I hate this Nietczhzhejehehehzhxxchhee for having such a shitty name I have to constantly use Google to spell

I hate this Nietczhzhejehehehzhxxchhee for having such a shitty name I have to constantly use Google to spell.
He is now "Big Moustache Guy"

or BMG for short

i fear for your brain if you can't even spell and remember a name

I have dyslexia, I remember when I was young struggling really hard to distinguish between bs and ds. One image really helped me!
All I'm doing here is Anglicizing his name for the good of us all.

im a none binary gender queer

What is it?
Nietzche?
Nietczhe?
Nietschzche?
Nietczshe?
OH it's Nietzsche
Nietzschian
how the fuck am I supposed to work out what incomprihensible sequence of consonants do I have to string together to get the magic formula to this spastic german name?
It's a puzzle involving z, s, c, and h

just call him neet with an obnoxious tone, everyone will think you know your shit

ey, yo Neech!

knowing german is really helpful. you should give it a try.

>knowing german is really helpful
list the main benefits please

>you can spell nietzsche without any problems
>you can read great authors untranslated
>you can sound like an ss officer
>you can roll the r correctly
>you can sing to rammstein
>you can sound like dirty porn when having sex

just to name a few

Interesting, if I'm a monolingual will learning German make me more intelligent?

Nietzsche
>Nie
>tz (the sound of t in tennis)
>sch (the sound of sh in she)
>combine tz + sch (the sound of ch in che)
>e
Nietzsche

Just call him big daddy Fritz

yes. definitely. it will get you closer to the übermensch.

Woah. I like you. I love every aspect of that list.
(I've seen Rammstein twice in concert. What a time!)

Yes. German has linguistic flexibility that is inconceivable in English.

Spelling: Nietzsche
Pronuncation: Knee + Che (Guevara)

I learned to spell his name like this:
sz ---> heart
But Nietzsche was edgy, he was the opposite of love. Therefore:
zs
And then I complete with
Nietz sche

a god damn shame the sandniggers ruined their performance at rock am ring... oh well. what can one except from a country run by a ferkel.

I know how to spell, i was trying to break it down for him so he can remember it easily by parts
also you can use your mouth placing when vocalizing it - t is the upper most place, then it descends
>t z s c h
other parts are easy to remember

Slovenian has linguistic flexibility that is inconceivable in German.

You have what, 4 grammatical cases? plen, Slovenian has 6.
You have what, 2 grammatical numbers? check this out - Slovenian has 3, singular, dual and plural
Learn to speak Slovenian today - rigid, structured and precise, yet lyrically expressive and beautiful.

Never
Indulge
Eating
Tomorrow's
Zoo
Shlong
Chode
However
Existentialism

Slovenian is the bottom tier of all Slavic languages. Also number of cases is not what make a language flexible, you double nigger.

>grammatical cases
I could just learn russian as it has more literature, cinema, poetry and history

Factually wrong.
I do agree with that, but as a language by itself it is the best

Factually correct. South Slavic subgroup is objectively shit compared to Western and Eastern. And Slovenian is not even the best among all the Yugo-Bulgarian autism.

define objectively shit to me please