Halloween Candy

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Can't go wrong with the traditional chocolate bars like Hershey's, Kit Kat, Crunch, etc.

Snickers and Reese's are the top-tier halloween candy
Anyone who tells you otherwise is a retard

>Full-sized chocolate bars
This, every kid will LOVE you for it

kisses
rollos
mini candy bar bites, any variety.
mini m&m's

But I have no desire to eat any of this stuff now. It actually makes me feel sick!

I always liked houses that had a variety pack like my pic

Don't try to impress them with your "patrician taste" they're kids

forgot

That's right, they're just kids who cares give em these

Apples.

If I was a kid I'd want these. not that crap.

>mini milky way midnight

blegh, it's like you hate yourself

What the matter little boy, dark chocolate too bitter for you? :^)

You're that asshole who gives out pennies, aren't you?

the only people I know who like dark chocolate are 50+

so yes, i'm not elderly

atomic fireball is good. but if I was getting candy in my bag and it wasn't candy bars, I would want Bit O Honey that stuff is great tasting and takes a little longer to chew than most candies

>Become known as the house that gives out popcorn balls.
>Soccer moms avoid house like the plague.
>I can watch porn in peace.

>Kit-Kat
Why would you ever give out chocolate this low-tier

embrace the darkness you have always wanted to become

MDMA.

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I enjoyed getting raisins

10/10 idea definitely doing this

If it's chocolate covered raisins I would have loved you as a kid

salted licorice

Candy should have unique flavors, not disappointing imitations of food.

make sure the coating is thick and covers everything. otherwise the smell of the onion gets through to fast

I only give those to the white kids.

Same here.

pretty sure candy bars are the best.
jawbreakers i also liked a lot.
cherry cough drops are fun

best bang for their buck are sugar daddies and milk duds though
snickers and the like are a step up though.

Why would I care about the opinion of a child?

It's like you hate kids.

tfw apartment living

have to deal with fucking shithead kids knocking on my door all night.

MFW i work at night

Atomic fireball? Niche candy at best, probably only liked by Mexicans and that one weird white kid of the group. Get some snickers, twix, and skittles, all your bases covered and your house will be a highlight of the night.

>TFW entry has electronic door locks that engage at 8.
No fob no candy lil' fuckers.

underrated

Salt licorice and eucalyptus drops.

I'll give away candy until the majority of the young kids have passed through then give the rest to a little girl and turn off my light.

Big kids don't deserve candy.

I hand out bullets.

I am half that age and love dark chocolate

Good luck getting any parent to even remotely let their kicks near these
It's unwrapped aka tampered
Assholes putting razors n needles and stuff ruined good ol fashioned pranking

We usually go with assorted bags, non of that weird crap your grandma keeps in a tin on the coffee table.

We've got a bag w/ Starbursts, M&Ms, Snickers and Skittles and one with different chocolate bars like 3 musketeers and Crunch.

I liked getting the occasional soda and those little bags of chips, something to eat while out and about. But those cow tails and mary janes were disgusting, i'd never give out obscure candy like those.

Good costumes get good candy.
Shitty costumes get kale.

When I was a kid, there was one guy in my neighborhood who gave out 12 packs of soda.

I hear /k/ has a great recipe for brownies

>here ya go lil' timmy
>slams a heavy 12 pack into his halloween bag
>has to carry that shit all night

What an asshole

Juice boxes, kids get thirsty running around in costumes carrying bags. Give them something to sip while they walk around the block.

You bet your ass I happily lugged that around for the rest of the night.

>Assholes putting razors n needles and stuff ruined good ol fashioned pranking
Actually no strangers have ever poisoned or otherwise tainted a child's halloween candy.
Every time they've investigated the rat poison, crushed glass, or nails in the candy it turned out the kid's parent was trying to kill them.

I put these together, each has a small chocolate or two, a sour candy or two, stickers, an eraser, and a bat/spider ring.
Wanted to be a little lavish without giving the kids diabetes.

But those are good would trick or treat at your house again:^)

>nice old lady two doors down always made popcorn balls
>we actually knew our neighbors so we knew Mrs. Moore wouldn't poison us
>other kids avoided
>she'd walk over and give us the 3-10 extra popcorn balls November 1st
RIP Mrs Moore, your husband was fucking horrible and your son is a creep, but you were an absolute gem.

found the devil who gives out apples

Butterfingers. I barely ever get any of those.

You're a fag. Dark chocolate is great.

But most of the young kids come in the earliest and the teenagers who don't dress up come by later with their fucking pillow cases.

When I was young my mom used to buy the big mixed bags with snickers and milky way and the other big names. She'd pour the whole bag into a big bowl, 2 gallons or so, leave it on the front porch, and leave a note like: "congratulations, you've found the jackpot. It's all yours," and then we'd leave to go to a party. No one ever found "the jackpot" ;(

>find bowl with a note saying "please take one"
>take the entire bowl
Why the fuck could I not find a jackpot note

You are supposed to dress up as the chair.
When somebody takes 1 do nothing.
If somebody tries to take more than one grab them and then threaten to call their parents.

This is why I close up early.
Around 8:30 the little ones stop showing up and you start to get mostly older kids and kids from different neighborhoods.

Dark chocolate sucks, only people who want to act cool like it. You're probably some hipster faggot who would eat rotting eggs and shark rectums if someone told you it was the next hip thing. You think in terms of fashion, not with your actual taste

You also get to eat all the delicious popcorn balls yourself, and don’t have to share any with ungrateful children who don’t realize how awesome popcorn balls are.

Sound like you're trying to make kids give you a hand-job.

Now I want popcorn balls.

We usually make bags with an assortment of candy in them, usually a roll of sweet tarts, m&ms and two bars.

In the next town over there's a neighborhood that gets closed off for trick or treating and a lot of people who live down there go all out. The firemen hand out hot chocolate and cider from their truck, some people set up tables in front of their houses with store bought snacks, and there's this one family that dresses up like circus performers and they turn their yard into a haunted house area with a shitton of giant inflatables and an outdoor projector so people can watch Halloween movies while their kids go trick or treating. I've never seen anything like it before.

The kids are gettin sour punch straws, dum dum suckers, or milk duds this year. Candy is too expensive and we get 200 + kids in our neighborhood.

raisins and peppamints this year

I remember one year seeing a van pull up on the curb and like 6 black kids fly out none of them wearing costumes and they ran up to a couple houses and got candy then ran off back to the van. Thinking about it now pisses me off

For the 3rd year in a row, if someone knocks on my door on Halloween, they get a slurred "FUCK OFF!" from drunken me. It's not as satisfying as opening the door to Jehovah's Witnesses and verbally berating them until they just run upstairs (I live in a basement apartment), but it's good enough.

oh those blacks again

So edgy

Explain that last sentence, now I'm curious

Mr. Moore was just an angry old bastard, because their kids abandoned them in the last decade of their life and Mrs. Moore died of a heart attack my mom decided it was on us to take care of him.
I had to go over and walk his dog, clear his house up, get him glasses of water and the fucker yelled at me- a ten year old helping him for free- constantly.
He died, the adult daughter divided the house's assets and the house lay destitute until one son got out of prison and moved back in. He stands outside all day watching people and makes him living by asking old people if he can do their chores, like a teenage boy. He tries to flag people down and talk to them, and he's got these dead watery eyes. I'm also creeped out about not knowing why he went to prison, but he's legally permitted to decorate for Halloween so I guess he didn't diddle any kids.

>legally permitted to decorate for Halloween
How, exactly, did you figure this out?

He's got stuff up and parole officers check up on pedos during Halloween to make sure they don't have shit up, I think they're legally required to keep porch lights off and to not answer the door at all. Friend of the family have a neet retard son who got V& for CP and they aren't allowed to do shit.

I love Halloween. I have a huge animated dragon I set up in the yard. I give the kids candy and make rum punch for stressed parents. It's just a small 8oz cup but it makes it more fun for everybody, lol.

You guys ever had people give u bibles at Halloween? I have and it's always the worst.

>receive bible at door while trick or treating
>"thanks for the portable toilet paper mister!"

I only had that happen when I was with some friends in college. All of us were atheists, and we were all very well read on the bible after spending long hours debating theology. So we asked the people who gave out the bibles if they'd like to have a little bible study session right then and there, and then we proceeded to whip them at their own game. There's nothing more fun than realizing that you, an atheist, know the bible far better than the proselytizing Christians trying to ram that shit down your throat. I'm not the sort who wants to press my beliefs on others. IMHO you're free to believe whatever you want--that's your right. But if you're going to try and convert me, then the gloves come off.

I also enjoyed it whenever the Jehova's Witnesses or Mormons came by and knocked on the door. They had no idea what they were getting into.

No but i live in a town with plenty of Jehovah's Witnesses and when trick or treating we would knock on the wrong door and get screamed at by some crazy old person. What's weird is the church has always printed these "sorry we don't celebrate Halloween, please no soliciting" signs but some of them are just these bitter old cunts who think they're entitled to not be disturbed by dumb kids going to every house in an active neighborhood. But the nice thing is that the cunty Jehovah's Witnesses made the protestants extra friendly and would always have cool little festivities in their churches.

>upvoted

Giving away these can't wait either since I've set up all some pretty spooky Halloween decorations

I just whip out my Masonic book and ask the Jehova's witnesses if they want to trade.
Always good for a laugh.

Halloween is fun for me. I stand outside in costume and give away candy to all the kids passing by. A lot of little kids in my neighborhood so they scare very easily. I don't even have to do anything but sit in costume to scare them. Some are so afraid that their parents drag them off without getting any candy. Pussies.
This year for the kids who are scared at first but overcome their fear of me for the candy, I'm giving them full size candy bars. Everyone else gets little assorted candies.

>>>/reddit/

>rum punch
It's a great idea but I'd be to afraid someone would call the cops on me or something. I would def take a cup of it tho.

Butterfingers their like heaven

keep up the good work

>not giving out fruit to promote healthy diet and fight the obesity epidemic

These are kino.

>getting a broken window after kids throw them back at your house

>Be me
>Live in shitty neighborhood where trick-or-treaters don't go
>Buy great big box of mini chocolate bars "just in case"
>Know full well that I will be eating all of those treats myself

have always wanted to do this. but im not a woman or gay so ill just do the normal thing and get a variety bag from kroger. handful for children and cool masks, 1 nasty butterfinger for teens who didnt dress up
>be me 15
>dress as Michael Myers
>mask was pretty gruesome (and pricey), impressed everyone
>out getting candy when suddenly
>10 nogs appear
>make a sharp turn to the right to avoid them
>they run towards me and surround me
>blank out for a minute
>come to my senses
>theyre taking selfies with me
>throwin up hand signs
>they mirin the mask
>next think i know theyre all shaking my hand
>later realize theyre not from this neighborhood and thank god