Add mayonnaise to thing

salad just means cold cut up food by definition

Hey, they got the pretzels and sausages going for them.

it's because miracle whip is a salad dressing

Miracle whip is garbage. No one with a shred of decency would eat that shit.

taste is subjective. maybe you should settle down a little, spastic

Taste being subjective is no excuse for eating sugary sweet oil spread.

what about german potato salad? that shit is warm

This thread made me crave some Hawaii bbq

Your salad, sir.

interesting take on a desert salad

>not japanese miracle whip

desu??

Take that up with the germans

forgot pic

This.

And sometimed diced celery, onion, bell pepper, etc.

Sounds salad-y to me.

Your salad Sir.

my favorite

Kewpie is meme mayo for weeaboos
Only eat it if you love the taste of vinegar so much that you want your mayo to taste like it.

>add mayonnaise to thing
>becomes a salad

It's a throwback to the 1950s and 1960s style of cooking for shitty post-war housewives which centered around pot-luck style dishes and just throwing together whatever canned shit you have on hand.

It's a holdover from 50's americana folded over 1000 times

except mayo salads predate the US, retards.

you think wanda's macaroni salad is based on anything except being american trash?

>one personal example writes the history of mayonnaise as dressing

What are you? Fucking stupid?

>one personal example writes the history of mayonnaise as dressing

>except mayo salads predate the US, retards.

Throwing mayo on pasta and calling it a "salad" does not predate the US

throwing mayo on anything and calling it a salad has been a thing since the late 1700s, yes.

>throwing mayo on anything and calling it a salad has been a thing since the late 1700s, yes.
It matters what that "thing" is.

Throwing mayo on cabbage and calling it kul slav was a thing. It wasn't a salad because of the dressing. It was a salad because of the main ingredient being chopped vegetables.

Last time I checked, macaroni was not a vegetable.

>Anything that has been sliced at least once is now a salad

Put chives and pickles in your mac salad... You'll never go back user

>implying they had mayo in caveman times

if you put mayonnaise on mayo is it a mayo salad?

>banana
>ham
>eggs
>butter
>lemon

10/10 bait

>add dressing, it becomes a salad
>boggles the fucking mind!!!!!

>mayonaise can count as a dressing
ah, the elusive white american makes a surprise appearance!

>implying the French didn't start using mayonnaise as a dressing long before it came to America.

well, if ketchup count as a vegetable, the color candy coating might as well count as a fruit

>implying the fresh-made mayonnaise used as a traditional French dressing is even remotely the same as American jar mayonnaise

Wrong

It is. Keep moving the goalpost I'm sure at some point you'll stop getting corrected for spouting ignorant nonsense.

Hate to break it to you user but those creamy dressings you put on salads are mostly mayonnaise

>nog detected

>americans consider this the healthy option

>obsessed yuropoors still can't do better than low-effort shitposting

I think you meant to say low calorie food

Russia that's why!