How many oysters is too many oysters?

Like like having 6 natural and 6 kilpatrick if I'm going to a nice restaurant

One. Oysters are gross, their smell and texture makes me vomit instantly.

>they have lots of metals

Impossible, they're far too low on the food chain.

t. pizza and tendie connoisseur

Kek. Don't forget about the complex notes of monster energy drinks

Big cums to my penis?

Is it true that swallowing these feels the same as swallowing cum?

I might be gay then...

if your cum is thick, chunky, and cold enough that i could be compared to an oyster, you need to see a fucking doctor

It feels nothing like swallowing cum, cum is kind of salty and feels like watery shampoo if it had an inconsistent texture. Also I love oysters, but I can never eat more than six at a time. For some reason eating more than a half dozen makes my stomach upset.

anything over a dozen is pushing it

I eat oysters all the time, really like them for whatever reason.
>In Mexico
>Eat oysters every day
>Get Hepatitis and almost die, airlifted to Houston
>Get discharged 2 weeks later and go out for oysters
Fuck Mexico though man

coastalreview.org/2014/06/study-finds-heavy-metals-in-oysters/

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12602597

foodsafetynews.com/2012/04/scientist-defends-heavy-metals-in-oysters-research/

Also two articles off Springer which the system refuses to let me post links to because it thinks they're spam. You can download the articles from sci-hub with the DOIs below, though.

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Why didn't you bother to get vaccinated? Seriously, that is some major third-world shit not to be vaccinated against HepA at least.

Oyster prices seem to have skyrocketed where I live. I've been seeing them around for $23 Aussie bucks per dozen. They look like quality but I don't want to pay that much.

This.
I have raw oysters and champagne every year on my birthday. I go to a oyster farm about 100 miles from me and spend the afternoon sitting at one of their picnic tables in the ocean breeze and downing as many oysters as I can. Usually about 3-4 dozen just for me. But with all of us, we go through nearly 10 dozen.

Disease knocked the tassie farms

Makes sense. I've seen some Tassie oysters around and they're even dearer.

I once ate 100 for some challenge thing. Kilpatrick, too.
Went for ice cream after.
No ill effects.

Careful, they get rowdy when they've had a bit of drink.

Zinc and pygeum supplements for max cummies.

I take 72 by myself in one sitting.

$0.65 a piece at the bar on Sunday at the local seafood joint. Chesapeake Bay Oysters.

Not the best, but fucking delish.

the better question is how many oysters are too few oysters

12

How dp ypu get sixk with jepatitis by eating oyster¿

To me, it’s about 5 or 6 before I get sick of it. Sure it’s tasty and salty but I’m not fond of a half liquid, half solid gold of fish that you’re supposed to swallow whole

Fuck they're $16 a dozen at Preston Market, Melbourne and I found that really expensive. Usually they are $12 a dozen.

Also the only oyster I will eat are Malpec

I'll eat 3 dozen with three cheese & jalapeños with Tabasco on each. Why don't I die when I do this?

Are you supposed to eat the hard thing that's anchored to the shell? When I try to scoop around it the "meat" part gets destroyed, but when I try to eat it it just ruins the texture

till your full. I miss my shellfish permit where I could literally pull those fuckers out of the bay and eat them on the spot.
My local forage was like 1/4 mile from a major oyster farm and sometimes after a nasty storm their stock would spread to the bay. The company also used to give back to the town by dumping the misshapen ones into popular shellfishing areas.
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No, you don't eat the foot. You just need a thin, sharp knife to slide under the oyster and cut it.