Some one left this on my doorstep .What should I do with it?

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nurture it

Heat it up in the microwave. Poor thing looks cold

they take them at firestations no questions asked

sleep tight spuddo

Quarter that son of a bitch, cover his remains with vegetable oil because the motherfucker is going to BURN, then put salt in his wounds, and lastly, throw his remains in an oven at 425F for 25min. Little shit won't be laughing at you after that.

Plant it and eat babies

chuck it in the oven

make a baked potato

Okay reddit

Thats not very nice of you, goy

>implying you don't spend more time on reddit than on chans

Cut a hole in it and cum in it

This

Rolling

If someone gets dubs op will have to deliver

Cum for me family boy

cum in the spud

Came here before pics never happen

No cumming in or on petater. My dubs mandate it.

Make the skunktato

Eat raw.

Shove it up your urethra

rolling

WE DID IT FAGGOTS

OP MUST DELIVER WITH PHOTO EVIDENCE

Vheckun

Oh shit

Cum in it thn light it on fire

Fu k

Here is a very poor photo

That's no way to treat a canadian