The world has become a Pynchon novel

Just read the headlines:

> "Reality Winner" accused of leaking NSA file on Russian hacking

> United States President mining for Uranium in Grand Canyon

> Canadian cuts lawn as tornado looms

> Giant Nose Terrorizes London Streets

> War Machine sentenced to life in prison

> Harvard rescinds admissions over memes

> Attendees of Bilderberg conference dodge press as secretive meeting ends

I'll be damned, Pinecone. You are prescient.

We are living in a Pynchon novel

Good, hopefully I'll start getting laid more often now.

Donald Trump is already the Pynchonest thing to ever happen.

>life in prison for beating up a roastie pornstar
What the fuck? This is justice?

I dont keep up with the news. What's the deelio?

Update: apparently the judge was a female. That explains it.

None of these are Pynchonian. Can't tell if you're a retard or trying to make fun of Pynchon.

>Pynchon

Doesn't he post here?

>terry a davis
fix'd

More Wallace than Pynchon, in my opinion.

bingo

No, but DFW does.

There's hope in DFW though

thats why he killed himself?

Yeah, attempting murder just because you got dumped and only getting life in prison is pretty just.

>Giant Nose Terrorizes London Streets
What?

How good is Bleeding Edge btw?

Well there wasn't any hope for him, but his books certainly have hope

I think it's really good but people might not like it on a first read.

As with all Pynchon novels, research what he references!

>but his books certainly have hope

that's why he killed himself?

>attempted murder
He would have murdered her if he wanted. He just beat her up quite a bit

>got dumped
Caught her with another guy

How you can defend that sentence is beyond me. People get less for actual murder.

>Corny names
Pynchonian

>Secret Meetings
Pynchonian

>United States President mining for uranium
DFW

No idea.

>>Corny names

t. doesn't do his research

> secret meetings

could be robert anton wilsonian (who is pure shit btw)

you dont have a solid grasp of pynchon

haha ok cuck

>No idea
>Adenoid anagram

>A name can't be intertextual and corny at the same time

>Another author also writes about high-level secrecy and collusion, therefore you don't understand Thomas Pynchon.

Teach me your strange logic.

You're superficial and reddit as fuck.

>uses "cuck" in an argument unironically
>doesn't immediately kill himself out of self-disgust.

What is wrong with you? Go back to pol

you are only concerned with literature as a vehicle to signal your """superiority""" to anonymous randoms on a malaysian fishing forum

No, you made a dumb and knee-jerk thread and now you regret it so you blame me for it.

you're not talking to OP
moreover is the only other post I have made in this thread
you're not as smart as you think you are, compadre

This is the level of discourse I'm seeing regularly now, on several boards. It's disturbing.

You aren't alone. Its either idiots or underage. We have to find the quality persons. This place went mainstream, thanks fappening.

>tfw still not sure if I ever came down from psychedelics/dissociatives and this isn't some trip that's going to suddenly end one day

Reality is too bizarre desu

There are some decent discussions on other chans, but you have to give up size and speed for quality.

you could literally say this about any year in American history