Found this on /int/. How does it make you feel?

Found this on /int/. How does it make you feel?

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glad i dont live in america LOL

i grew up in alaska and id say smoked salmon or huckleberry is more well known as our state food

California needs to be California Burritos. Although NorCal cant into good burritos so maybe split it in two

they fucked up mismatched kansas and nebraska

>California
>Fish tacos

No.

The regional food in America can be great, this map just does it a complete disservice for the most part.
bretty sure the person who made this map has never left their state

>texas
>not chili
I guess that's for the best though since none of them can even agree what chili is.

Never had huckleberry pie in my life but if you go into any gift shop in my state you're going to find a shitload of huckleberry related products. I find them all the time when I go hiking.

Yeah, that way you can eat your lover's cock instead.

they fucking switched Kansas and Nebraska. damn autists

Yeah California is a burrito state we shove fucking everything into a tortilla and wrap it up.

>pork roll
IT'S FUCKING TAYLOR HAM FUCKING SOUTH JERSEY FUCKING SHITS GET OUT OF MY INFOGRAPHIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE FUCK VERMONT

I think it's weird but have you ever had apple and cheddar slices together? They actually work really well for some reason.

While not native here, I've been living in Pennsylmuhvania for over 15 years. Cheesesteak should not be representative of the state. Go any farther than an hour's drive from Philadelphia, and those sister-fucking hillbillies have no idea how to make one. Rather, I nominate either birch beer or "chicken pot pie." Not sure if birch beer is common in western PA but it sure as hell is everywhere from eastern to central. But chicken pot pie is everyfuckingwhere, though PA chicken pot pie is just the filling of the more typical sort of pot pie with the pastry made into dumplings rather than pie crust.

>amerifats

A lot of the regional food here is pretty good, believe it or not. I'm originally from the other side of the pond and my parents and family used to talk shit on Amerifood until they started visiting and I introduced them to the good stuff. Reason the rest of us are ignorant of good Amerifood is because Americans seldom leave the county they were born in, never mind the state or even country. As a result, the good stuff just stays put and instead, we get all the low-quality shit.
Really, come visit some time and try some of the local stuff and you might be surprised.
To be fair, there's nothing complex or fancy in American regional cuisine as of yet, but it's still very good. Except the midwest. Fuck the midwest.

that's because you're basically mexico, but you have silicon valley and pedowood to spread the cancer

fruit and cheese is not strange.

Fruit in any form but JuJu, Runt or Roll Up is strange.

They really fucked up on Missouri.
First off they gave us "fried ravioli". What kind of garbage is that? Apparently they eat it in St.Louis, which should give you an idea why we like to pretend that shitheap with an arch doesn't exist.

2nd, they attributed Kansas City BBQ to Kansas...
While the city does overlap slightly onto the Kansas side of the river, and the name may throw some people off, everything that matters in Kansas City is on the Missouri side. The BBQ restaurants that established the style are there.

As far as Kansas City BBQ, ribs are popular but I wouldn't describe them as characteristic of the style or state, brisket would work but I see the map creator believes the meme of Texas being competent with BBQ so I guess they wouldn't want a duplicate. Burnt ends are probably the most distinctive choice then.

Could have also done steak as it was where all the major cattle yards and shipping hubs were. But 'Kansas City Strip' as a cut of meat was renamed 'New York Strip' by insecure cocksuckers who couldn't bear to acknowledge another city's existence in the 1800s.

As an Oklahoman I can confirm this map is fair and accurate, as well as delicious.

>cheddar cheese apple pie
Never in my life have I ever heard of an abomination like this. Ever. This simply does not exist here. Vermont produces cheese, but cheese abominations do not exist.

Maple syrup abominations however do.

Map confirmed for being created with no actual research.

I'm from europe so I never even had a typical american apple pie but my buddy from Utah swears on it.

I have had apple pie, but never in that weird combination. I looked it up and the only reference to Vermont seems to be a "law" stating a good faith effort should be made to serve apple pie with ice cream, cold milk, or cheese. But that law is probably as well enforced and serious as the whistling underwater one.

The origin seems to be England, and it seems popular around the midwest (shocker) and New England. Pretty sure the creator of the map just saw a recipe by Cabot or other people calling for Vermont cheddar.

That map is bullshit. MS is mud pie? Dat's some fatass, matron, plantation cracker shit. It's fried catfish down here, and dat's all dere is to it!

Iowa
LITERALLY JUST CORN
L M A O

>minnesota
>hotdish
pretty much.

Iowa is king shit of the flyover states. I wouldn't have expected anything less.

As a Texan I just had some good brisket today, can confirm for accuracy.

>California

The hell at Nevada?

You know it. And it's delicious too.

Shut the fuck up you SoCal bastard, burritos in NorCal are far superior. I've been to your land and eaten your Mexican food and it fucking sucks. San Diego is okay I guess but eating Mexican food in the LA area is like giving a dirty rimjob to a elderly Spanish man. Your burritos taste like they were made from a 3rd hand recipe farted through a bad telephone connection to a deaf retard with Alzheimers. Go fuck yourself. Do what you are good at and produce low quality porn and oranges.

>acting like Cali is anything other than flyover land

this, the only reason I'd go to Cali at this point is to kill you all and conquer it. bunch of sissy faggots.

t. actual flyover state gayboy who is constantly butthurt that people here have things to do.

What is the difference between fried ravioli and pot stickers?

you know you're due for a terrorist attack right, and a major earthquake, right? The entire planet hates you cucks

As a NYer I wouldn't say "buffalo wings" (good ones) are unique to our state, nor are they something people should/would come here for, even if they were actually created in Buffalo. It should be pizza or bagels for NYC area or ... maybe beef jerky (?) for the rest of the state...

>Chicago style deep dish for Illinois
>Not the horseshoe

>The entire planet hates you cucks
Nah just the middle of the country really.
You fags are just peanut butter and jealous.
Also. Our state does more for this country in terms of economic and technological contribution than any other state by a gigantic margin.
Its almost sad how much more important we are than you.
Like, why do we even allow you to exist. We should just use your shit states as a dumping grounds, maybe then you could at least serve some sort of useful purpose.

As much as I hate to admit it, CA and NY federal taxes keep my state from looking any more like northern mexico thsn it already does sinc 48% of our state budget is funded by federal money. It's the dark secret that most red state neanderthals choose to ignore.

West Virginia's should not be "pepperoni roll." That's more of a western PA thing from the Italians and catholics that settled around Pittsburgh and north to the border near Youngstown, Ohio. West Virginia's should be dad's semen

RI is best know for the Stuffie, not frozen lemonade.

Nah, I was too harsh.
There is cool stuff in the middle, just not as publicized.
California really won the race a long time ago, by having its state borders comprise most of the Western Coast. This allows us to be the go-between for basically all imports/exports on west of the Rockies.

I just react all aggressive when conservatives say we are destroying the country, when in most real terms, we are keeping it afloat.

Wine country just burned down and its a fucking national tragedy. Good thing it happened in California because the refugees/evacuees are being provided free meals by Bay Area restaurants including Michelin star joints. After hurricane Harvey Texans got shitty red cross meals. Our wine country bros get to eat like kings. Small plate haute cuisine place down the street from me sent 600 servings of fine food for relief effort yesterday. Fuck yea CA. Even our disaster victims get top quality cuisine.

>national tragedy
>no one really gives much of a shit
Yeah sure.

Never heard of a Chili Half Smoke and Blue Crabs are just as popular in Northern Virginia and DC as Maryland, and I wouldn't say steamed crabs, but Crab Cake is the most common form you find them in

Cali and Texas are the most prosperous and productive states in the Union. Our culinary powers combined would be... powerful.

Apparently you aren't much of a wine drinker.

This person either has never left their state, and stole these from a buzzfeed article or something, or they have only visited the typical tourist spots in some of these.

I don't drink shitty Californian wine if that is what you are asking. What do you think I am, a Seattle socialite?

No, I think you are a person who has never tasted good food and feels the compulsion to justify their terrible taste by deriding the culinary achievements of places they have never been but secretly wish to go.

Oh shut the fuck up. I live in NorCal, and mission burritos are THE WORST. Fuck that shit, no one wants a tortilla full of rice. Fuck off.

If NorCal should be known for something, it should be Ciopinno and sourdough bread, or Crab Feeds. Or oysters. Or the "cheese trail". Definitely not the Mexican food.

Sweet baby jesus you are such a fucking tourist. Living in NorCal my fucking ass. Where are you from Turlock? Fucking Coalinga? Lodi? Go fuck yourself. NorCal begins in Monterey and ends in Chico. Everything north of that is sisterfucking rednecks and everything south is just afterbirth.

From Kansas, can confirm. This states food doesn't really have anything going for it. I'd choose maybe macoroni and cheese or something, ate a lot of that as a kid.

srry but Im from TX, you are irrelevant and lucky we haven't claimed your land yet.

>inb4 cletus etc

Apparently you don't know jack about wine...lol.

California should be tri tip.

>national tragedy
Half the country doesn't care, the other half is happily watching you burn, excluding Californians obviously.

>secretly wish to go
Holy shit I needed that laugh. I've been to Italy, Spain, Romania, Japan, Scotland, and Mexico. Born in England, moved to the States a couple years ago and visited about half of them including California.

The only thing California has going for it is the elitist second to none normie atmosphere. The food is subpar as fuck, the wine is just embarrassing, and the people are worse than cancer. I couldn't walk half a mile without some brodude skateboarding past with a blunt in one hand and what looked like an avocado stuffed opem ended burrito in the other.

On the topic of wine, French wine is more than overrated. Italian wine was actually kind of unique. Japanese wine has its own thing going too.

Have you ever left your county, friend?

cali should be licking the bulls cum out of your wifes cooch, bunch of cucks.

Fucking zing a roo you roasted that faggot

Hahahahaha what a succinct description of the central valley although I regret to inform you that both Lodi and Turdlock fall between Monterrey and Chico in a north/south sense

>"Cheese trail"
Hey my company is on that, neat.

kek, god i cant wait for some muslims to wipe that smirk off your face....any day now faggot

Just glancing at Texas and Alabama, both of which I've lived in for long periods of time, the food is accurate. Also briskets and fried green tomatoes are both delicious foods.

Lol
>T. Never been to California
We're only the largest economy of any state and would be top ten amongst nations if we were independent. Whatever poverty state you live in is being sustained by our gibs. Be more respectful.

>Except the midwest. Fuck the midwest.

I believe a grape is involved at some point but you are correct. I know nothing. Tell me how much I suck. Punish me. Make me your dirty little bitch.

California wine can be very good but you'll get memed by some overpriced Napa generic Pinot if you aren't careful. My favorite international wines are Portuguese and Spanish.

Shut up.

>t. fast food eating retards

I never actually got around to trying Spanish wine and I regret that.

As a side note, I was very surprised by the sheer differences between Spanish and Mexican dishes. I was always led to believe they were more or less synonymous, which I realize is kind of silly.

I've been to Cali, cycled your mountains and ate your meme food. Was ready to leave 4 days ahead of schedule. I'm from TX you aren't supporting me faggot. I pray for the day Calexit happens, Mexico can have you back which is exactly what would happen within a week, because yall are defenseless pussies.

If this is a dick measuring contest we are going to have to hire some professionals because I cannot possible move this much of my own penis by myself. Thank you for letting me know the summation of your entire life experiences. It's pretty bland. I would like to visit Romania though that sounds interesting. I've been where you have been so don't act fucking special and knowledgeable. Romania is an exception I would love to go. Aside from than that, getting culinary critique from a brit is kind a like getting blowjob advice from the office shredder. I appreciate that you tried but you really aren't what I am looking for.

pro tip: you depend on soccer moms from flyover states to keep your "winemaking" relevant, everybody else laughs at it or buys it to serve to people they don't care about.

I like roasts of the beef kind and faggots of the effeminate variety. We seem to be on the same page.

Sorry, my bad. I failed geography because I was to busy fucking your dad.

Yeah man you missed out if you went to Spain and didn't get the brick oven roasted pig and tinta wine in burgos or the txakoli and pickled anchoa pintxos in Basque country. Please tell me you at least had the Basque and asturian dry ciders.

Every time a liberal dies, another one is squiggling into an egg in your mothers womb.

>Defenseless
Lol we probably have more guns than Texas it's just not well advertised because we aren't trying to flex nuts like immature Texas.

It's hard to take the laughter seriously while I trip over the stacks of money they have given me.

Wheres new york

The Spaniards know what they are doing.

I heard you mom is pretty fast. I wonder what I'll eat tonight.

>Rides a bicycle and calls people faggots and pussies

I'm curious, are you a Prius owner too?

either your saying you're in the vineyard industry(which is currently burning down), you're on CA wellfare, or you're just LARPing, either way I'm laffin at you m8

Not the guy you are replying to but I live right next to a basque restaurant and they have some pretty legit cuisine. Interesting stuff. Good soup.

I don't think you realize how unattractive liberalism is these days, you're in for a rude awakening.

WA best state :^)

>Shrimp Gumbo

brb googling "bump stocks"

>drinking Californian wine
hehe

>Implying Lodi gets mentioned in geography class
And this, children, is Lodi. A magical place of transient farm hands and broken dreams. And box wine vines but that's the same as broken dreams I suppose.

It was more of a statement about the economic powerhouse that is the Californian economy but if you want to project your fantasies onto me, we can do that. I'll be the maid.

>liberal gay state
>lots of guns
Pick one desu.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_California

oh god, cant tell if you're serious, i dont think you have thought about the amount of TX gun owners/gun nuts that wouldnt dare advertise their arsenal or intent. You're way of thinking amuses me and assures me of how weak your state of faggots actually is.