Fudge

Grudge rhymes with fudge, and I like fudge, but if I eat too much fudge I get a pudge and then I can't budge

A thread died for this. Granted, on this board it was probably a thread just as shitty as yours, but there you were with the chance to elevate the level of discussion on Veeky Forums and you said HURR DURR, GONNA POST THIS POEM I WROTE WHEN I WAS SIX.

What made you this sad little shit of a person?

sorry i cannot judge.

Just for that I'll give this thread a nudge

but i will sage so the thread wont trudge

No need to hold a grudge over some fudge

Fudge is overly-sweet and disgusting. How do people even enjoy it?

This thread won't budge.

well you enjoy my cock even when I don't shower.

Different strokes for different folks.

I believe you have misjudged.

Don't eat five pounds at one sitting.

But your cock tastes of unwashed skin and body odour.

So...no fudge?

where do I get fudge besides at theme parks or tourist attractions where it's $16-20 a pound?

Convenience stores, bakeries, farmers' markets, Nana's house

Best pone

I can't even eat 1 ounce.

No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

Every now and then something like this creeps out of wherever it was hiding and pings a memory.
And when it does I can't help but smile smile smile.

post fudge recipe(s)

Why do you think you should?

microwave PB fudge from good eats. mold in 8x8 in dish or what ever you want

1 cup butter
1 cup smooth PB
cover with plastic wrap and microwave 2 min.
stir
remove wrap
add
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 lb. of powdered sugar
stir
mold
refrigerate

Nah, y'all're dead wrong on that one. Yeehaw.

REEEEEEEEEEE

This reminds me of this old Archie comic where Archie writes a nonsensical poem for Moose to say to Midge and he has no idea it's shit.

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have you tried boiling the calories out?

Need a butcher not a baker

because of this thread, i made fudge last night.