He eats at restaurants

>He eats at restaurants

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>He has a microwave

This board is 80% shitposts.
No big loss.

>He buys food from the grocery store

>she eats food

>he composts citruses
am I doing this right?

Not really.

>He requires plates and utensils to eat.

>he eats

>AND he poops

>metabolism

>He then proceeds to eat AGAIN knowing that he is supporting the cycle

>he eats his poop

>not eating your poop

>he exists

He doesn't eat his poop continuously to extract 100% of the nutrition value from his food.

buy ingredients and make my own spaghetti:
>5 dollars, 3 days worth of dinners
go out to a restaurant and order spaghetti
>11-12 dollars for 1 meal

hmmmmmmmmm

Uh oh I didn't do the meme green.

>Not knowing how to edit your post so that it contains grntext.

>loving yourself

The only joy I get of life is going to restaurants desu

>being a cuck

>being a cuckposter

>being a paedophile animu fag

>liking old hags

>how can you love her if you can't eat her poop?

When he could me eating a McChicken.

>he

I eat at home; food I made myself, from things I grew and raised myself.

>first shitpost
It's only one shitpost, don't make it such a big deal.
>5 shitposts
Lighten up, is a little fun not allowed?
>25 shitposts
Hey this place is pretty cool, I'm getting my buddies from /b/, /pol/ and /r9k/.
>50 shitposts
Stop complaining, this place has always been shit.
>100 shitposts
This board is 80% shitposting anyway. One more doesn't matter.

>xer assumes xis own gender

>when you think you are going to fart but a little bit of poop comes out.

>this thread is still up

Hai dozo

>he doesn't like anime shitposting and wants relevant content on /ceekay/

>She doesn't eat exclusively at cafes on the summits of a mountains

thats what makes it great. its like pre-cancer /b/

eating at five-star restaurants and getting your ingredients directly from the farm/ranch are the only acceptable ways to get your food

>When the Japari Bun was baked juuust right.

Nah bro, I just order to go and eat at home, haha

>he doesn't go to 60 cent spaghetti night at his local trattoria

>he eats
*smug anime slut*

why do joke sfm videos with no budgets and made by only one dude still look better than the show

Where else would one eat when not at home?

>there's a fresh pot of coffee at work before you even arrive