WEBM Thread

No WEBM thread? We should fix that, also should keep Jack Posting to a minimum.

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I wonder what the consistency of his shits are like

Scrambled

I wonder if they smell and taste eggy

Disgusting because real eggs are gross.

Fuck you for putting a smile on my face

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

how long did it take you to write that

hurr durr

>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

>inb4 gas stove dj
>inb4 teaching tards how to into chopsticks
>inb4 chicken and waffles
>inb4 another food porn thing
>inb4 paying to cook your own eggs
>inb4 handstand on a grocery cart
>inb4 scorpions on a stick
>inb4 hot bitch chugs beer like penises
>inb4 neckbeard chugs wine like penises
>inb4 two shots of vodka (whole pint)
>inb4 Asian dude hates the gay food his bitch made, dishonors famiry
>inb4 avocado burger
>inb4 canada.webm
>inb4 chopping up a live whale
>inb4 crab victoriously waving paintbrush above his head
>inb4 black lady master watermelon slicer
>inb4 chinky girl makes grilled cheese in a fucking toaster and it actually works
>inb4 a gallon of cheese poured over a hamburger
>inb4 spastic crepe guy
>inb4 stationary knife 3rd world prep station
>inb4 dumplings and titties
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face feeds dog a biscuit (chopping dicks off mentally)
>inb4 samurai chef w/hand fireballs and shit
>inb4 speed tacos
>inb4 chicken in a barrel
>inb4 old guy burns the piss out of a grilled cheese
>inb4 titties and ice cream, then a big ol’ nigger
>inb4 corn cob on a power drill, scalping ensues
>inb4 gearshift sauce packet receptacle
>inb4 endless cycle of beans
>inb4 honeycomb bullshit

You forgot the shrimp that gets blasted out of a canon and deep fried in like half a second

I actually have not seen that one

where are the pancakes?

Crepe is just French for "really thin pancake".

Disgusting

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But avocados are super food.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkaIoH6Um60

The dumpling one is funny too

Gotcha asshole

horrendous

nigga wtf

To anyone else waiting for this video to get good; it doesn't.

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How the fuck is it vegan if you put chicken embryo in it? You're literally eating an aborted chick.

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It's 2017 and information is more readily available than ever

Why do people still think that commercially bought chicken eggs are viable

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>people

Don't fall for the trap user: Vegans aren't people.

this is the most pretentious shit i've ever seen.

That shit looks like corn syrup, so more like "America"

>Torturing a knife for the sake of opening a coconut
>Hammering a knife into a can and not using a can opener
B-but why

Based Pepe of time saving I should have listened to you.

'we took all of the best parts about eggs (quick, easy, cheap, versatile) and fucked it up!'

>'avocado is a healthy alternative to cheese!'

these people are dilusional. Just because it's green doesn't mean it's healthy.

>destroyed Teflon warning

I hate this shit. You never under no circumstance heat the fucking avocados

not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

What said. I know people who consume that garbage, but to call "butter syrup" a representative of Canada is an insult.

is there a version of this where they fire it into a woman's asshole while nasheed music plays?

backdoor

>>newbie replies to copypasta

Effin' picky grunts

Hot bitch with spinal meningitis is bae tho.

British cuisine.

Hahahaha is he having a laugh

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what the fuck

you talkin' shit about british food mate?

it's from those joke videos

youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

I think he's rubbing his gums

I think he's on cocaine

>"yes it's funny"
>it isn't funny

>not posting the webm instead
heretic

Why do you post this in every fucking thread

>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
I don't know this one

first time in a ck webm thread?

jej

its pretty funny

I liked it. I think I first saw noodle pulling in a Jackie Chan movie when I was like 10, and I thought it was awesome. Didn't know they did it with candy too.

Is this a Noma parody ?

I have done this before and it is not funny.

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That man is going to shit like a champ. After sweating enough sulphur to make 50 lbs of black powder.

oh man dats a good webm

Could be worse. Like when you go for a piss.

my sides, oh god

>chicken embryo
Are you, by any chance, an idiot? The eggs you buy are unfertilized fucktard
It's closer to eating a hen's period

>inb4 taco town
Fuck your shit.

>asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
Nigger that was the OP you turbopleb. Kill yourself.

I bet that smelled awful.

it is a freshly made pasta

>I think I first saw noodle pulling in a Jackie Chan movie when I was like 10
Mr. Nice Guy iirc

why do vegans do this

Canada deserves to be insulted.

There's no egg used in that though. Did you even watch the webm?

>the lengths vegans have to go to just to have something that kinda sorta resembles a hard-boiled egg

mental illness

The only other time I've seen someone hammer a knife into a can to open it was a documentary about these guys from Africa who emigrated to the United States and went to a supermarket for the first time and then tried to make dinner and had no idea how anything in a first world country worked.

Can openers truly are a first world marvel. How can anyone even compete.

>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
I'm still waiting for someone to post this one.

It's worse than that, user
He has it saved

I'd eat it but I wouldn't bother making it myself.

Poor woman. Getting burned there must take ages to heal.

>woman

Cannibalism?

These are honestly depressing to watch.

BRAAAAAAAAAP

Doesnt look that bad, I'd eat it.

Yo what the fuck, I just got a cardiac arrest from watching the process of that thing being made.

Why? Do you like subhumans touching your food?

I could believe that

I only has gifs

alright that's horrible to do to someone... but it was kind of humorous when she shed her flaming underwear and the fire lit all her ass crack hair aflame

what the fuck is going on in this

where is this

>melting oil