A&w root beer is the best root beer of all time

>he hasn't argued about toilet paper

For me, it's 1-ply. It's more versatile and lasts longer than than 2-ply, therefore, it's superior.

>More versatile
How so?

>wanting toilet paper that implodes after One small touch with your ass
4-ply master race

Works better as napkins during hard times.

You lack discipline, young one.

I think you mean bangs

Make sure you eat your Carls Junior

>anything but Barq's

I will fight you.

>canfags

>doesnt even have anise in it
shit tier sugar water

Actually neck yourselves you fucking degenerates. Barqs is disgusting. A&W is on a whole different level.

Actually fucking drown in a river of piss you filthy animal everybody with a brain cell knows Barqs is the best and there's no denying it.

I make my own from sassafras, vanilla and wintergreen! Dry ice to make it fizzy.

Barqs has caffiene.

its a forbidden drink for Mormons

>Japanese girl pleasantly drinking root beer

no.
People from asia HATE root beer. they think it tastes like:

>medicine
>butt
>grandma

youtube.com/watch?v=Gwkpl121M80

>not Barg's

Bangs ia better

It has the scent of herbal analgesic remedies, so they've already associated with that.

>muh Dad’s

how DO they do it?

step the fuck aside you stupid niggers

it's Virgils root beer coming through to show you that you're drinking root beer flavor extract concentrate GARBAGE like the fucking NUTRIA that you fucking ARE.

Virgil’s is a superb blend of spices and herbs gathered from the world over; anise, licorice, vanilla (bourbon), cinnamon, clove, wintergreen, sweet birch, molasses, nutmeg, pimento berry oil, balsam oil and cassia oil. literally fresh fucking herbs and ingredients fucking brewed in oak fucking casks.

NO competition has ANYTHING on them.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

the Philippines does sarsaparilla. that's about as close as asia gets to enjoying root beer.

oh no after all that i forgot the picture

Reigonal shit drinks REEEEEEEE. Cock blocked by location once again. How about we all just enjoy a nice real beer like a Boulevard?

No, the best rootbeer is the smalltime shit, the best mass market rootbeer is Bang's.

Can any aussies confirm that root beer tastes like your toothpaste? I worked at a brewery that made root beer and had 4 different aussies tell me that the root beer tastes like tooth paste (it doesn't every American who heard was very confused)

Bang's is better.

no, they're arguing about root beer
root beer is its own thing, it's not the same as pop

>special edition bavarian nutmeg

what the fuck is so special about bavarian nutmeg

>wintergreen

not ausfag, but if you've ever tried Bundaberg rb (what i assume is an actual aussie rb), it definitely tastes "off" from what you might imagine rb tastes like

fuck, I finally get it
I thought there was some big brand of root beer I just never knew about

It's.... It's called Barq's

Their root beer float is fucking gorgeous.
I think you mean Bang's root beer.

It's actually IBC

where the fuck do you think you are

>watching japanese rick and morty

has anyone ever had real root beer with real sarsaparilla? what's it taste like?

>sarsaparilla

i meant sassafras

>Amerifat education

You are all gay and retarded, and I look down on every other person in this thread like a lion does to a gecko

Are all root beer caffeine free?

barqs tastes like someone left a can of rootbeer that had black licorice in it out in the hot sun for a week

All of them are meant to be naturally caffeine free. A&W doesn't have it but Barqs has added caffeine. In rootbeer it's just something that some companies add.

Agreed that aged vanillla makes it much noms

Take that back you rapscallion!

Real talk though, I always liked a darker taste. Finding the right rootbeer is like finding the right beer or liquor. It's different for everyone and their tastes.

>she drinks safrole free root beer
dropped

How are you even supposed to use 4-ply, it's so... Bulky, like trying to wipe my ass with a thick towel.

It's unnatural.

water master race here.

It's literally just the yank word for Sars. Trust the Seppos to be jealous they cant get Bundy over there.

Best root beer is Hansen. It's the creamiest

only if you're gay

how well researched an accurate are my chinese cartoons?

Some of them liked it.
It's clear that those who liked it probably had a western influence growing up, disregarding the two white people.

My guy.Would enjoy a cold one with you anytime

That’s not how you spell Mug

First day?

>gotta go to okinawa and hokkaido for research purposes.

they don't have root beer there?
the fat guy seems pumped.

Why is it called beer when there's no grains?

Japanese also hate Dr. Pepper.
why are the japanese so weird?

>Root beer
>Not drinking superior sarsparilla
Pic very much related

>sassypants
isnt that the same thing?

No. Root beer is made with sassafras where as sarsaparilla is made with sarsaparilla. Most root beer isn't even made with sassafras these days.

You might be a redneck if ye drinkin' sarsaparilla out yer cowboy hat ya idiot!

Same shit

azn's confirmed cardassian prototypes
youtube.com/watch?v=4hdiuRMK3UQ

I've got a sweet tooth so my order is:
Mugs, A&W, Barqs.

Though A&W at the actual restaurant is top tier. Something gets lost when they can or bottle it.

>the vast majority of root beer is both non-alcoholic and carbonated
Well now I kind of feel like a fool. Learning about it just now.
Though in my defence I am not American and have not once before seen root bear in real life, let alone tasted it.

yeeee-doggy ride em cowboy

>I like to drink sweetened skin ointment

Bundaberg products are pretty widely distributed in the US.

It's not like Americans have real rootbeer anymore. The FDA banned sassafrass root extract, the original ingredient, as a carcinogen

I can't stand this nigger.

This shit right here is the GOAT

Fun fact: A&W has zero caffeine.

Therefore, Barq's remains King.

ibc in a glass bottle for the win

I may have never had root beer. But at the very least I'll always have my must.

Why are Japs so mean? Authentic root beer is a western cultural thing, like Matcha is to them.

German, thought the same thing first time I drank one. Literal first thought "This literally tastes the way body rub smells."

>mean
They gave up front and honest impressions. As was requested from them.
They still drank it.

I don't even understand how someone can come to that conclusion.
I guess taste buds really are different in different cultures.

Easy solutio, go to an apothecary, buy a tub of topical ontment for cold. Open up, whiff and realize your folly.

my nigga

I did.
I guess they're vaguely similiar?
Drinking it still does not remind me of them.

50/50 Root Beer/Dr. Pepper concoction = GOAT soda

>I did.
timestamp

This

Underrated Kek.

Holy Shit.

>third-world intuition