What's the best way to consume whiskey?

You put it in a little glass and sip on it

Jack is fucking overpriced garbage that tastes strange. Ridiculous that it's more expensive than Wild Turkey, an infinitely superior drink.

Throw it in the trash and buy bourbon instead.

>using the word pretentious
Opinion discarded

>droolingretard.jpg

Wild Turkey is also the only anime bourbon.

not an argument

However you like it.

Anyone that says that there is only one "correct" way to imbibe a drink is either pretentious, autistic, or both.

Either way, nobody you should keep in good company.

>implying jack isnt sweet corn flavored trash
>implying I have an instagram
But please, enlighten me. What is a good drink?

Anything from Glenfarklas is great.

>reddit spacing
There may be more than one way to drink it, but there are definitely wrong ways.

Get the tea kettle going and make a hot toddy.

>Reddit spacing

No.

U.

Neat like a fucking man.

Don't you mean NEET?

with your butt

I've been partial to a cheap lazy man's old-fashioned lately. Good ginger ale, good bitters, large ice cube, good rye. No need to muddle sugar enough to keep a grainy mess from screwing up your last gulp. usually I chase a couple long swigs from the bottle with one of those. I think I need a new job.

Intravenously

Bourbon is whiskey.

with your colon.

Tall glass with Coke Zero, maple syrup and 2 ounces whiskey

Delet this

Put it in your Coke.

A good Whiskey sour is the best in my experience.

Straight or mix it with pepsi MAX

Scotch or a really nice bourbon/rye with a teaspoon of water
Got myself a Caol Ila 15 DE to have fun with this weekend, 61.5% of pure Islay goodness.
Kill yourself underage. Jack and Coke is for women and kids going to their first house party.
>on the rocks
If your having the cheap stuff sure but do not put anything above $50 into anything but a nosing glass
>American education
True but Veeky Forums are the type who want validation so here I am.
Seconding this. Glenfarclas is fantastic and like Springbank are 100% independant and deserve your money over Diageo and Brown Forman owned distilleries. Also they are great Christmas whiskies!
I miss my hot toddies. Gonna see how one works with Laphroaig 10 CS if I end up with a cold this winter.
Well memed

You don't. Drink rum instead.

I like my whiskey served with a carved ice which has been rolling in the hands of the nip gentleman for five minutes in a glass

>mix a top shelf aged product with sugar water
Fucking kys

's too sweet

no, use Water

Before noon and well into the night to suppress the depression

2 parts whiskeh, 1 part water
[spoiler]and both should be chilled[/spoiler]

Quickly and in large amounts.

>Jack Daniels No 7.
>Aged
>Top Shelf

Moor, you jest.

Crush it up. Really powder the stuff. Wrap it in toilet paper and wet it. Stick it up your ass.

>seriously sperging about what people do with Jack, of all things
Let the bastards have their fun, it's not like it's hurting anyone

Good whisky
>with a splash of water only

Okay whisky
>on the rocks, with soda, or in a cocktail

Cheap whisky
>mix with pop, for toddies, or just shots

Neat

Why the fuck does nobody drink it neat

came here to say this, straight is the way

>Crush it up
>crush a liquid

With store brand cola and tears

Straight, in a ball glass, drinking water after each sip

through a strawberry twizzler used as a straw.

by ingesting it.

With brown sugar syrup, bitters and orange peel

Neat

>implying vonnegut is pretentious

books are for fags