Listen faggots, Im a culinary school graduate, I can bake bread thats so tasty it would blow your fucking cocks off

Listen faggots, Im a culinary school graduate, I can bake bread thats so tasty it would blow your fucking cocks off.
I've worked under some of the countries best James Beard award winning chefs.
So yes, I can make my own fucking bread.

My cousin James grows his beard out occasionally, next time it happens I should call him James Beard

Its isn't a fucking joke redditfag, the James Beard association is a legit organization, they only pick the best of the best.
Not something to be mocked.
Ok?

nice copypasta

Nice face Mamma's boy

Are you drunk, or just crazy? Give us something to work with here.

I heard he orders blue apron and then rips off their recipes

He sounds like some gay pornstar honestly, but even then you're still more of a faggot than he is

Who the fuck is this james faggot bread guy and why should I give a blowing fuck to him?

I have 3 James Beard cookbooks, including his bread book. It's a great book, as are the others.

Get off this board redditfag

>drunk, or just crazy
I don't drink, I'm LDS. And I'm not crazy just passionate
Blue apron is a good start for home cooks, after learning to cook of you still use it you should be ashamed.
Also don't slander James Beard, kid

Thank you, finally a sane individual

>gay pornstar
Yes he was gay, no he was not a pornography star.
Even if he did pornography, so what? That doesn't make him less of a genius cook.
Also leave your narrow-mindedness and bigotry at the door of my thread, dick.

LOL, you're a Mormon? Jesus.....no wonder you're all fucked up.

At least I know where I'm going when I die. Do you?
The celestial kingdom awaits me, while you shall wallow with the rest of the heathens.

James Beard was an aids infested faggot from Portland.
Rip

Too bad while you're on earth you're still a giant chode

>giant chode
How's 7th grade, kiddy

You're not going anywhere, buddy. I mean, you ARE, but it's not where you think you're going.
Nice trips, though, faggot.

Go back to the trailer park, Cletus

>but it's not where you think you're going.
Please leak me in on your celestial knowledge, kid

>was gay
>was

I knew it was a choice.

>kid

I'm much older than you and have more life experience, and I'll let you in on a little secret, you're no better than the poor squirrel you saw flattened in the street by a car. If you really want to believe in something, at least pick something somewhat real, like epistemological deist, not some new world golden tablet shit scam.

No, it wasn't, the old dude has been dead for a long time now. And he died an old man.
>2017
>still thinking sexuality is simply a choice

He's dead, shitlord. Born gay, die gay, that's how it works, kid
>Scam
Ok now I'm mad, you have absolutely no right to talk shit about my religion, while you prance around banging trees or whatever the fuck you pagan asses do.

What are you some kinda pedo? Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again you bread-baking baby boinker

>getting baited this easily

>>Scam
>Ok now I'm mad, you have absolutely no right to talk shit about my religion, while you prance around banging trees or whatever the fuck you pagan asses do.
Leave the accusations at the door, and get a real argument, not some Reddit kiddy shit.

BAAAAAAAIIIIIT !!!!!!!

Or, you're just brainwashed.

See, you pansy ass zombie.

See you in hell, sweetie.
Oh wait only you will be there.

> not crazy
> LDS
Pick one

I'll pick both.
We are the most sane people

You wont think he's crazy when he's king of his own planet in the afterlife

Ah yes. The group that wears magic underwear and believes that Jesus was born in America are the most sane.

Gotcha. Keep repressing those gay feelings homeboy, I'll see you on grindr.

Nope, we're already in hell. You're going to be awfully surprised.

t. telestial kingdom inhabitants