>eating dinner at eating desk
>someone comes into my quarters
>stop eating
>they start turning on all kind of lights, doing tasks, and making noises
>realize they're not going anywhere for some time
>eat my now ruined meal
Anybody else here only like to dine in solitude and can't enjoy meals if someone interrupts them?
Your mom has to do the laundry some time, user. It's not her fault you live in the basement.
Alpha males such as myself do not have this problem
>live in dorms with roommate
>feel really uncomfortable cooking in front of people so i just eat things that don't require assembly
>eat 5 apples back-to-back as a meal
>by the end roommate is glancing nervously over his shoulder at the source of the prolonged crunching
I enjoy the freedom of having zero table manners at all, but I worry sometimes that I will choke to death by eating so wildly with no one to save me from myself.
Fuck man I feel you
>wife prepares a meal she’s made a dozen times before
>bit late as usual so im starving
>do you like it?
>mhmm
>...
>do you like the chicken?
>yeah it’s good, nice spice
>I tried adding some lemon grass this time
>...
>what do you think of it?
REEEEEEEEEEE just let me eat god dammit!!!
>eating dinner at my dinner table in my home that I own
>cat walks into the dining room, meowing
>"No kitty, I just fed you"
>cat pretends she doesn't understand english, continues meowing
>stop eating
>cat wanders around the room, brushing against things and making noises
>realize cat is not going anywhere for some time
>eat my now ruined meal
>cat pretends it doesn't understand english
Holy shit I thought mine was the only one, how do you fix this?
Cartman detected.
She wants to talk to you user...
Why won't you talk with your wife over a lovely home cooked meal?
>god amongst men
Coz I’m fucking eating and the food should have been ready over an hour ago
Well did you like the lemon grass you cunt that shit's great on everything
>trying to listen to political commentary while I dine a muffin, eggs and coffee in the morning
>someone always starts clanging dishes in the sink and making noise
For fuck sake, just go away.
>eating desk
This so fucking much
Do they treat the word no as Skype treats the close button on their launcher? Fucking hell, I always need to tell her to fuck off before she gets it.
When you come home early from work to find her getting assfucked by Tyrone, just think back on your posts in this thread. You'll realize that you cucked yourself
>eating meal on my jet that i own
>steweress asks if i want to eat more starving nigerian children
>please no more i have had my fill
Come onnnnn man
Did you at least sex them before eating them?
One thing that bugs the shit out of me is when people comment on my food while I'm eating. It used to happen all the time when I'd order food at the poker table in a casino and some jackasses would start commenting about what I was eating and the fact I was drinking milk. I tried to ignore them, but still, it was rude as fuck..
Bait, but I don't care you're also a faggot.