*soon*
*soon*
Oh yea, I can't wait for the senseless feast of the disgusting capitalist pigs
enjoy your colon cancer fucker
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I hope you're baiting bcause you must be a genuinely miserable person if you're not
These little niggas are a thousand times better than zebra cakes. Which is weird, because aren't zebra cakes like the same shit, but in a different shape?
both are about as good as a cow pie in my books to be honest
Man, I have memories of family Christmas parties with these. Grabbing a plate of home cooked food, but there were also these out on the table, then playing pool in the basement with my cousins.
>that sweet crunch from the sprinkles
sounds comfy af
comfy as fuck. i love these diabetes cakes.
I love these things. As a kid my mom would get me these every Christmas and those heart ones for Valentine's Day.
I'm sad for you and your abusive parents, you must have had a bad childhood
Have you guys ever eaten a whole package before?
Why do you want to be mean to people on the internet, user?
I don't imagine I could do more than one or two.
Who hurt you user?
Hell no, although if I smoke weed first I could probably manage to do it
Thanks commie user.
I'd love to try it
How do people live like this.
don't you have some rice to pick?
>mfw i graduated from sharing the piano bench with my sister to a real chair
for
Fuck yes can't wait to stuff my face with sugary estrogen cakes because I have zero self control and need corporate marketing teams to tell me when to eat
>Same things as the butterfinger skulls,but slightly better.
Soon indeed,user.
Are they eating from cardboard plates
What the hell are these
>The first time I got to sit at the "adult table"
I get em every year. Me and my senpai love them. They're good cause it's more vanilla based than a zebra cake. Also dat sugar.
>He's never had a Christmas Tree Cake
God dammit....living in Straya should I somehow order a case of these bad boys and have some1 ship em
Post your rations user.
What the hell is that and why have I never seen or heard of them here in Canada?
personally I'm waiting for these.
They are shit
Yes, about twice a year.
These are about 500 calories each. Cooking oil is probably healthier for you.
Paper plates on top of real plates. Muh dishes
Commies take free helicopter rides bro.
They taste better when they're stolen.
This is the real Christmas season shit, anons. This time of the year and come Easter I always eat a half dozen over a few days to sate my lust for chocolatey, crunchy, gooey santas and bunnies.
Fuck off pinko.
So fucking glad I'll never have to do family shit like this for the rest of my life.
I am so fat
OP YOU LOUSE. WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME?
They are probably too unhealthy to be legal in canada.
>Not even Halloween
>People wanting Christmas crap now
whyyyyy?
Shit tier rolls. Lazy fucking white people buying premade food and shit. Also this is half bait. You know some of you fucks out there have this shitty kind of lazy suburban family that phones it in holidays because they wage cuck harder than necessary.
christmas creep is real user
It doesn't help stores are already starting up holiday displays
Where i live theyre selling pumpkins now
awwweee yesss
Because people like to pretend that one day out of the year makes up for the other 364 of treating people like shit.
They look like your standard peppermints?
Do they arrive right after Halloween?
The hand is way out of proportion. Lazy fucking shop, doesn’t evoke the emotion of dread and loathing that it should
Those are soft and chewy, like peppermint taffy, right?
The Halloween ones have that horrid food coloring taste but those goddamn trees have zero food coloring flavor.
What are they?
>all this tasteless 99% sugar shit itt
>not waiting for christmas masterrace snacks
pic related
>a challenger appears
gentlemen
Just a family trying to enjoy Christmas together my dude...
Can't wait to eat these during christmas again.
>a comie hating food
Like pottery
my nearby grocery store set out the chrismas sweets 2 months ago, by the end of the summer
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>tfw always make cookies with my mom and brothers to bring to the christmas party.
>tfw chocolate chip cookies, kolaczkis, sugar cookies, snickerdoodles, and italian wedding cookies.
You cannot defeat me, for I am already at maximum comfy.
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I don't really like these, they're too sweet and they have a chemically aftertaste.
yeah..
Why are you so angry, friend?
Looks like dry gulab jamun.
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every time i see this pic i think cuz of the angle the dude whos opening the door is about to jump and back flip onto the table
green fuckers always cut the roof of my mouth
go back to r/latestagecapitalism, leddit cuck
(You)
wow I totally forgot about these things
hnnnng
You're loss faggot
>tfw I'm cajun
>All the food at my family holidays are almost too fucking good
>cornbread stuffing and blackberry cobbler is so good it makes me go retarded for a couple seconds
you will put them in your cart in early november