*soon*

*soon*

Oh yea, I can't wait for the senseless feast of the disgusting capitalist pigs

enjoy your colon cancer fucker

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I hope you're baiting bcause you must be a genuinely miserable person if you're not

These little niggas are a thousand times better than zebra cakes. Which is weird, because aren't zebra cakes like the same shit, but in a different shape?

both are about as good as a cow pie in my books to be honest

Man, I have memories of family Christmas parties with these. Grabbing a plate of home cooked food, but there were also these out on the table, then playing pool in the basement with my cousins.

>that sweet crunch from the sprinkles

sounds comfy af

comfy as fuck. i love these diabetes cakes.

I love these things. As a kid my mom would get me these every Christmas and those heart ones for Valentine's Day.

I'm sad for you and your abusive parents, you must have had a bad childhood

Have you guys ever eaten a whole package before?

Why do you want to be mean to people on the internet, user?

I don't imagine I could do more than one or two.

Who hurt you user?

Hell no, although if I smoke weed first I could probably manage to do it

Thanks commie user.

I'd love to try it

How do people live like this.

don't you have some rice to pick?

>mfw i graduated from sharing the piano bench with my sister to a real chair

for

Fuck yes can't wait to stuff my face with sugary estrogen cakes because I have zero self control and need corporate marketing teams to tell me when to eat

>Same things as the butterfinger skulls,but slightly better.
Soon indeed,user.

Are they eating from cardboard plates

What the hell are these

>The first time I got to sit at the "adult table"

I get em every year. Me and my senpai love them. They're good cause it's more vanilla based than a zebra cake. Also dat sugar.

>He's never had a Christmas Tree Cake

God dammit....living in Straya should I somehow order a case of these bad boys and have some1 ship em

Post your rations user.

What the hell is that and why have I never seen or heard of them here in Canada?

personally I'm waiting for these.

They are shit

Yes, about twice a year.

These are about 500 calories each. Cooking oil is probably healthier for you.

Paper plates on top of real plates. Muh dishes

Commies take free helicopter rides bro.

They taste better when they're stolen.

This is the real Christmas season shit, anons. This time of the year and come Easter I always eat a half dozen over a few days to sate my lust for chocolatey, crunchy, gooey santas and bunnies.

Fuck off pinko.

So fucking glad I'll never have to do family shit like this for the rest of my life.

I am so fat

OP YOU LOUSE. WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME?

They are probably too unhealthy to be legal in canada.

>Not even Halloween
>People wanting Christmas crap now
whyyyyy?

Shit tier rolls. Lazy fucking white people buying premade food and shit. Also this is half bait. You know some of you fucks out there have this shitty kind of lazy suburban family that phones it in holidays because they wage cuck harder than necessary.

christmas creep is real user


It doesn't help stores are already starting up holiday displays

Where i live theyre selling pumpkins now

awwweee yesss

Because people like to pretend that one day out of the year makes up for the other 364 of treating people like shit.

They look like your standard peppermints?

Do they arrive right after Halloween?

The hand is way out of proportion. Lazy fucking shop, doesn’t evoke the emotion of dread and loathing that it should

Those are soft and chewy, like peppermint taffy, right?

The Halloween ones have that horrid food coloring taste but those goddamn trees have zero food coloring flavor.

What are they?

>all this tasteless 99% sugar shit itt
>not waiting for christmas masterrace snacks

pic related

>a challenger appears

gentlemen

Just a family trying to enjoy Christmas together my dude...

Can't wait to eat these during christmas again.

>a comie hating food

Like pottery

my nearby grocery store set out the chrismas sweets 2 months ago, by the end of the summer

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>tfw always make cookies with my mom and brothers to bring to the christmas party.
>tfw chocolate chip cookies, kolaczkis, sugar cookies, snickerdoodles, and italian wedding cookies.

You cannot defeat me, for I am already at maximum comfy.

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I don't really like these, they're too sweet and they have a chemically aftertaste.

yeah..

Why are you so angry, friend?

Looks like dry gulab jamun.

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every time i see this pic i think cuz of the angle the dude whos opening the door is about to jump and back flip onto the table

green fuckers always cut the roof of my mouth

go back to r/latestagecapitalism, leddit cuck

(You)

wow I totally forgot about these things

hnnnng

You're loss faggot

>tfw I'm cajun
>All the food at my family holidays are almost too fucking good
>cornbread stuffing and blackberry cobbler is so good it makes me go retarded for a couple seconds

you will put them in your cart in early november