Ruin a food or drink in one letter

>hot logs
>ruined
Andy Sixx would like a word with you.

Shitlins

Twinx

Hot Bogs

Farta

Caca Cola

Best so far

Prime Crib

Burpito
Fagitas
Kefap
Cheeseburper

Flak Shake

Oh look an /x/ meme on Veeky Forums. I just saw a Veeky Forums meme on there too.

Rape Soda

Rasta al pesto
Scaghetti (cagare means "to shit", and caghetta means "little shit", so caghetti is the male plural of it)
Penne alla puttanessa (don't even know how to translate this, but it basically means whore)

ck mod is a faggot

Snotch

Puzza (stink in Italian)

Now that's a nice
>her-ring

Harshmellow

French frigs

And if you don't find it funny, pic related.

Marshmellon

Fruity Plebbles
Applehacks
Dookie Crisp
Fruit Poops
Poo Berry
Oreo HOs

Hot Dons

Lice crispies

Sexchuan sauce

Clampagne
Chocolate silk

Gushrooms
Vagemite
Beanana
Fish and chops

Pop farts
Pop tards
Mop tarts
Wop tarts
Pop darts

...

Scotch on the cocks

Turks

Legonade

>clampagne
Picturing carbonated clam juice... it's not good man

Shits

Meatload

Get it?
Like the load of my meat!
HAHA!

Furrito

Quacker Oats
Cotton Handy
Chicken and Humplings
Chicken Poodle Soup
Fried Lice
Lucky [self]Harms (with razor, gun, bullet, helium tank, and noose marshmallows)

Egg dog

Mice crispies

Carbage
Dabbage

Porn on the cob
Cory syrup
Mancakes
Panrakes
Pancaves
Marblecave
Marblecage
Pencake
Cleesecake

Nutesla

It's like regular Nutella but it costs double and every three spoonfuls you have to go refill the jar at the stpre.

Wagermelon

>Porn on the cob
>back when I was a kid my dad told me a story about his friend
>said his friend Bud was watching a porno
>guy suddenly fucks the chick in the ass
>when he pulls out Bud notices something amiss
>something is stuck to the guy's dick
>he rewinds the VHS and pauses it
>it's corn
>have a good laugh and tell my dad it was corn on the knob
>every few years when I see him I get reminded of this and we laugh ourselves to tears

Why u peeanus weeanus haha

Good for you for going on /x/ I guess? I haven't been there in weeks so I wouldn't know.

>Americans watch porn with their parents
Sounds about right

bork chops

hot logs

Sweat potato

Sfarties
Hard Randy
Cars candy company

Sweat tea
Fig filet
Poopsi cola
Mr Pepper
Rad Bull
Monsier Energy Drink
Momster Energy Drink

Starfucks

Tweet an hour sauce

Frotlong

Chicano Jeep Fish Pizza
I don't even know anymore...

Calgone

Goy milk
Medium rare speak
Handboiled egg

...

Bong's root beer

Bees jerky

Ramen poodles

thot pockets

Rot pockets
Hat pockets