What is your preferred type of breakfast, Veeky Forums?
What is your preferred type of breakfast, Veeky Forums?
>beans
Hello peasant
A blowjob from your mother
Hair of the dog and a blowjob from your mother
McChicken, hair of the dog, and a blowjob from your mother.
A nice cold S I P, McChicken, hair of the dog, and a blowjob from your mother.
French toast, Hash browns, Ham bit omelette, bacon and half a mango.
Nothing beats a full English, of course, but huevos rancheros are a close second.
Nice
>half a mango
You sick twisted cunt
>A nice cold S I P
Kill yourself
Your pic is almost perfect, just lose the beans.
Hash browns, biscuits, and eggs topped with sausage gravy.
a breakfast burrito is pretty perfect. it's weird that taco bell can't make a good one
>sonic breakfast burrito
Nobody asked a flyover
I'm no nonsense when it comes to breakfast on weekdays. I simply eat Tacucko Cuck Gohan with hot sauce and taco seasoning instead of Asian shit.
>Tacucko Cuck Gohan
I bet you watch anime while your girlfriend fucks niggers
oatmeal
Breakfast taco. Maybe barbacoa or bacon and egg.
NO CHEESE. It just neutralizes the salt and adds flavorless oil.
Cereal
I typically do just eggs and toast but every now and then I'll do the whole gamut. Sausage or bacon, pancakes or french toast, eggs and hashbrowns. The real typical american diner breakfast
This is the breakfast given to us mortals, by the gods themselves.
+1 for you.
English breakfasts are fine, but huevos rancheros actually tastes better.
Let's be real hear. The toast - not as tasty as say salted tortilla chips or rice or beans or salsa.
fucking marry me user, biscuits and gravy is the shit
I really enjoy a good French omelette with a side of fresh fruit.
I guess my second favorite would be a Hawaiian breakfast with rice, sunny side up eggs, Portuguese sausages, fried spam, pineapple, and mac salad.
After that my next choice would be a nice hot chorizo, eggs, and potato burrito with green salsa.
What's the difference between a French omelette and a regular one?
French omelettes are omelettes but cooked in a gigantic tub of butter and served under an entire stick of butter.
[spoiler]There's also a difference in how they're cooked that makes the french omelette more layered but it's mostly just butter
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oats sweetened with honey
yogurt with granola
bj from your mom
I know exactly how French omelettes are cooked, and you don't use a "gigantic tub" of butter. You do use butter, but no more than you use for scrambled eggs. Don't be so overdramatic.
Kaya toast with eggs is godly
Dude are you me?
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Brofist!
user your eggs aren't even cooked
this with a few pieces of thin bacon
I had a turkey and muenster submarine with instant chow mein noodles for (as the spooks would say) breffiss
Scrapple on a bagel
that picture is honestly the best thing any man could ever ask for.
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A big bowl of hot chocolate and half a baguette with butter and honey or jam.
a bowl of either nesquik or coco pops.
> bowl of hot chocolate
>bowl of chocolate milk
>a fucking bowl
My favorite has been the Scottish breakfast
That shit looks dope my man
Breakfast tacos or bacon and eggs. Also, fruit smoothie.
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a half can of Spam microwaved for a minute and a half and a fried egg
Hawaii?
A sandwich with ham and cheese. A cup of coffee with milk.
That's it.
Omelette, biscuit/toast, bacon/sausage, and grits most mornings. Pigs in a blanket when I want to treat myself.
Four eggs scrambled with two white potatoes over two pieces of whole wheat toast with a sriracha drizzle. Coupled with an ice cold S I P, of course. Literally eat this everyday.
I think they mean the Nesquik cereal.
If I'm cooking at home it's scrambled eggs, toast and bacon. If I'm eating out I always order hash browns and sausage links.
Patties just rub me the wrong way.
black coffee and deer park water
3 eggs scrambled on top of buttered wheat toast, each individual bite must be drowned in standard tabasco sauce
I've always wanted to try a full english, but alas, I am a simple burger.
If I'm having a huge breakfast, I'll go for Eggs Benedict, maybe some thick cut bacon, black coffee, and some fruit.
Every couple of months I'll make this on a Sunday, and it's heaven
My man.
Two glasses of water and instant regret.
Some of the local ranchers think that calf fries with gravy and biscuits make a really good breakfast.
For myself, I prefer two fried eggs with yolk still soft, two or three pieces of bacon baked in a 350 degree oven, and two slices of buttered bread that has been toasted.
szechuan sauce, a nice cold S I P, McChicken , hair of the dog, and a blowjob from your mother
for me, its the McChicken
How do you fags have so much time in the morning to cook all that fancy food?
I'm not the type of person to agree with an anime poster, but I agree with this.
Sunny side up egg on a toasted english muffin with prociutto, black pepper, and cayenne pepper.
half browns, bacon, eggs on toast, waffles
we call them mulattos in this country
For me its a bacon and egg onigiri.
>half a baguette with butter and honey or jam.
what the fuck are you even doing
This is the guy that knows.
yea, this. unless its on a weekend and even then im lazy about it.
>weekday
glass of grapefruit juice at home
lo carb monster at work
>weekend
cheese grits
bacon
sunny side up egg or scrambled eggs if waifu is over
ezekiel bread with marmite and butter
if waifu is over
get out normie
>triggeres incel
Kek
not him but what is weird about this?
Rye sandwich with smoked ham and creamy cheese (not cream cheese, mind you), a cup of yogurt and a fruit, usually an apple or a banana.
Glass of water and a cup of yogurt. Weekends I make oatmeal or occasionally scrambled eggs.
a cup of greek yogurt, a cup of apple sauce, and a 16.9 ounce bottle of water
every. fucking. day.
Apparently it's adapted from this britbong snack by chinese cooks during the colonial days.
Preferred - buttered toast with beans, hash browns, back bacon; Greek yoghurt, strawberries, apples, juice of a lemon, oats, walnuts, maple syrup; orange juice.
Daily - Rosti potatoes with gravy, plus water and an apple.
Literally prison food.
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Cold pizza
eggs benedict or french omelette with truffle/pecorino
Scotch Breakfast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Irish Breakfast>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bongish Breakfast
This is 110% FACT.
Three packets of HEB instant oatmeal, and a blowjob from your mother.
An egg, a sausage patty, slice of american all on a bagel and a blowjob from 's mother
yeah those only go in chili con care
Why did you cum on your toast
shit option, but still top tier breakfast
Is that raw bacon boiled in gravy?
Scrambled eggs in a toasted crossiant with chives or dill and smoked salmon
>that
>pizza
lol
Migas with extra tortillas. Sub the avocado for hash browns ofc
oatmeal with a tea spoon of honey
>You do use butter, but no more than you use for scrambled eggs.
That's a conflicting statement, user. You are supposed to use 0 butter when making scrambled eggs.
You're making some shitty scrambled eggs then faggot
Corn flakes
Eggs with a meat mixed in with whatever produce I'm currently growing
No U
You shouldn't need an 800 calorie breakfast to get through the morning.
I'll just go ahead and wrap up this thread
I'm an American and an alcoholic, so I don't have much of an appetite in the morning. I have some espresso and get on with my day.
But otherwise, I like sausage patties, buttered toast, home fries and onions, and scrambled eggs with cheese.
Excellent