Would you eat at a Wu-Tang Clan-themed restaurant?

Would you eat at a Wu-Tang Clan-themed restaurant?

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Nah. Too many cooks in that kitchen. It works for music it don't work for restaurants.

It's mostly RZA and GZA project.

Blacks people cuisine is shit, so no

I've got a bottle of wutang liquor in the cabinet. Tastes like shit.

It's a molecular gastronomy spin on classic New York/Northeastern cuisine.

Introducing the Ghost Face sommelier!

Byrd and Barrel near me has a lot of Wu themed art, but not really a Wu themed restart as a whole. Great chicken though.

Only if it's not the Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant

Maybe I'd try it then, but these "branded" by celebrity restaurants feel dishonest to me. Like what does the Wu Tang Clan know about food? It caters to the stupid I feel

I think they do it to put money and jobs back into their community.
Buy a restaurant, give a bunch of people jobs and opportunities then slap their name on the front.

>I think they do it to put money in their pockets
C'mon dude we all know this is the real reason. Don't be naive

What kind of items would be on the menu?

If You Want Beef, then Bring the Couscous (a healthier, non-vegan option)

Flavor Flav once opened an ill-fated, self-branded chicken place in my hometown. He opened it because he knew these restaurateurs that had stores in Vegas and Clinton and they wanted a new place in tiny (25,000 people) Clinton, IA. It was staffed by highschoolers and niggers and took forever. The chicken was ass and the place closed within a year

this should have been a "What would there be to eat at a wu-tang clan themed restaurant"

those are answers I wanna see

I was wrong, it lasted 3 months because the spook with the clock around his neck couldn't manage a lemonade stand. Flav got into disagreements with the Vegas dudes about management, like changing the oil each hour, and the endeavour closed

I would order the C.R.E.A.M brulee

You need to diversify your entrees nigga.

Kenny Rogers tried this and it failed miserably

wu-tang clams
they ain’t nothin’ to shuck with

That'll be one dollar dollar bill y'all.

ODB's beer battered onion rings, made with Founder's Dirty Bastard ale.

I'll take one order of PCP

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I would be interested in a kung fu far east asian themed restaurant. But, i feel like having rap music being played during meals would be distracting. Maybe rza instrumental tracks would be fun to listen to while i dine.

For me it's MC Chicken. The best fast rapping wu-tang member.

Only type of steak you'd get is RAW.

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>Toast Face Griller

I don't even know what Wu-Tang is.

It's for the children

it ain't nothin' to fuck with.

Lol

As long as Raekwon was the chef I would eat there.

wu-tang clan aint nuttin to cook wit

>Wu-Tang Clan
What's that?

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no, blacks scare me

They would be kept in the back

Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to pho'k wit

Just some shitty rap group everybody had forgot about until Shkreli bought one of their albums.

>9579887
(You)

Cuck

We may have a winner

NO

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I could never relax.

RZotto
Cinnamon toastface killah with nutmeg
Wu-tang flan
Pasta Killa
Liquid Swordfish (swordfish soup)
Shaolian bento boxing
Cuban linx sausage
36 flavors
Pecan with the pie n grits

Bonus points to whoever gets the last one

what if I by-passed the traditional route and cooked a one-off meal that I would only serve to a rich jew? I could make a fortune! truly a meal for the children.