows better.
OP is a faggot

Dasani tastes like ass

Is that a tres commas tequila bottle in the back?

Volvic water is my favorite one. Neutral as hell, doesn't have any metallic or swamp flavor.

homeless people dont own taps retard

>fuck my gyno is shrinking! quick get me some estrogen!