I want to get my friend a nice expensive mustard for his upcoming birthday, what do you recommend?

i want to get my friend a nice expensive mustard for his upcoming birthday, what do you recommend?

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what kind of mustard does he like? bitter? acidic?

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

I've had the regular dijon version of this, very good

Well dipshit, go to the mistard section and buy the most expensive one. Was that hard?

I usually have about 5 mustards in my fridge, including one of these and dry mustard and Bayerischer Süßer Senf.

Contact the mustard museum

Get him something besides fucking mustard for his birthday, or at least make it a whole gift basket or something

>hey user, happy birthday!
>gives out wrapped mustard sauce with ribbon
>t-thanks
>it's honey mustard

dude fuckin loves mustard i dont know what to tell you

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Until this thread, I never new you could be a mustard connoisseur.

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>l'estragon
IT'S TURNIN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY

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This is the best dijon.

youtube.com/watch?v=V9j98ShU8Vg

The one in Wisconsin?

grey poupon

>rothschilds'
OY VEY

Stonewall Kitchen Stone Ground Mustard

it really is quite good despite being mass marketed.

Ty Caton truffle mustard.

sadly I haven't found it no more here in my home town, last time I bought one was in january

>no grey poupon in his town

I didnt even know that was possible. You live innawoods or some shit?

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The only true answer. This stuff is the secret ingredient to my Russian dressing.

I just found this shit, it is so dope. Tastes a little like the grey poopin stuff but way creamier in a very good way. Ate some this morning.

I for one love this in my thousand island dressing, my secret recipe of course. I put a little of pitzman's in everything!

I think this is what you are looking for:
amazon.com/Classic-Pommery-Mustard-Moutarde-Pottery/dp/B0001BH5YM?th=1

jimmy mustard

This or GTFO

Bayerisher susse senf is wonderful. In Munich they eat it with white sausage: a wonderful combination.

Why do people love Grey Poupon? I love all mustard, but this shit is revolting.
Pic related is GOAT mustard.

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I recommend not buying mustard as a gift.

Fuckin' homo.

Just take him on a road trip to the Mustard Museum!

mustardmuseum.com/

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Seconded. I love Plochmans. It's a good, well rounded brown mustard, and it's great being able to spread it with a knife vs. A garbage tier squirt bottle

>Bertman
MY FUCKING NIGGER