Eggs

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That looks like complete shit. Nothing worse than overcooked eggs.

Perfection.

Looks like those Thai omelettes. Always wanted to try it but I'm afraid it might be too oily

Spinach mushroom omelet with hollandaise.

>I'm afraid it might be too oily
>afraid
>of a little oil
The gigantic megafaggot is assuming his ultimate form

The GOAT way to eat pancakes

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Hawaiian breakfast, come at me.

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Where's the two scoop rice.
Loco moco is superior.

Under the eggs, silly! I prefer this to loco moco.

Cheesy fat fuck omelet I made a while back. Six eggs and two slices of cheese.

It ain't pretty but it was tasty.

Gotcha I am blind.

Fuckin lol that pasta salad.
You guys love that shit down there don't you.

It's surprisingly delicious when paired with all the smoky pork products like kalua pork and Portuguese sausage. You're not supposed too eat a whole bowlful of it, it's more like a condiment, really. I'd rather eat the mac salad than fucking spam misubi. I like other kinds of misubi, but if I want fried spam, I want it with breakfast or on a bun.

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redundancy omelet

do quiches guys

Redundant but delicious!!

Holy fuck those eggs look horrid. Use medium-low heat next time

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>600 calories
>Fat fuck

Like what else were you having with it?

Plain omelette.
Familiar shape.

No wonder they're so fat

Eggs in a cloud. I really, really want to try them.

dont listen to the faggots, i love my eggs cooked like that.

How do you guys make eggs? Any special steps?

Make some then. It's not difficult.
Don't cheat yourself out of a new experience because you're too lazy to spend ten minutes on it.

I wish I didn't hate the taste of eggs

always butter, not oil
nice amout of salt and pepper
if sunny side up, when I pop the yolk, extra salt.

Eggs look like fucking garbage, I'd honestly throw it in the garbage if it was served like that.

holy shit that looks good my friend

wait post what? I got distracted

i want to go and be jolly with the hawaiians but it's so expensive to live there
also i hate spam
and macaroni salad
and rice

i never thought of adding salt to the yolk, thanks

why does the scrambled eggs look so damn dry?

Just cooked these poached eggs for breakfast.

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