What are some subversive books I can gift to friends' kids without raising the suspicions of their parents? Something Satanic if possible, but at the very least antithetic to Disney, humanism and theism.
I can only think of something like this unexpurgated version of Grimm's Fairy Tales, but it's still rather tame and I want something far more subversive if possible.
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The best gift you can give them is to stop being a faggot.
Any Adventures of Tintin comic book, they'll get hooked and will eventually come across the more politically incorrect material.
>Something satanic and antithetical to humanism
The Quran
Any manga. If they like it and want more, you just ruined their lives.
the torah
also be sure to show them Veeky Forums so that they will become jaded and bitter with their circumstances, and never amount to anything of note in life. setting a child on a path that will crush their dreams in 15-20 years' time is one of the most subversive things you can do to another person's children.
Yes, specially Veeky Forums.
Give the infinite jest so they grow up to become insufferable headcases
But le lotus bleu is anti imperialism propaganda and the English version of Tintin au Congo doesn't have the part where he blow up a rhinoceros.
rabelais. just tell the parents its fairy tales about giants.
Arabian nights. It's full of violence, magic, murder, cheating and sex (homo, orgies, regular,etc.).
OP, in this day and age, theism is as subversive as it gets. Give them some straight-up Christian mysticism. I recommend Catherine of Sienna or Teresa of Avila.
Aesops Fables
>Still opposing the beautiful new world that's God's world
>2017
>Very edgy mate
I'm projecting, I'm posting on Veeky Forums
It's worked on thousands on young people (including me) it'll surely work on them
>Satanic if possible, but at the very least antithetic to Disney, humanism and theism
>subversive
Did you just step out of a time machine? None of that shit's subversive, how are there still faggots who think being a basic bitch edgy teenager is subersive?
If they're young enough, just give their kids an iPad with YouTube pre-installed (in fact, just make sure that there as little apps as possible, so the YouTube app stands out). Then let autoplay do its magic. The family friendly filter won't stop friendly cartoon-related programming from turning into some degenerate or potentially even psychologically damaging bullshit.
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Give them Cleland's Fanny Hill along with Austen's Emma and Bronte's Jane Eyre if they are adolescent girls: all Penguin classics. Feign ignorance when the parents huffing and puffing approach you red in the face.. One could make no more Satanic move.
FUCK I THINK this happened to me
> homo orgies
Didn't think those spicy middle easterns liked gay things
I see this shit all the time with hundreds of millions of views and I don't get it. Why are children obsessed with this shit? Who the fuck is making this shit on a near daily basis? Why don't parents actually parent and give their children guidance away from this kind of degenerate content?
It's one thing leaving them in front of the TV with Peppa Pig and My Little Pony, but when they come across that creepy video of the guy doing "surgery" on a gummi rat, saying shit like "DOES HE HAVE A BRRYYYY-ENNNN? EEEEEE". That video literally gave me a nightmare.
Don't be an edgy wanker, the kids will probably be bored to death anyway if you got them something edgy and ironic like the Satanic Bible.
Get them something engaging and exciting to engage them in reading from a young age. Something with a darkness to it, maybe some volume of selected stories from the Arabian Nights? Heck, even a children's book like Watership Down is full of enough death, brutality of nature and talk about "mating" that they'll probably be excited, not realising the allegory of societal ranks.
Also see: Animal Farm. That's some mind-blowing easy-to-read literature for a child. They'll engage and be charmed by the talking animals but the themes of segregation and control will play on their understand of hierarchy in schools too.
Other easily accessible classics - accessible enough for children - with an edge could include:
- Of Mice and Men
- The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
- Aristophanes' The Birds and other plays (his plays are full of poo jokes, pee jokes, songs and dirty jokes while also highlighting political and theological turmoils of the time that are still surprisingly relevant today - kids love crude jokes)
- Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland
- I would maybe suggest Art Spiegelman's Maus but it'd be p. fuckin' liberal parents who would allow their kids to have a book with a large swastika on the cover. However, it being a graphic novel would make it easier for them to read and engage with while also learning of the horrors of the holocaust (with plenty of details they won't teach in schools).
- On the topic of graphic novels, a large edition of Jeff Smith's Bone would be a good suggestion too. It's funny, playful, endearing fantasy fun that gradually develops into a gory battle where death and the undead are played with.
Don't be a dick, OP. If they're your friend's kids, get them something that'd be engaging and exciting for them at that age. They won't touch something like The Assgoblins of Auschwitz but your friend probably won't be too happy about it. Get them something worthwhile that could interest them in reading.
A book on greek mythology could be good too y'know. I loved greek myths as a kid and they teach so many universal morals. They can also be pretty gory too though.
me too
im 19 now but i started browsing at the age of 14 and have been doing so daily ever since.
i go to a top 15 uni though so i don't think i'm totally fucked but i have heavy PTSD and depersonalization that i'm working on, probably unrelated to Veeky Forums
but the social anxiety definitely stems from this place
Knowing that children watch these scares me.
What the hell is this and who makes this shit?
technology was a mistake
I hear this kind of insight can be gained by jumping from bridges, you should try it OP.
I would say they're not obsessed with it. The autoplay will take kids from normal toddler cartoon stuff to this subversive shit because they hit all the right tags and avoid the family filter. I wouldn't be surprised if this was an organized psyops, though I think that unscrupulous sweatshops are the more likely answer.
>them digits
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Okay maybe they're somewhat obsessed. If you read online searches from parents, some of the jingles featured in these videos like the "daddy finger" nursery rhyme have started becoming popular among toddlers all over the United States. Parents have no idea where they got the rhyme from... they got it from YouTube watching this stuff...
The scarier thing is that YouTube tries harder to remove copyrighted songs from small-time video producers than to take down these disgusting videos aimed at toddlers with millions of views.
If you want it to be subversive to the current culture of the western world it needs to be something that preaches intolerance and traditionalism.
Harry Potter tbqh
Kill yourself you lame, goofy edgelord
You haven't even gotten to the catabasis age yet. My recommendation to you: work out a lot, force yourself to talk to girls, avoid porn. Don't let yourself go too far down the sperg hole. It's dangerous.
Harry Potter.
Is the Hergé was racist myth the dumbest misconception of all time? His comics were typical for their time in the 30s, and the Congo one is full of as many dumb stereotypes as the America one. His mature output, Blue Lotus, Pharoah's Cigars, Red Sea Sharks, the Temple of the Sun, the Picaros etc. are all symphatetic toward foreigners and native people of different countries. He even goes out of his way to not be racist against Gypsies in Castafiore's Emeralds.
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