Let the flavors divorce

>let the flavors divorce

>season to smell

>chaperone the aromas

>and a poke of salt

>let the vinaigrette separate

You guys are retarded.

>implying limburger is better than pic relate
ISHYGDTT

Why are frogposters not instantly banned?
This is a serious question and I don't want any retarded meme answers

OP isn't a frog. It's a toad.

this tbqh famalam

>for this recipe we'll be using one of the father sauces

>hurp durp I'm retarded
Try again dipshit

>bring the pot to a twirling boil

Dumbass nigger. Go back to your Reddit circle jerk faggot

>savor that smokey before-taste

see

>date rape the mouthfeel

>two stabs of vodka

>give the salt full custody over the salad
>make the pepper pay half it's celery in alimony

>embarass the steak

>let the steak sleep

>embarrass the steak by letting it mumble its incest fantasies while asleep in the living room

>let the white meat pie get BLACKED by the cayenne pepper.

>really let the sauce date rape the chicken

>let your meat sleep for 10 minutes before serving

this is a good thread

>pop it in the freezer to bake for 60 minutes at -109 Celsius

>let you do the work

>put the pasta up for adoption

>add milk all at once
>mix it a little

>let braise in a Netherlands oven

>underestimate the onion

...

Kill yourself, /utg/ samefag kike. Kill yourself.

Kill yourself, /utg/ kike samefagger.

>give the butter a nice rub
>kiss the carrots

>chug your cuppa joe

>roughly bruise your dough
>use the brick wall test to see if your dough has been improperly kneaded

>molest the filet gently until it stops resisting

see

...

>incest the breasts with butter

>sling the rack of ribs on the fridge to test if they are done.

Frog posting off /r9k/ should be a permanent ban.

>MUH R9K BOOGEYMANG ;_;
Kill yourself, kike

>wa la

Because posting an offtopic image isn't in essence breaking any rulea, especially if it's pretty much serving the roll of a reaction image to an otherwise ontopic post. Should the thread be pruned for being a meme bait thread? That is a different matter.

>Let the Easter be celebrated

>caress your egg whites for 3-5 minutes

the frick is going on

>englazen the pan

>tfw I let the flavors marry for a few hours, but came back to find out the carrots divorced the celery and took half the potatos

>just add a splash of ham

>make sure to properly mutilate your garlic

>pre-cool the oven to -250°

>traumatize the onions for around 3 minutes

>concentrate on the arrangement, to taste.

>reduce the wait staff to desired consistency. Chill for 8 hours.

>bring the absence of 2 cups of water to a spinning freeze

Ok.
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Absolute shit

>activate your almonds

Autistic

What the fuck. I never heard anyone talk about father sauces before in my life, until two days ago. Now I'm seeing it everywhere.

Stay mad.

It's mother sauces user, this thread is satire :/

BUMP

>just make a roux

>intimidate the broth

>table to farm

>spin the salad at an aggressive torque

>its organic

>Rate two cups of cheddar

hah

>dissolve the fish in ether

I'm going to make some father sauce right now.

Is this the Reddit thread xD

you seem upset

you seem upset

>farm to bum

>4 2 tbsps sugar

>two heaping 3/4 teaspoons

you seem upset

its like the chips of cheese, all air, and you are paying for it, if you want m to buy cheese thats only 2/3rds actual cheese then you better drop the price

go fuck yourself

>be buys cheese by volume and not mass

Bump

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