/sip sunday/

Nothing's better than a beautiful Sunday morning and a can of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

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but it's saturday, retard

>it's saturday
Do Americans really do this?

I hope this happens to every one of you

fox2detroit.com/health/energy-drinks-cause-new-fathers-skull-to-collapse-loses-part-of-his-brain

Go to Gerbes or Kroger and buy the 10 pack for $2.50ish. That will provide you with enough flavor and energy to get you through the day.

american time zone is the only one that matters. When burgers go to sleep, the rest of the world is unimportant. You can even notice by the lack of activity in these boards. now go to sleep, you europoor

im sorry but this only happen to redbullies

when americans sleep this board seems more civilized without their deep dish and kraft singles

>zero sugar! must be healthy

>Literally living in the past
>Using flawed dating methods and measurements
>15/10/2017

Typical Americans

Why doesn't that lazy fat fuck janitor delete these threads?

Too busy sipping with us

its a sip thread you rule cuck
go shit up /qa/ crying like a little baby where you belong

Kill yourself

MOOOOODDDDDSSSS

>threads about garbage tier restaurants
>several threads about fast food
>thread for knife shills
>several "do Americans really...?" shitpost threads

Yet the containment thread for energy drinks is what sets everyone off, what the fuck?

Those threads are actually mildly interesting

Says the guy at least mildly interested in this thread, enough to come here and complain and keep coming back for more.

The (You)s must be like crack for you.

>muh (You)'s
I'm just laughing at your mini breakdown

Sure thing buddy, I'm not even who (You) think I am, just finished my white sip so I'm lovin it all at the moment.

>detroit

I think that's more of a symptom of the city, and not the /sip/ lifestyle.

Pathetic attempt at damage control m8

Thank (You)

The McDonald's threads and "For Me's" also seem t die off.

Reminder redbull is the best sip and only poorfag niggers disagree

OP here.
where the fuck are the sip pics

Kill yourself

Just tried zero ultra.

It tastes like tang.

red sips best sips

>when a rocktard approaches you

Threadly reminder that you are all faggots

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Ah, yes, obsessed yuropoors who can't stop whining about Americans makes for such a civilized board

>threads about garbage tier restaurants
Not bannable just because you don't like it
>several threads about fast food
Not bannable just because you don't like it
>thread for knife shills
Not bannable just because you don't like it
>several "do Americans really...?" shitpost threads
Only actual point

There's nothing wrong with these threads but trying to get threads banned because you don't like them is exactly what that faggot is trying to do

what site is this?

>implying rockstar isn't 1000x better than monster.

Who actually drinks this garbage?

FUCKING SHILLLLLLLLLLLLLS GET OF MY BOARD NORMIEEEEEE.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking bought a can of this shit and got angry once i started drinking it. There could be actually good threads about beverages you sip on and shit but these threads are about shilling this fucking worthless sewage. Fuck monster

i know. These are literally just a bunch of monster shills. Redbull is way better.

I know it's not really /sip/ but I have energydrink related questions.
Rockstar cans (especially the 500ml ones) are extremely hard to come by where I live. Now, if an oppurtunity presents itself to buy some cans, what flavours would you say you like best?

Reminder to report paid advertisement shill threads like this one.

So how many was he drinking? What kind was he drinking? Shit article m8.

Water isn't healthy. It contains no B vitamins.

>all this hate for /sip/ threads

wheres the love

S I P B O Y S

neilcorcoran.tumblr.com/

Move over, thereportoftheweek, this guy is the real hotness when it comes to energy drinks

Oh man I'm a sipboy till I die niqqa but unironically 28 black is easily the best energy drink I've ever had.

So hard to find in new zealand though ;_; criii

Would highyl reccomend this shit

this shit is literally [every acai energy drink before it] with a little bit [every acai energy drink after it]
and acai is a common as fuck energy drink flavor

>not made of real monsters
Fucking dropped.

Heresy

Gettin my first sip of the morning on right now, lads.
I T ' S J U S T R I G H T

Have a banana more energy in that than any bullshit energy drink !

>sugar
>potassium
>not cavendish
No Fucking Thanks

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>Monster sells billions of cases of energy drinks every year
>No one dies
>Vegans freak out anyway because "chemicals"
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I've got another one for you.

>man works two jobs with hardly any sleep
>over consumes redbull (an energy drink! Gasp!) to the point where the taurine turns his blood into jelly
>man drops dead from a heart attack
>shitty lifestyle and health
>consumes more redbull than anyone with a brain should consume
>barely sleeps
>It's the energy drinks fault

LOL

Another thread, another /sip/ chart update

Overall dissapointed with the Burn line, the Kiwi one set the bar high, but the others failed to deliver
Original is BadRedbull
Zero one is bad, I don't seem to like sugar-free drinks
Lemon one has no decent lemon flavor

For tomorrow I prepared myself a Hell can, those are fucking cheap, like half a dollar a can

In cases like this, Energy Drinks are a cleansing force for the world, much like handguns. I'm sure none of these retarded hillbillies that have died were on meth. And i'm 200% certain that besides energy drinks their diets contained an abundance of fruits, vegetables, and healthy grains. There is no way these fucking idiots were eating 5 cheeseburgers a day, right? Right?

Anyone got the original .gif of this image?

I made that OC and did it by capturing a still image from the movie. That actress should win a fucking oscar for the way she pretends to not like how she is being treated.

What movie?

I do not recall.

Take this shit to /r/.

Yes you do.

>american time zone is the only one that matters
That's because you never get out of your basement, fatso.

sip oc

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