>let the flavors divorce
Let the flavors divorce
>season to smell
>chaperone the aromas
>and a poke of salt
>let the vinaigrette separate
You guys are retarded.
>implying limburger is better than pic relate
ISHYGDTT
Why are frogposters not instantly banned?
This is a serious question and I don't want any retarded meme answers
OP isn't a frog. It's a toad.
this tbqh famalam
>for this recipe we'll be using one of the father sauces
>hurp durp I'm retarded
Try again dipshit
>bring the pot to a twirling boil
Dumbass nigger. Go back to your Reddit circle jerk faggot
>savor that smokey before-taste
see
>date rape the mouthfeel
>two stabs of vodka
>give the salt full custody over the salad
>make the pepper pay half it's celery in alimony
>embarass the steak
>let the steak sleep
>embarrass the steak by letting it mumble its incest fantasies while asleep in the living room
>let the white meat pie get BLACKED by the cayenne pepper.
>really let the sauce date rape the chicken
>let your meat sleep for 10 minutes before serving
this is a good thread
>pop it in the freezer to bake for 60 minutes at -109 Celsius
>let you do the work
>put the pasta up for adoption
>add milk all at once
>mix it a little
>let braise in a Netherlands oven
>underestimate the onion
...
Kill yourself, /utg/ samefag kike. Kill yourself.
Kill yourself, /utg/ kike samefagger.
>give the butter a nice rub
>kiss the carrots
>chug your cuppa joe
>roughly bruise your dough
>use the brick wall test to see if your dough has been improperly kneaded
>molest the filet gently until it stops resisting
see
...
>incest the breasts with butter
>sling the rack of ribs on the fridge to test if they are done.
Frog posting off /r9k/ should be a permanent ban.
>MUH R9K BOOGEYMANG ;_;
Kill yourself, kike
>wa la
Because posting an offtopic image isn't in essence breaking any rulea, especially if it's pretty much serving the roll of a reaction image to an otherwise ontopic post. Should the thread be pruned for being a meme bait thread? That is a different matter.
>Let the Easter be celebrated
>caress your egg whites for 3-5 minutes
the frick is going on
>englazen the pan
>tfw I let the flavors marry for a few hours, but came back to find out the carrots divorced the celery and took half the potatos
>just add a splash of ham
>make sure to properly mutilate your garlic
>pre-cool the oven to -250°
>traumatize the onions for around 3 minutes
>concentrate on the arrangement, to taste.
>reduce the wait staff to desired consistency. Chill for 8 hours.
>bring the absence of 2 cups of water to a spinning freeze
Ok.
Lame
Good
Lame
Faggot
Average
Gay
Gay
Absolute shit
>activate your almonds
Autistic
What the fuck. I never heard anyone talk about father sauces before in my life, until two days ago. Now I'm seeing it everywhere.
Stay mad.
It's mother sauces user, this thread is satire :/
BUMP
>just make a roux
>intimidate the broth
>table to farm
>spin the salad at an aggressive torque
>its organic
>Rate two cups of cheddar
hah
>dissolve the fish in ether
I'm going to make some father sauce right now.
Is this the Reddit thread xD
you seem upset
you seem upset
>farm to bum
>4 2 tbsps sugar
>two heaping 3/4 teaspoons
you seem upset
its like the chips of cheese, all air, and you are paying for it, if you want m to buy cheese thats only 2/3rds actual cheese then you better drop the price
go fuck yourself
>be buys cheese by volume and not mass
Bump
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