Call for the sommelier

>call for the sommelier
>they send the saucier

>call for the somnelier
>they send some busboy named Abdikarem from the horn of Africa

>give my compliments to the chef de cuisine
>they give my compliments to the executive chef

>call for the Somalian
>they send the Kenyan
fucking Minnesota

>call for the sommelier
>they send the cassoulet

>call for the sommelier
>they send the head chef

>call for the sauceror
>they send the pastamancer

>Call for the saucer
>They send me a square plate

>call for the sauce
>they teach me how to reverse image search

>call for the sommelier
>they tell me "this is a mcdonalds sir"

>call for sous-chef
>they send out Chief Sitting Bull

>ask for sommelier
>they send out their stinkiest employee

>ask for a claret, sommelier pours me a bordeaux

>ask for a for me, the send out a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries and an ice cold Coca Cola

Kek

I don't give a fuck. Recommend a milkshake pairing, bitch.

merde

>ask for the cuisine d' especial get the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

Kek

Kill yourself, Joel, you fat faggot kike

If you aren't paying for the product, you are the product

The /co/mrade in me would talk about the first Kingsmen movie and how the free phones made people violent

This meme is even more retarded than 'go 'za. Veeky Forums truly is the worst board.

Dip your fries in your vanilla milkshake

And then there's this fucker with an accordion eyeballing my belongings, on top of that my neighbor has a real life fucking turtle with him. What kind of restaurant is this.

umm... ... ... what were you expecting?