Webm Thread

...

Other urls found in this thread:

google.be/search?q=yolande moreau&client=firefox-b&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwij2vj7-_LWAhVhQJoKHSyUA-8Q_AUICigB&biw=1251&bih=631
youtube.com/watch?v=8ELIXKzwHDg
youtube.com/watch?v=xOhaS9Qucdg
youtube.com/watch?v=q3W9jZ9EHX8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

what's this
I dont even

...

Requesting rare /jacks/ preferably with Tammy - I need sexual release

...

Wanna explain what's going on in this webm, OP?

Dim Sum

Anyone have that perfectly looping GIF of the fat chinese guy eating peking duck?

>$36
I guess that's Hong Kong Dollar?

God I wish my penis was that fork

That or Taiwan

Found it.

nice

That'd be like 2 USD

Dude you are thirsty as fuck

Sounds about right. Street vendors in Taiwan are cheap af

>being that old and still not knowing how to cook
Pathetic

Thirsty for Tammy's juices

it's a meme you dip

...

It's like the planet of the apes but with bread

This is the most sexual webm I have ever seen

Looks like he just stopped giving a fuck. He's only cooking for himself, so why would he care whether anyone else likes it?

This is lewd !

...

ill take some crystal dumplings, curry squid, tofu skin stuffed with chicken, and some of those tasty steamed rice rolls

thats physically impossible, you could rupture your stomach trying to do it if you are a small person

someone fly yuka out there

not webm but ok

...

I want to try this

Oh damn she is hot, didn't expect that

I bet it's really good but there's no way someone could eat 22 lbs of food even in a day.

uncanny

google.be/search?q=yolande moreau&client=firefox-b&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwij2vj7-_LWAhVhQJoKHSyUA-8Q_AUICigB&biw=1251&bih=631

why would anyone who can cook not have a morbidly obese wife to keep his skills sharp?

...

You can say that about literally any piece of food you make, it doesn't mean you can't improve your own cooking standards and your own palate. This is such dumb fucking logic and the reason why most of the food in the cooking threads looks like trash, any criticism is met with "tasted good to me" which is complete bullshit

...

>using his tongue to wrangle the food into his mouth
he is so fucking disgusting
he's like a chimp

Watching fat people eat food is fucking disgusting.

you misspelled juicey

>using his tongue to catch the pizza

What, yall never seen a man use his tongue?

Dude's probably been dirt poor his entire life.

now this can actually kill someone. But I want to see matt stonie take on it.

damn he got through more than i expected

youtube.com/watch?v=8ELIXKzwHDg

...

Context?

I'm sorry.

...

She has to eat all the eggs before she can leave.

...

She dosen't have to tell him what happned, but she DOES have to eat all the eggs.

That's not a chimp.

Fuck off reddit

he tried it but couldn't do it

youtube.com/watch?v=xOhaS9Qucdg

god forbid there are people who are new on this site

...

...

Bitter autist please blow brains out

>wrong filenames

After seeing this webm a thousand times, I tried making an egg sandwich exactly as he did.
It's pretty tasty.

you need to get laid

I name files how I want to name files. What are you gonna do about it?

>Wah he should cook food I like

You sound like a spoiled teenage white girl

ree you

>pls stop filming me

It's a useful skill

t. Reddit

kys or go shitpost on /tv/ if you want to be this way

...

...

...

...

Hmmm

wtf is that filename

obligatory

>Not knowing this guy is a troll

This whole board is r*ddit. One of the worst boards on Veeky Forums.

...

...

kek

This right here reminds me of why Veeky Forums will always have a special place in my heart

White people have gone too far

They are called asian

Why does he film himself do this

Anybody got the video of the crazy italian lady making her shitty pasta sauce

>spoonfeeding newfags
You are what is killing this site.

>I'm just big boned
>eats 5 plates of pasta

I've never eaten with a fat person and then continued to wonder why they were fat afterwards

...

>i'm big boned
>i'm bulking
>it is my genetics
>i had my thyroid removed
>eating this is okay because i don't eat it that often (3 times a week)

oh fuck off
Veeky Forums isn't your special little place, you faggot

You are 10 years too late for that statement.

get fucked

>2007
2008 was the great exodus and it is the cause of current Veeky Forums.

Precursor sure, but 2016 is the cause of current Veeky Forums.
I know that most oldfags moved through a few chans but where did they all end up?

>eat 22 lb of food *challenge*
>hold your breath for 2 hours challenge
>Jump 12 meters vertically challenge
>6 ton deadlift challenge

youtube.com/watch?v=q3W9jZ9EHX8

4kg is considerably smaller but this is still crazy impressive

almonds are activated