Drinking ANYTHING but water

>drinking ANYTHING but water
explain yourselves

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Water tastes like diarrhoea compared to Coke.

Monster's are really convenient and delicious. Once I have my first one after a long break of sugar I start craving sugary drinks.
It's awful.

I can't help it. I like getting drunk.

water in America tastes like shit

>drinking anything but filtered water

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>eating ANYTHING but potatoes

You explain yourself buddy boy

>giving up joys in life for marginal health benefits

Do Americans really drink water?

Go drink your metally well water you poor fucking Eurotrash

>water in [this one place I went to] is shit
Water tends to differ by locale. Depending on how water treatment and sourcing is handled, it can either taste like treated shitwater or fresh as fuck mountain water.

For me, it's the latter. The water here is absolutely amazing.

Many Americans don't ever drink water, just soda, coffee, etc. Some even say they don't like the taste of water. Many Americans are completely retarded.

If man was meant to drink straight water God would have made it taste like cola.

coke tastes like ompa lompa bile...

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energy drinks are for complete retards

They help me get to work with a little vodka in them.

You're proving my point

You miss out on the finer things in life. Bet you don't even like a nice coffee with Bailey's after a meal for dessert.

Sometimes a beer is nice too

Sure, once in a blue moon, not after every meal though

Is carbonated water okay?