What do you guys think of kerosene? Apparently a little bit of this stuff is good for you...

What do you guys think of kerosene? Apparently a little bit of this stuff is good for you. In soviet Russia my mother and grandmother both drank the stuff, and so did many other village folk. Its alledgedly a great cure for cancer, diabetes, ulcers, headaches, even stress induced issues.

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I like it for starting fires in the houses of unsuspecting families.

Hehe, very subtle and original

the picture says that it's fatal if swallowed though now i'm not sure who to believe??

>In soviet Russia my mother and grandmother both drank the stuff,
Now we know what causes autism.

definitely not the big kerosene manufacturers

It's literally a hydrocarbon, so believe the packaging.

So are vegetable & animal fat and other lipids

It tastes kinda funny. How much do you need to drink?

it will kill you
doesnt matter though cause most of us are already kerosene inside

Bullshit.
Hydro means water.
And water doesn't fucking kill you.
A;so everything is made of carbon.

Your argument has swayed my opinion. I retract my former statement.

Everyone, you can drink gallons of it safely. Its essentially water.

Doesn't kero cause pancreatic cancer? It's a fucking petrochemical akin to diesel innit?

Yup. Refined kerosene is used as jet fuel.

Not a lot. Just a teaspoon is enough

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Yeah. I'm sure it cures someone of all those ailments. Ya know because it fucking kills you.

Plant oil is also a hydrocarbon.

youtube.com/watch?v=LbtwwZP4Yfs

Thats just not true. In small quantities it can be healthy.

Apparently my great great grandmother would give a spoonful of kerosene to the kids to cure a cough. Probably why I'm retarded now.

>And water doesn't fucking kill you.
>A;so everything is made of carbon.

Water contains zero Carbon. Unless it is added in the mineralization process for bottled water.

literally everything is a hydrocarbon you fag

Man that shit is the best just sit there and watch them burn to death and the smell that comes off them is just heavenly

>great cure for cancer, diabetes, ulcers, headaches, even stress induced issues

Yes, death will alleviate all of those problems.

soviet grandma taught me kerosene in your butthole cures colon cancer

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3701371/

Fun kerosene fact. Back before people used gasoline, they used to dump it in rivers after making kerosene.

It's literally diesel fuel but without the wax.

>tfw air is a hydrocarbon
>get cancer just from breathing clean air

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