Why do people eat Oreos and not Hydrox

It's fucking bullshit Oreo is LITERALLY a knockoff brand of Hydrox cookies. Yet people buy them thinking "oh these are the original".

For all the shit people say about not liking knockoff foods they sure as hell love eating them. It's bullshit man, fucking really?

For me it's Hydrox, the original cream filled chocolate cookie

I'm not amerifat so I eat neither.

because hydrox sounds like a household cleaning product.

I eat duplex

You already have a thread

Oreo copied and made it BETTER, that’s why

Didn't even wait for the old one to archive, that's dedication.

>advert with a fat ginger kid
Is it any surprise that they went under?

Oreos are fucking shit.
Bourbon are superior in every way

The name hydrox makes it sound like some kind of drain cleaner

Think of it as you would say to a child.
Hey kids who wants oreos or Hey kids who wants HYDROX

Mods! Ban shills NOW! REEEEEEEEE!

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So is this the new 'go 'za?

>oreo = reddit
>hydrox = Veeky Forums

>Oreos stole the intellectual property

Hydrox is healthier and better overall.

>Oreo copied and made it BETTER

No, they just made it more American by making it sweeter and fattier. Hydrox has a more universal mellow taste

What is up with the hydrox shills today? There are 3 shitty threads up about that shitty wafer.

Honestly, there are no shills on Veeky Forums. It would be an absolute waste of money to solicit in a community that is known to be hostile and will just tear your product apart. The only things that can be "shilled" here are all elements of social engineering and not actual products.

Calling everyone who is passionate about a product a 'shill' just makes this community look stupid. God forbid people have interests that might mirror what's good for a company.

No, there have been literal shills uncovered on this board specifically.

do me a favor and

Bullshit. Crying "shill" is not the same as uncovering a conspiracy. And showing an interest in a company's product doesn't make you a stockholder.

Who asked? Who cares?

You realize how much of a child you're being right?

It's sounds like a bleach

TO GET YOUR CLOTHES THEIR WHITEST NOTHING BEATS

HYYYYYYDROX

>3 threads sucking off a cookie that nobody gives a shit about when discussion of said cookie has never been brought up before

I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

You realize at any given time we have like 15 McDonald's threads going because it's a meme, right? Fuck off.

Oh, wait -- that's right, it's all McDonald's Shills! oh noes!

McDonald's threads were a mistake.

U meen dis shit

You sound like a fucking dumbass.

Surely it's just a coincidence. You samefagging shill buttrag.