Al/ck/

unvirgin fuck off

Please go back to

>almost becoming al/ck/

You eat a lot of food until you can barely drink water and alcohol is an ordeal. You then go on and live your life without alcohol abuse.

Almost, fuck me.

>been clean for two weeks
>feel even more depressed now

should I just fall off of the wagon?

It's why I always fall off the wagon. Sobriety never brings anything rewarding.

/r9k/ is full of 3d coveting morons.

Are you wizard master race as well?

You have anyone else, user? Parents, siblings, friends? Try not to spend too much time alone right now...

Somewhere else then, just don’t assume that al/ck/ is the place for you to whine about being too pathetic to have ever had a partner, you’re the weirdo here.

I didn't whine I told you to fuck off with your whining.

I’m not him, I’m sure he’ll ask you to leave too though. /r9k/ isn’t welcome here.

I've never been a poster on /r9k/, retard.

Maybe you should check it out. They’ll welcome you for telling someone to fuck off because they’re not a virgin. al/ck/ isn’t the place for that nonsense.

Whining about not having a girlfriend is for /r9k/. You can go back there any time.

That's the opposite of what he was saying, you retard

Read the reply chain fuckwit. It started with someone whining tfw no gf .

>facepalm
Well at least it’s not /pol/ this time.
Do Miss unpolluted al/ck/ though.

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And the guy you're replying to is trashing the guy for even wanting a gf

3d women don't matter. Grow up.

I am schizoid, I don't give one shit about women or relationships

Lol ok incel then head over to r/incel you bitter loser. No one wants you here. We're trying to help you, fucking faggot. Now leave

sasuga Veeky Forums

a r*ddit expert telling me about his favourite r*ddit board while implying that I'm the r*dditor

>sasuga
Neck yourself you pathetic roundeye.

Putting your faith in a woman will lead to diminishing returns.

Never reply to me again, gook boy.

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Schizoid hermit master race

Same here except I'm more of the opinion that we're below others than above them. Out of curiosity is one of your parents a narcissist? Because I'm about 98 percent sure I am the way I am because of my dad being overbearing.

gotta get this off my chest, sorry senpaitachi

>tfw landlady died a few weeks ago
>family already trying to kick me out
>send me an email saying I'll have to leave next year
>refuse because I don't have to for at least the next three years (that's the law)
>"we have no choice, user"
>that's correct
>they send me a legal letter a week ago saying, again, I'll have to move out next year
>don't even reply
>get text message on saturday morning
>"there's an additional tenant moving in today"
>ask who it is
>no answer at all
>visit my parents over the weekend
>return today
>nobody home
>women's shoes next to the new tenant's bed
>tallboys in the fridge
>makesyouthink.exe

Well then. This can either go very well or very strange.

Drank some whiskey last night. Wasn’t incredibly drunk but I felt nauseous all morning and puked half a gallon of liquid

strange to imagine a stranger moving into my home while im away. hopefuly s/he is a generous al/ck/ that will supply you with extra alc.

>tfw alc killed sex drive. Will it ever come back?

It's gonna take atleast a month before you are sortof happy for a second. That second will become a minute eventually then you will have days, and weeks.
I've only been sober for a year.5, and I'm telling you it is pretty great. You have to figure out how to deal with sadness instead of drinking it away.

>another day

>get the cold sweats halfway through a lecture
>girl sitting next to me asks if I'm feeling okay

I really need to nip this in the bud before it gets *too* out of hand.

Yeah ok Commodore Normington fuck off.

guys just my two cents but if you're really deep into it and fucked up, the whole "beer isn't as bad for you as liquor" thing isn't a meme. it must be something to do with the built in nutrients and protein but since I switched from vodka and beer to just beer I haven't woken up feeling like death once.

Cognac is the nicest spirit, so why isn't it more common?

That's because your probably ingesting a lot less alcohol switching from vodka to beer. Beers are what 5-7% on average and by the time I drink 4 of them I feel more bloated/full and sleepy than drunk and go to bed. Beers are great for tapering but tons of empty calories for the alch.

I read that lowered libido is part of PAWS, it comes back after some time.
For me it was something else : being drunk all the time increase libido like crazy. I didn't realise at first, but during benders I would fap to the kinkiest porn while sobriety is way more vanilla. I think it's the body craving dopamine or something like that.

This is true. PAWS are a bitch, but they eventually fade away.

>tons of empty calories
You know ethanol is the empty calories. There is more in vodka...
Beer belly is due to the lifestyle often associated with drinking a lot of beers : eating a lot too and not exercising enough. There was a study in Germany about that.

Alarmingly low on beer and only 1/2 gallon of vodka.

Time to head into town, Shit.

Does that cereal box have baking soda in it for your fridge or are you just retarded. I'd like an explanation.

>bud light
>milwaukee's best
even with the cheap shit you have the worst possible taste

>Judging an alcoholic

Dude Milwaukees best doesn't even get you drunk. I could drink a case of those and still drive 100 miles.

No it has cerial in it. No ants

It's 5.9% and 14 dollars a 30 rack

bet you'd have to pull over and piss though

Natural Ice is superior. Drinking one right now. Feels g00d

Just keep in mind that the only one who remembers your embarrassing memories is you.

>cereal
>in the fridge

heresy

That's not true at all. I very clearly remember my mother coming in the house blackout drunk and getting in a huge fight with us before knocking the christmas tree onto herself and waking up later (still drunk) crying over how pretty it was.

I disagree. When it comes to light beer, and macros in general, Bud Light>>most.

Yeah there are muh micros and imports that are obv better, but as far as cheap/macro goes, BL is fine.

Alcohol is actually the one thing that makes the horrible memories stop playing on a loop like some sort of PTSD inducing merry-go-round.

I know that feel

omg boo hoo, I bet no one else in history has ever drank too much following a break up. What a unique pain you must be feeling that no one else could ever begin to understand.

I also remember my dad screaming and hitting me over the head at the dinner table.

Don't drink and breed, folks.

Every one of my memories haunt me.

Drinking and taking benzos is the only way to cope

kekd

>fired from job, on unemployment
>depressed at bar
>blackout drunk
>get pissed this hot girl was with some wigger
>punch her in the face a few times
>only memory of any of this was the bartender throwing my shoe at me and 6 or so people chasing me down the street.
my autism goes from 10% to 100% when blacked out. oh yeah im still not allowed in that bar after 8 years.

>Don't drink and breed, folks.
cheers to that

>see old friend first time in months
>tell him I normally drink alone in a locked house these days
>he insists we go to this bar
>end up being invited back this this married couples house
>they're like 40
>me and my friend are like 22
>I try to fuck the dudes wife while my friend talks to the husband
>puke in the bushes
>black out
>wake up in drunk tank
so tired of other people, I wish I could die alone

>drunk tank

wut

in america it's where the cops put you while they wait for you to sober up.

youtube.com/watch?v=8pqfaCysBLk

You basically get put in a holding cell at the police station because America is draconian as fuck

It's an ordnance in most cities that you can't be drunk in public, So they will put you in the drunk tank then let you go without being charged with anything unless you break another law.

I got sent to the drunk tank on early thanksgiving day for falling down drunk when I was walking home. They let me go after about 10 hours

I'm American as well, didn't even know this was a thing. Glad I don't, sounds awful.

>fired from job (mostly because I was talking back at my boss but also me showing up hungover)
>get back to my old lifestyle of gambling and drinking
>have been consistently making a lot of money for 2 months (only get blackout after I close my bets and empty betting account)
>only getting more money since the NBA season has started
>made $2400 on opening night
>feel my kidneys aching every morning
>no end in sight if I keep consistent and don't start losing money

I don't really see myself getting off this ride

i had a seizure when i tried to quit cold turkey in 2013 ama

excellent video, thanks

how long did it take for you to have the seizure? Also how much were you drinking. Also if (my friend) drinks 18 beers a day and then suddenly stops will (my friend) have a seizure? Asking for a friend

whats goin on big guy?

>how long did it take for you to have the seizure?

3 days, I was also without sleep for that 3 days. Or very minimal sleep, maybe 2 hours total, if that.

>Also how much were you drinking.

Like a 750 of whiskey a night

> Also if (my friend) drinks 18 beers a day and then suddenly stops will (my friend) have a seizure? Asking for a friend

If you.....'re friend quits cold turkey, more than likely, but everyone is different.

also depends on how long you......re friend has been drinking 18 fucking beers a night

I just bought a midweek trip to Latvia drunk, I'll probably regret this shit tomorrow. Atleast I can score cheap absinthe home.

>latvia
>absint

you mean the tourist trash meme absint? or do you buy french/swiss stuff there?

This. 18 beers isn't that much but if you've been doing that for let's say 6 months then quitting cold turkey is definitely a bad idea and might even result in death.

Well its alcohol and its cheap, bringing like 2 of those wheel carried bags there.

Are you even allowed to bring a large stash of liquor on a flight? Seems risky.

I'm from Latvia, last time I checked you can bring a carton of smokes or like a KG of tobacco, 400 cigarillos that weigh as much as 3 grams each, 200 cigars, 10 liters of hard liquor, 20 liters of strong wine, 90 liters of regular wine, 110 liters of beer. Also we have cheap whores. Please don't come visit, we don't like you.

sorry, fucked up, it's 4 cartons of cigarettes or 800 cigarettes.

Day 4 no booze. Shaking subsiding, still not sleeping properly. Brain is spaced out as fuck, coffee consumption doubled.

Need to make it this time.

>Please don't come visit, we don't like you.
I won't, seems like a shithole.

And any al/ck/ who isn't retarded can make good liquor for cheaper than you can buy it there.

be careful, man.

I can't sleep properly for at least a week after coming off. The worst part is the "nightmares" basically when it's like 4 AM and you're tired as fuck and feel like you should pass out and you try to close your eyes and you're in that Limbo between being asleep and awake and start seeing creepy shit that would put any horror movie to shame, and it's not like a dream but like you're seeing that shit projected on your closed eyelids in black and white. For me that is the worst fucking thing of coming down, it's been so bad that I honestly have to turn on the light because I'm seriously frightened of the shit I see, like some sick people staring at oyu through your eyelids and other shit. Pic sort of related

I've had seizures at work the next day at work after getting super shitty and then drinking caffeine, never got the few days later withdrawls, it's always for like a day and a half after.

You punched the girl and not the guy?

How are you even able to drink coffee during withdrawal. Sugar alone gives me anxiety and caffeine will give me straight up panic attacks even when I'm over withdrawals.

This desu. Even sober the caffeine jitters remind me too much of wds. Might have alckie ptsd or something.

I used to get that alot, and i honestly miss it, seemed pretty cool to me.

Now I just cant sleep unless im close to blackout or pass out.

That shit actually helped me to lucid dream.