I didn't want to shell out for delivery, so I went to a Little Caesars last night and holy shit what a weird experience.
So many seedy-looking people hanging around in the parking lot. Homeless guy begged me for change. When I got inside, there was a really hot Latina in line who everyone stared at when she walked out with her pizza. When I got to the cashier, she was extremely distracted, looking away every time I asked a question, and at one point I had to say "Hello?" to bring her back to me.
I scooted on out of there with my $5 pepperoni pizza just as fast as I could. Jesus Christ. Next time... I'll pay for delivery.
Isaiah Anderson
I would think the fine babe would more than make up for a dumb register operator and a bum. plus that pizza looks tasty as fuck. I would think you would be going back tomorrow
Hudson Bennett
Bud this just sounds like you went to a fast food restaurant in the seedy part of town, I don't know how much pequeno Caesar has to do with it
Levi Perry
How's puberty?
Sebastian Lopez
Yeah bud welcome to the general public and the outside world. It's a weird place.
Dylan Murphy
Aren't most Little Caesars located in poorer areas? I don't think middle class / upper middle class are the ones going out and getting those five dollar Hot and Readies.
Nicholas Lopez
You must not go out much.
Ryder Cruz
She had a great figure and was wearing very tight jeans and had a nice face. Looked like an uptown girl or something. Every male there leered at her as she left and it made me think that, under different circumstances, they might all be willing to gang-rape her.
Dylan Cruz
That looks breddy good for only $5
William Rivera
>gang rape at the Little Caesar's I'd be going everyday!
Caleb Gutierrez
pizza.net is the way to go
Isaac Cook
Pizza ass is always worth the trip
Nathaniel Powell
Little Caesars is shit pizza. They don't even use real cheese.
Justin Russell
You'd be surprised. But generally yeah, the Little Caesars in my area is strategically located so its at the very entrance of the nice area, but still in the lower class area. So it services both, lots of professionals who come home from work and can't be bothered to cook for their kids.
Colton Rogers
>Eat more pizza! There are people getting payed to come up with this
Chase Morales
People dont want to be challenged by their pizza, life is horrible enough.
Henry White
That ass is damned impressive.
Aaron Robinson
They use Mozzarella and Muenster, it's written right on the side of the box
Daniel Thomas
It's also black, I recognize those granny panty lines under tight pants Also the drink fridge being behind the counter is a dead giveaway it's not the nicest area either
Thomas Harris
Huh. The homeless people loitered outside my LCs too. You just can't beat that $5.00 pie.
Grayson Peterson
>drinks behind counter >it's not the nicest area either Little Caeser's didn't trust my old neighborhood, but the local Chinaman spot did. What does this mean?
Michael Ortiz
I'd dip my Crazy Breadâ„¢ in that
Christopher Moore
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Robert Hernandez
why not just do carryout at any other pizza place? its not like caesars is the only place that allows that
most of the big chains have carryout deals where you can get a large 2 topping for like 7.99 if its carryout, i never fuck with delivery any more
Cameron Jones
I've never been to a Little Caesars and not seen a homeless guy standing outside.
But fuck do I love that pizza. I know its shit but its absolutely a guilty pleasure.
Jacob Hall
It means that a Chinese family is more adept to defend their business than some lazy fucking teens that are paid minimum wage That is if the Chinese restaurant is family owned and not "family" owned
Sebastian Cox
I wanna eat the chocolate ass. How's her face?
Hunter Richardson
Are you seriously expecting the store that sells $5 pizzas to have a top notch marketing campaign? They're target demographics are young people with no life skills and crackheads that managed to scrape up $5 in change.
Cameron Martin
Fuck if I know, it isn't my photo I was the user saying the fridge being placed behind the counter means the neighborhood it's in isn't too good
Joshua Peterson
Evidently they make their dough fresh in the store, too, and are the only huge chain to do so - although I don't know if that counts for much.
Austin Bell
I didn't know Voltage comes in 2L bottles.
Carter Lee
>It's also black
Her hand is white. That is a shapely white ass you're looking at, sir.
Levi Sanders
go to a local pizza joint that only uses fresh ingredients. who knows what you're putting into your body when you eat this fast food pizza shit.
Jackson Nelson
Ahh, just like most Checkers/Rallys.
The homeless in my area all loiter around LCs too, mainly because they throw out hot and ready pizzas at the end of the night still in box so the transients have lukewarm pizza.
Owen Bailey
>don't know if that counts for much It's fresh dough, how does it not? Most of the big chains use frozen dough
What are you trying to prove with what's inside the square? That is a black ass until proven otherwise
Ryan Wood
last I checked, blacks didnt have white hands
Caleb Lopez
Those aren't her handles, dingle.
Justin Watson
Where are there white hands? I see white long sleeves, that's it
Asher Foster
Yes, because people can dislocate their wrists and move their hands to the other side of their body.
Nathan Lopez
People that go to LC for pizza do it cause they're broke as fuck. They don't have the money for better pizza.
Leo Lewis
And before you go on your autism rant about how it's her left hand, try and tuck your finger under your armpit while keeping your elbow near your body.
Nathaniel Kelly
Where I live LC is better than Papa John's, Marcos, Pizza Hut, and sometimes Vocelli's Domino's has them beat bar none though, and this isn't counting the locals who want $32 for two large fucking pies
Joshua Perez
LC's pizzas are gross without some kind of sauce.
Jackson Bennett
I doubt this is true.
Nicholas Sanders
Doubt all you want friend, this is life
Colton Reed
I don't know what's better, Veeky Forums arguing about the race of a clothed ass or Veeky Forums arguing about the race of a face shaped salad. This place is just so whimsical.
Elijah Fisher
Yeah you just saw the underbelly of society. A bunch of homeless losers and minorities showing up to get a $5 pizza. It's even worse when you realize the only thing stopping us from acting like animals is the fact that you still can get the $5 pizza.
I had a similar experience recently when I took the day off work and went to a grocery store at like 1:30 on a weekday. Weird crowd that made me feel uncomfortable and like I was paranoid on marijuana even though I was stone sober.
Benjamin Evans
There's a Little Sleazers next to my beer store. I figured most people were like me and didn't buy lunchroom tier food. Not so. There are people going in and out of there like they were handing out twenty dollar bills.
Aaron Hernandez
I live where there are about a half dozen independent pizza joints, a Hungry Howie's, Jet's, Papa Romano's and a few others. Pizza places are literally next to each other or across the street from one another. And believe it or not, Dominos pan pizza has them beat.
Easton Peterson
When I was little I only saw old people at the grocery store during the day. Depends on where you live I guess.
Hunter Kelly
I didn't know brisk had more then one flavor.
Jose Cruz
Wow, you really want to be gang raped.
Elijah Young
>payed >complaining about anything kys retarded waste of semen
Ayden Torres
>THE LAND OF THE FREE >THIS IS EDIBLE
Xavier Sanders
ENHANCE
Grayson Collins
Bs. Mazzios does
Dominic Rogers
>caring about the marketing It's a 5 dollar large pizza
Liam Ross
Maybe it's just a Michigan thing then and we give you all the shitty pizza, cause out LC are fucking godly. When I go out of state I notice the pizza is not as good. Same with Vernors and Faygo, get it come Michigan and it's great, go down to even Ohio and it tastes like ass.
Brandon Roberts
Can someone tell me how it's possible that Michigan(LCs and Domino's) and Indiana(Papa John's), of all fucking states, can outdo literally every other state/city that's known for pizza? How the fuck is this possible?
Bentley Evans
Rich boy has never been to "that" part of town.
Jacob Miller
>huge chain >image says "of the top four national pizza chains
Fucking Mazzio's? Are you kidding me with this post?
Hudson Rodriguez
If you had sat at home with your hand in your pants ordering pizza you wouldn't have an interesting experience to share. No interesting story starts with, "I stayed home and ordered a pizza".
Josiah Reed
Hmmmmmmm
Austin Adams
domino's trumps all fast food pizza so it seems plausible
Justin Harris
>under different circumstances, they might all be willing to gang-rape her. Can't rape the willing and eager!
Connor Flores
And yet they are far superior to Papa John's.
Ayden Jackson
I love Little Caesars, I like to order a mix of different types of pizzas (meat lover, pepperoni and sausage, veggie, plain cheese) when I have people over. The meat lovers is very popular but I like the veggie best
Josiah Gonzalez
>Veggie You mean the supreme?
Isaac Wright
Godfather's is the worst big pizza chain.
Jayden Gray
How's lovin' dude butts? ya fag
captcha ultra isis
Adrian Perry
>Saint Pepsi
Juan Lewis
You went to the ghetto. You probably live in it and don't realize it because you don't go out much.
Kayden Brooks
Should have gone to walmart or 7 eleven instead, but yeah Ceasars attract a lot of weirdos.
Isaiah Baker
I work at a little Caesar's and I was surprised by how fresh the good is there and how clean they keep the store. I came from a subway and the quality of the store and the food is uncomparable. That subway was disgusting. I am not surprised that little Caesar's is a strong franchise
Noah Gonzalez
You sound very sheltered, but hey, a good $5 pizza is hard to beat.
Thomas Powell
You know, even in the shit tier of pizza there are sub-tiers. Walmart and 7-11 are absolute bottom, below LC's
Ryder Campbell
truth. i tried the marketside stuff from walmart once and holy shit even frozen is better.
Jaxon Allen
What Marketside pizza isn't frozen?
Josiah King
>What is perspective?
Grayson Thompson
classic autist projection
Adam Richardson
nice butt but freakishly wide shoulders and thick arms
Brandon Smith
damn, id have sex with that girl, if you know what i mean
Elijah Russell
no, I don't ;_;
Ryan Hernandez
s'alright, lil man, we're all gonna make it... just takes some time
Luke Peterson
Something that doesn't apply here because neither of her hands are visible you moron
Elijah Scott
I challenge every user here to go to their closest Little Caesars and take a picture of the customers.
Chase Lee
Can confirm this is a nigger.
Blake Flores
ywn eat her teeth. why was i born in this world to suffer
Jonathan Anderson
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Alexander James
LC pizza always looks delicious but I don't like their sauce and the cheese tastes off. I eat it when offered but have never bought it for myself
Alexander Phillips
>Looked like an uptown girl or something
Adam Watson
sorry i don't understand can you elaborate?
Luis Bell
Make a pizza at home, it's a fun experience
Dominic Jenkins
I heard they don't wash their hands after they pee there.
William Foster
It's only good fresh. Sometimes if a lazy shit is working they'll leave the older ones in the warmer. The breadsticks are where it's at.
Ethan Long
what does brap mean lol
Luis Morgan
The sound your ass cheeks make when they slap against each other from expelling methane from your anus
Jordan Martinez
it's some pervert meme
Austin Campbell
No they allow you to custom order, I chose peppers, onion, tomato, olives last time and I thought it was quite good especially for the price
Michael Brown
not gonna, but here it's all 7/10 soccer moms i promise