I have 4 hours to learn a whole semester of Ochem 1

Supergrass
Supergrass

i have 4 hours to learn a whole semester of Ochem 1
I don't even know what a nucleophile is

How fucked am I?

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Absolutely fucked. Just don't be one of those retards who cries during the exam. You probably won't pass but at least you'll retain a shred of dignity

Soft_member
Soft_member

You're done for man. I was someone who enjoyed ochem and found it easy but 4 hours isn't enough at all.

girlDog
girlDog

I did that one quarter and got a B+. Just review chapter summaries and you'll be fine.
It's all memorization.

takes2long
takes2long

people cry during exams
This doesn't happen, does it?
Americans actually do this?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tug on your nuts until you feel something rip, then, go to the hospital and then stop caring about Ochem because you are in the hospital because you ripped your nuts off.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Ive worked at universities in many countries and I've seen most people cry during/after exams while I was in europe.

Seems to happen everywhere. Everytime it was a woman.

Inmate
Inmate

Is this your first term, OP?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

are you me? im fucking scared man, I dont understand shit I just want to do my math REEEEEE

SniperGod
SniperGod

i had that one time and it was a fat mexican guy
they wont make him pass because he ripped his nuts off

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Ochem 1 is easy af

wait until you get to Ochem 2, that is where shit gets real.

If you actually procrastinated over two months to learn anything you may as well drop out now or change your major.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You're fucked my guy

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I remember seeing some kid getting teary eyed after he got his exam back in my Calc II class back when I was freshman . I burst out laughing and probably just looked like an autist since no knew what I was laughing about.

Skullbone
Skullbone

i didn't say he should care about passing Ochem
i'm saying he should pivot, and change his priorities to his ripped nuts, because he rips his nuts off

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw eidetic memory
tfw cant relate

StonedTime
StonedTime

That's really mean bro you are a prick.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Don't even bother looking at the notes. No matter what, you're not going to retain anything for the exam. You're done kid.

In fact, don't even show up to the exam. You're going to fail the course anyway

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

dont show up
pretend to be sick
bribe some med guy into filling out a sickness form or whatever it's called
exam is postponed
you have 6 months to review your courses until the end of the year to get the best grade possible

viagrandad
viagrandad

100% fucked

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you have to study more than 4 hours for a fucking Ochem 1 final, you're a brainlet, through and through

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tfw imaginary condition

massdebater
massdebater

how does one come to the point where they have 4 hours and nothing more ???

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm in ChemE and I'm gonna take Ochem this coming Fall. Is it actually difficult?

idontknow
idontknow

kek came to write this

RavySnake
RavySnake

You're probably a virgin, so no, not fucked and probably never will.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It’s fairly difficult but many classes are much harder. It has a reputation for being difficult because it’s seen as the “weed out” class for pre-meds. Compared to advanced physics or more advanced chemistry it’s really not that bad.

It is pretty annoying to study for though. Just tons of memorization without much thought.

TechHater
TechHater

ah you're one of these retards that laughs when someone is crying because you're so strong. You're very cool

Nojokur
Nojokur

Chem majors will sperg out but you're right
It's not until advanced ochem when it stops being memorization.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It was funny I couldn't help it. Me being strong and cool is just a coincidence.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

OChem is fucking easy man. How did you fuck up so bad?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I dont cry but sometimes I've contemplated pulling a r9k

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't know anything about sick forms bt this sounds good

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

PUT THE HOMO IN THE LUMO - THE NUCLEOPHILE (THE STUFF WITH THE NEGATIVE CHARGE/LONE PAIR/ELECTRON SOURCES YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD ARE GOOD AT DONATING) HAS ELECTRONS THAT WANT TO ATTACK AND FORM A BOND WITH THE ELECTROPHILE (MORE POSITIVELY CHARGED SPECIES, THEY WANT ELECTRONS - FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU HAVE A CARBON DOUBLY BONDED TO AN OXYGEN YOU KNOW THAT CARBON IS ELECTROPOSITIVE BECAUSE THE ELECTRONS ARE GOING TO THE OXYGEN WHICH IS ELECTRONEGATIVE)

KEEP TRACK OF CHARGES - MAKE SURE IN EVERY STEP OF YOUR MECHANISMS THE NET FORMAL CHARGE OF ALL THE SHIT YOU HAVE IS THE SAME AS AT THE START UNLESS YOU INTRODUCE NEW CHARGED STUFF, IN WHICH CASE ADJUST AS NECESSARY

you're a dumbass for not studying but glhf

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I remember one of my finals, the guy in front of me just shook his head and left five minutes in. Felt bad

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Spamalot
Spamalot

you should go to pol

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Fucked. I learned college stats in a weekend (final counted) and Calc 2 in two (midterm and final counted). But I got a C in the later. I don't think something like Ochem can be done even if you had a 160 IQ.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I've done that..
No crying, just was like.. "well I fucked up.. might as well get a W instead of an F. No point in staying around this place"

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Fucked beyond belief lmao, its not a kinematics test where you can just remember one formula and then re derive and plug and chug.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ah youre one of these retards who thinks anyone who doesnt share your sensibility is morally deficient.

Emberburn
Emberburn

t. guy who cried during exams
I would've laugh at you too, faggot ;)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Funny because I had an Ochem exam on the same exact day. Watch Leah4sci's videos and use her cheat sheets.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ochem2 had a lab when I took it, and reaction mechanisms were explained, making it easier.

In my Ochem1, it was literally memorize this group, that group etc...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Not an american but I saw some scholarship holders cried after an exam

Supergrass
Supergrass

My roommate cried when he didn't set his alarm and slept through his final.

Also, people get hella-stressed. A kid brought a knife to class and threatened the teacher one year.

farquit
farquit

had a girl cry after an exam in my class once, too be fair we got to know the grade right away since it was some online sheet

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