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this is a webm thread. not food gore

what the fuck is wrong with mexico

If you've seen the movie, they're all un-pressed at the beginning and he presses each one in sequence. The other guy secretly presses one, which triggers Zongo's OCD. He then has to start over from the beginning with his chant "I...told...my...self...I...wasn't..."

t. Slammin' Salmon

>Country full of spics
I think the better question is what's right with it.

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Fuck off vegans.

>Did we creep you out?
Nope.

Just stop buying factory produced meats. Oh wait...you're an American..

I can't honestly say any of those bother me at all.
The hotdog one, though? What's even supposed to be nasty about meat trimmings, fat, and breadcrumbs? What do these idiots think sausages are made of?

>having to tell the viewer LOL DASS MESSED UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

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I don't know about the rest of the country but where I live we've got locally raised and butchered meats available.

I guess this is cooking.

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You're trying very hard to emulate those wacky internet videos where people throw random shit in a bowl or cover a chicken lube but you aren't very good at it.

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This. Stop doing comedy if all you plan on doing is poorly emulating successful people.

yeah im with all youve done is ruin some ingredients

it lacks the snappy nature of howtobasic and its derivatives, and youre just adding random shit instead of funny shit, and it appears like youre just grabbing whatever rather than playing at it actually being a "how is X made" video

you also missed an opportunity to end the video on the dr pepper. you should have just ended it there, but then the punchline is lost to Le Zany Randome Destruckshun :^) which isnt funny

>Salsa Inglesa
>Worcestershire sauce

Made me think

also i mean when you opened the doctor pepper to pour it in not the actual bit of it appearing in the microwave. thats actually a good gag but executed poorly given the manic and unplanned vibe of the video

Dont buy literal garbage tier, cheap food and this isnt a problem.

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>toxic waste from yogurt production
What

Can't they just deposit it inside Yoccurt Mountain?

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It's just whey that no one wants because it has less protein than usual. It's still nutritious though, so if you dump too much of it into a water system you can cause algal blooms that suffocate all the fish. They're trying to market it as a drink now, and some companies use it as biofuel.

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

>some guy makes some shitty cocktail thing
Omgggg wtf xd fukn Mexicans
>meanwhile in America

>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
What is this

Carrot digging machine

>deep fried butter
>smothered in butter

It's not actually posted that often. I think he means the automated carrot harvester.
youtube.com/watch?v=xDsZC-s6V9g

>yfw you're so fucking new you don't recognize an actual HowToBasic video

>that gif
Those girls looked like troll dolls on that show. And they're not even remotely attractive to this day. Never understood the obsession with those freaks.

>that old can
When the fuck was this made?

>ew gross it was made in a factory buy all natural organic local!!

I understand this is someones opinion and personal feeling but why does it infuriate me.

They were for a very brief and disturbing period in our national consciousness where for some reason everybody was OK with drooling over the twins as they were about to turn 18.

Holy shit that's almost sexual

March 2013

I love big titty asian chefs post many more

Europe? I haven't seen that can since 2007.

wtf are they being fried in??

That was incredibly satifsying to watch.

>s-s-stop eating meat! REEEEEEEE!!!

Are vegans the most insufferable people on the planet?

Pretty much.

>Vegan: Let's go out for lunch!
Me: Can't. Gluten intolerant.
>Vegan: BUT THEY SERVE VEGAN FOOD AT THIS PLACE!

Because wheat isn't vegan or some shit.

Why is gordon ramsay doing what I assume is a documentary about cocaine?

It's [spoiler]oil[/spoiler]

I want to invade her lands.

as a poor man this makes me rage. wasting completely edible food is not funny. fuck off

>for some reason everybody was OK with drooling over the twins as they were about to turn 18.
Can take the apes out of the jungle but you cant take the jungle out the apes.

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>no chairs
>so every fat just bends over and leans on something

>pls stop filming me

>the pizza crust is literally a pineapple

go on....

Also thanks for taking dome pizza off the list

What the hell is that?

"The Bomb"

A pizza from an Italian restaurant in Korea

Amerilard here.
Most of the butter seeps into the oil and your left with is hallow.

To be quite fair, there's no such thing.

I'm lucky, I live in rural Texas. We have farmers that grow fresh produce, and a slaughterhouse+butcher within walking distance if you live in city limits. But a lot of places don't have that.

Our FDA is fucking us over. A LOT.

I can scarcely imagine something less appetizing than this.

>factory raised chickens are fed arsenic to make their flesh pink
They're fed roxarsone, an arsenic-containing compound.
Claiming they're fed arsenic is plain dishonesty - it'd be like saying they're fed hydrogen.

>honey is mostly additives and corn syrup
Going by the corn syrup, I've got a good idea which 3rd world country allows anyone to sell not-honey as honey.

>grated cheese is mixed with sawdust
It would appear consumers prefer saw dust over potato starch.
Then again, a bit of fiber might even do you good.

>hallow
holy shit, educate yourself, you piece of white trash
as if our country doesn't look bad enough on this site

>Did we creep you out.

Those aren't good to begin with.

is this mashed potatoes or ice cream

based bailey jay

Not that user but... Wouldn't have even noticed it if you didn't point it out. Congratulations. In an attempt to make your country seem less autistic, you have succeeded in making your country seem autistic. Well done.

God I fucking love capitalism

>some guy swatting flies in the background at 1:28
>sees the camera
>sudden change of angle
heh

I'd eat it

It's the holier than thou attitude about it

he needs to make sure it's ethically sourced

Seeing this huge mess get made and all that food getting wasted really triggers me.
It's not even about being a poorfag, blatant waste like this is pure degeneracy.

Why is the right side guy getting so much more business?

I work at a cheese packing plant and I'll let you in on a little secret.
You know the wood pulp that sounds like wet paper that gets added into the shredded cheese? It comes in a huge bag, and the stuff looks like highly ground flour.
Probably a little less than a teaspoon (not even) gets added into a standard package.
Now something like fiber additives? They recommend that you mix in two teaspoons into your food or cup of coffee.
What I find funny is that people can claim to taste the trace of cellulose in a pinchful of cheese, yet these same folks can't taste double of that stuff in a glass of water.

FUCKING BUGPEOPLE GOD DAMN

look at you, trying to disrupt a stupid meme-in-progress with facts!

here is why

Savage

You should look at that picture, look at yourself, look at your surroundings, examine your reasons for thinking that posting that was a sound argument, then seriously reconsider your life decisions.

lmao stop being poor

i am trying you fucking faggot. maybe get that diamond spoon out of your ass and you'll learn how harsh life can be.

Are you here to have a sound argument on the market success of the virgin egg booth vs the chad toastie maker?

In that case I'd ask you do the same.

>Honey is mostly corn syrup
This I'm pretty sure is false at least in the US.

I am interested in hearing your analysis of this particular case study.

the only thing that bothered me in this video was the guy eating cheese from the bag

it was the only entertaining thing in the video