What would happened if i ate a whole bowl of mustard?

what would happened if i ate a whole bowl of mustard?

you'd throw up. mustard is an emetic

Is that Rinaldo?

you will get super powers

yes, user he is faggot

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why would he do that to that poor child?
Have you no heart?

TSUUUU

Are you waiting for someone to say "Don't do that, that creates mustard gas"?

Anyone have any good mustard soup recipes? Had some in Holland and it was fucking divine.

You'll fart spicy wind

It's just pea soup, user.

>the kid is fed up with his dad's selfie habit
Isn't it usually the other way around

You will make mustard gas.

I always liked the tingle in my mouth from english mustard and one day I felt adventurous so I squiurted some down my peehole with a straw and I couldn't walk properly for three days.

Well it was better than OP's post, at least. Faggot.

>tfw your son loves your nemesis more than you

what a lovely soup.

It would be very painful for poo.

underrated

Savage.

>the actual underrated post

>I always liked the tingle in my mouth
>so I squiurted some down my peehole with a straw
Brilliant chain of logic there user.

No, you'll get TSUUUUper powers.

>The ability to be considered the best player alive despite scoring mostly tap-ins and penalties.
>God-tier tantrum-throwing skills when your teammate scores a goal.
>Diving like an Olympic swimmer.

You might also piss fluorescent highlighter yellow.

You must be retarded to eat a whole bowl of mustard.