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Is this satire?

it's because he likes to have sex in the 69 position
can you really blame him?

>lower your flame to approximately 3
does anyone know how to do this? I can't seem to get my flame below a solid 4 and a half without it dropping back down to 0

no, he used to work at a college and made some videos about how to cook on a student budget.
He is depressed in every video and he's dead now.

Sadly it is not
youtube.com/watch?v=ofoCaMU8wBY

It doesn't work with metric flame units

>keeps the food stationary
>moves his entire body to the food instead of bringing the food to his mouth
truly an artist

>he's dead now

The clearest sign of low iq

>imdb.com/title/tt6513300/
>Box Office
>Budget: $1 (estimated)

Do you happen to know the conversion formula from metric to the American system?

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Just wait until you learn about his felony rape conviction(s)

damn, that made me kinda sad

huh

>chips on a plate

Why does she have so many bananas?

Is it a cooking thing or a show host thing?

youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3i_PaK3Wg

>tfw Jack Jr.

is maries meatball recipe still on the internet?
I'd like to do a livestream of making her sauce + meatballs

Some kind user downloaded her vids in time and made a private playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

Is that mayonaisse?

yes, see the post below yours

I've never seen the meatball one before

>generic ground beef, garlic, onion powder and S&P "own recipe"
>all those fucking bread crumbs
>throwing out the ground beef because it touched the counter
>wala

I'm dead

there is another video that was taken down of this OBESE walmart tier hillbilly family and the mom was making "cheese cake lasagna"
and it was a whole casserole dish full of king sized kitkats layered with premade cheesecake filling
her fat daughter kept eating the kitkats and her fat husband questioned her about what she was making, and she got incredibly defensive about it

it's currently my white whale
have this sacrifice to the white trash gods in the meantime
youtube.com/watch?v=wtGvJ_qd7Aw
>tfw you will never be so obese that you have to drive your entire vehicle IN to a restaurant and up to the counter

>she put the meatballs into cold oil and brought it all up to temperature together

>when she looks over at the camera seductively after admitting that she likes small to medium size balls and is PLOP-ing jumbo sized meatballs onto the plate

What's wrong with washing onions? It helps to peel them under running water since the skin clings less to the onion.

>since the skin clings less to the onion
Just peel the skin off along with the outermost layer of the onion, it all comes off in two seconds without any trouble at all. Nobody can be that poor that he can't afford to throw away a single onion layer. That first layer is often quite dirty, rotten or mouldy too.

It seems like this isn’t enough of an argument against washing onions.

Washing is only necessary when you are actually trying to remove only the papery dry skin and nothing else to "preserve" as much of the onion as possible. Peeling just the brown paper skin is a gigantic pain in the ass and takes ages. Just try what I recommended and you will have perfectly peeled and totally clena onions in a couple of seconds, no washing needed. Nor would it even make any sense, since the onion is totally clean beneath the peeled off outermost layer.

You still haven't demonstrated what's actually wrong with washing them.

There you go, you’ve just proved there is a reason to wash onions, great job.

>not chopping your onions with the slap chop

youtu.be/pTktL2P0OMA

he's a convicted sex offender so enjoy his depression because he deserves it

Why the hell did he put the plastic knife in the bowl before microwaveing it?

>the slow zoom at the end
my fucking sides

youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs
fuck sake, the goddamn music in this one

He's a student in these videos, believe it or not. This was a project for class.

They're screaming his name in torment

>steeeeeeven, steeeeveen
>why don't you call steeeeven
>why didn't you save me steeeeveen
>you could have saved me steeeveeenn, you let me diiieee

would be an epic prank

>that inedible canned food bank spag sauce

All the Mormons I have met from Idaho are middle class family people who know how to cook, but this makes me think somewhere in Utah they have concentration camps for all the retards, losers and sex offenders

Cant stand that fatass bible thumpin dunce.

I, too this day, can not fathom why she through half the ground meat away.

Then you should go back to reddlit.

Because of the "microbes"

WE NEED MOTOR OIL EGGS

those are some serious fucking microbes if they can survive being fried

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMfX7NnKVg

>damn, that made me kinda sad
Try this version on for size:
youtube.com/watch?v=GSmM00YekMc

Nobody posted the Flip carbonara yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

That plastic knife is so floppy after he left it in the bowl. I like he subtly moves it out of view after he realized what he did.

>adding oil to pasta water
>rinsing pasta
>hot dog "carbonara"
>metal utensils in nonstick pot
>processed american slices
>that grudging nod from the taste tester as he eats it directly from the plastic tupperware container it was served in

>no one has posted Henry
c'mon boys
youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8

It's not real cringe when it's intentional. It's still funny, though.
youtube.com/watch?v=AjuU_qgLNds

he had a stroke and has made no effort to change his life from the looks of it

Not true. He said he thought the stroke was caused by caffeine and he quit that.
He also had some snakeoil salesman test his water when he started getting kidney stones.

I don't see what else could have caused health issues for this obese retard so he obviously did good.

didnt he even make a vid about the stroke?

youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

They grabbed it because its has weed in it and their high and thats funny because weed is funny , funny weed haha.

Now stop being an OCD faggola.

Yep.

part 1 youtu.be/HRoiDBkPcy0
part 2 youtu.be/82tObHzzFT8

What happened to her channel? Did the microbes get her?

>the music that raises and lowers in volume, just when you think it's fading out it comes back even louder
>grabs glass bowl of boiling water with his bare hand
>drains pasta in a way that looks like he's just pouring it on the floor

It's like a Tim and Eric skit

God fucking damn that was hard to watch

>20 minutes in the microwave
I'm suprised the whole meal doesn't glow uranium yellow

That was fucking amazing

couldn't handle the mean youtube comments

What's wrong with that?

Is it this video user? It's been dubbed over, though.

dailymotion.com/video/x2sakiy

when frying your food in preheated oil it doesn't actually take on much of the oil because of the leidenfrost effect. Thats why foods become crispy but not greasy, but when you put your food in cold oil its just sitting there soaking up grease

Interesting. Thank you.

now it's even sadder,
I've had friends that had false accusations of that crime, so I wont judge since it's easy for some one to lie and turn the world against you.

>Melt the coconut
fucking what?

youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI
god damn I hate this fat fuck

In shock. Can't even type correct.
That poor woman.
I'm sure she's nice, but holy fuck

Mormons are pedophile creeps

youtu.be/YMjTr2vLKzY

there you go peepoo

HAI PEE POO :DDD

Does cooking onions and garlic like that even flavor the oil at all? I know she burned the fuck out of it, but what is she even trying to do? WHY DOES SHE STRAIN IT?

Fuck dude... This and felony conviction... And that he might be dead... I.... I want to join him now.

Holy fucking shit

Is it really because of the leidenfrost effect? I think it's just because the high temperature is cooking the outside much faster than the inside and thus the outside becomes harder and more 'together' than the spacious inside.

yeah man, the bubbles that come up during frying is the water evaporating

has Scotland finally gone too far?

What the fuck are they doing in this place?

I thought they trained them before putting them on that station. Guess not.

youtube.com/watch?v=i7CU6IlHyeM

PLOP