Homemade tendies

Anyone else out here /tendie/ right now? I'm trying to make some tendies at home but don't have a deep fryer. Whats the best way to get some shitty mcdonalds-tier tendies without one?

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Bro even a half assed attempt by a retard like you is going to come out better than McDonald's. Get that straight in your head and don't burn the house down.

pour like a quarter inch of fat into your skillet and pan fry them. cook them on medium and flip after a couple minutes.
to bread them just season up some flour and season up some egg wash (egg+little water). make sure your chicken finger are mostly dry. then coat in seasoned flour, knock off the excess flour and dip in egg wash and dredge it again in the flour. shake off excess flour and put in your already hot oil. you may never buy premade tedies again user

get chicken tenders
stab them all over with a fork
salt them
cover them in flour
dip them in mixed eggs
cover them in seasoned bread crumbs
cook them in a couple inches of oil in a pan
flip them
scream at your mom

kys faggot im just trying to get some krispy krunchy tendies in here not some sandy dogshit. I've only got italian seasoned breadcrumbs anyway

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I fucking love chubbies

I thought that was a fat shop of Saoirse.

with shoulders like that, who needs a head?

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Sauce

Likewise here, wanna fap to her.

doesn't do porn sadly, its some fat cosplay girl Momokun or w.e. I think this is the only pic I could find where she didn't photoshop the fuck out of it and you can see her pubes.

WIFI BLOCKER
youtube.com/watch?v=agfJq3ULhP0

Trust me, don't open that pandoras box. She ruins things a lot more than any person should be capable of

I don't understand what the ice cubes could possibly be for.

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W-what are the ice cubes for user?

FOR PROTECTION

I'm friends with one of her editors and my god the things I've heard about her. Just stay away from that dumpster fire of a human being.

wait hold up really? Sauce my guy, i really want to know.

Just browse lol cow She got liposuction, then pretends she lost weight through work outs, preach body positivity shit etc here's the current thread. lolc ow farm /pt/res /452942.html

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I hope he reads this and tries to cook them before putting the breading on

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Fuck. The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who are too self righteous to post nudes.

I mean, how else are you going to recreate that fresh-out-of-the-mortuary-refrigerator feel?

OP here, made tendies came out shitty as fuck.

Swear the same thing happens to me every time

Link don't work pham

it does work, remove the spaces
the link is .farm

Her head looks way too small compared to the rest of her body.

Sauce?

Put a bag on the head and I can make this work

>not expecting her cooch to be "frozen"

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kys thotposter
this it not "thicc" this is Wifi-blocker tier obesity

UMA

Post the video

If she was one cup smaller in bra size then she'd be a 'flatso' (fat chick no tits. The worst)

Agree. The only redeeming element about fat wenches is they usually have extraordinary gazoombas.

underrated toast

the only rule i have with chicks is their tits have to be bigger than their gut