Wierd stuff

wtf is this stuff in an oyster? it tastes wierd, but is it supposed to be there?

When you eat an oyster you're eating all the organs inside a snail.

It's weird because there is digestive tract in there.

OP drink some alcohol right now if you ate that. Do you know what that is?

No smoke cigarettes. It will suppress all the bacteria in your stomach!!

i can't even tell if this is a shitpost

that genuinely doesn't look like a normal green oyster
please be safe op

OP listen to everyone here and get some help right now. Try to vomit it up or something because chances are you be consumed something that could like kill uou.

hey dill im a pickle :D

I don't know what that is but don't eat it

my roommate is an amature seafood expert.


He's first guess is that someone fried a dead oyster and served it too you.

He's also kinda freaking out

Literally oyster poo

This is why I'm a clam man.

Okay I've never eaten oysters myself but I've seen my family eating some
and this
this does not look like an oyster
neither the green part nor anything else in the picture

IS he kill?

Not even memeing, you need antibiotics now.

Oysters, never again

SPIT IT OUT

Are you still with us, OP?

>oyster
Doesn't look like any oyster I've ever seen.

what am i even looking at?

that is a chicken breast stuffed with pesto. it shouldn't make you sick unless you think it's an oyster because you retrieved it from the sea.

did he died?

...

IT'S TOO LATE

Just realized I've never eaten a cooked oyster, only raw. How do they stack up to the raw form co/ck/s? I imagine they're less slimy and you can actually chew on them when they're fried.

That looks nothing remotely like an oyster.
I'm not really sure what you're eating there, but it ain't no oyster.

OP is kill rip in piece.

Oysters rockefeller will make you cum.

oysters are shit, scallop masterrace reporting in

Rocky mountain... Oyster?

I don't know what that is but the sight of it makes my stomach hurt.

oyster shell

Same. I eat canned smoked oysters and OP's pic doesn't look like any oyster I've ever seen.

Please be joking

no joke just big oyster

do the other ones look the same on the inside?

looks like its sauteed in butter. what a trash way to cook it imo

>big oysters

user, I have some bad news...

not the op and know nothing about oysters but wtf is it

what the fuck, that looks like a fucking burrito.

maybe rocky mountain oysters. (bull or goat testes)

You got NTRed by the chef. I hope you enjoyed the goo.

mucous_rectal.jpg

O SHIT

Okay, sure, you memed us and all those are Rocky mountain oysters, hahahaha. But what the FUCK is this a picture of? Why is it fucking green??

Sometimes when they remove them, they are a bit full.

Are you okay, OP?

>OP is so much of a faggot that he got tricked into eating bull testes
poetry