What would you do if someone mushed your perfectly plated food just as you were taking a photo of it for your instagram?

Good. They deserve it.

pretty much this

>"H-he ruined mah food!"
>"Oh shit, he's got a fork."
Snitches get stitches.

Kill myself from having an instagram account.

I don't eat in public or with others

This, taking pictures of food isnt that important so I'd just laugh but when he actually ruins the food? fuck you

Met some guy who took pics of every restaurant meal he ate and "shared" it on FB or whatever. Why do people do this? To impress others? Who is going to be impressed by someone going to a restaurant?

that cookie wrecking at the end was going to far

oh no an entire chocolate chip cookie, what a travesty

realize how much of a faggot i am for trying to take said picture

faggots taking pics of food for social media = cancer

What about on Veeky Forums?

Veeky Forums is social media.

damn rly makes u think

on Veeky Forums everyone is automatically a faggot and you don't get "feel good" points (also called likes) because you are some user who will be forgotten after thirty seconds and your thread will 404 in few days.

I would fuckin lose it.

It's a boner booster at the time, and they start to try to develop a personality. namefags/tripfags are fucking cancer. a one time thing isn't weird or bad
i've personally never contributed to this board, and I've been here longer than you

Why did the guy take a picture of his cookie and brownies anyway? Who's he trying to impress?

>and I've been here longer than you
I am an old fag who has been here since 2013, fite me.

>Having instagram
>Taking pictures of my food to post on social media

I would kill myself before anyone could mush it

maybe he wants to spice up is calorie log with pictures?

assuming this was someone I knew I'd just grab something off their plate and throw it on the ground and theyd not try that shit again

if this is a stranger Id beat their shit in

Mr tough guy!

meh i never get violent but I also never have people pull that type of shit on me, not everyone on Veeky Forums is a beta faggot I know thats hard to believe

ive seen a lot, and i mean a lot of fucking shit in my day, and this image disturbs me to the point where i cannot look at it.

>the immutable irony that this guy used the act of spoiling other peoples' social media obsessions to fuel his own social media.

>oldfag
>2013
you're not even a newfag

>assaulting random strangers is alpha
sure kid

the fuck are you talking about? someone comes up and starts mashing my food up and Imma kick their ass it's not a funny joke. grow some balls faggot

What's going on in this image?

This dude's got impeccable timing.

>Imma

I really hope you're taking the piss right now.

It's not like you guys needed that cookie anyways. It's just extra calories and if we're being honest, you could probably cut back a little on your intake. Remember, this is just a suggestion. I know you've been struggling with your weight for a while now, and the best way to start is to get rid of sugary things like desert. Every once in a while its okay, but not consistently like you have been. I'm just watching or for you, that's all.

so the beta faggot is a grammar nazi, cry me a river pussyboi

Whether I was taking a photo or not, I'd be pretty angry if someone slammed their fork onto the food I just paid for.
I'd be even more upset if I later found that they recorded it and uploaded the video to their instagram.

>spend $200+ grocery shopping
>next day, roommate throws away all of your food in the fridge
>confront them
>Dude relax! It was just extra calories anyway, it's not like you REALLY needed it! Let's be honest, you can stand to cut back a little.
Yeah no, you're a faggot.

I would be upset and likely avoid going out to eat with them. So what if I think my dessert looks nice and I want a picture of it? Not only are you ruining my picture, you're spoiling my meal and dining experience that I paid money for, and also the work of those that made it. If I were a more bitter person I would demand they pay for it.

Sam Hyde makes a funny face to stay relevant

I'll agree on this one. I mean it is not a matter of cookie, but the overboard.
If someone ruin my food until it flew off i would be pissed off as hell

Are you the type that post food pics in instagram and leaving the dish cold and not talking to your partner while he suffers all your action?
Dining out with someone is different from dining by yourself. If you angry about this video, something is wrong with you and you missed the entire point.

>projecting

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>I'm not crying YOURE CRYING
cringe as fuck user

I'm not the type to do those things. OP asked what I would do in that situation, and so that's how I replied to his post. I'm not some prissy instagram using teen, nor am I some autismo who feels the need to complain about them on Veeky Forums.

First girl is cute. Seems like a fun date. Second girl is hot but seems like a stuck up bitch.

You sound like such a fuckin loser

im more of a moocher than anything else and this anonymity lets me mooch. its what he would have wanted.

bro gtfo 2013? could you get any NEWER you werent even here for all the times big nudes were leaked on b

This looks like something you'd see in a sleep paralysis nightmare

>he makes a video of ruining the food photos that get posted on social media and then proceeds to post that video on social media

>/b/
>muh sekrit klubb

lol

>oldfag at '07

What the fuck?

>fucking with someone else's food
This is how you get your ass beat.

attention whores will die

we're all anonymous here you fucking faggot

He's delivering a point. As ironic as it is you're not going to send it to newspaper, would you?

Be chill if it's my friend.
My dad does this all the time and i actually feel ridiculous indeed. It is just a food.
But mush it until it fell off the plate and you'll eat my fist before you touch your food again

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If I would actually do that with the same intention the people who actually unironically make those photos. I'd be upset and soon realize that I don't actually care about the food, only for the attention I might get from making a photo of it. I'll also realize how shallow my life is. Suicide would soon follow.

youtube.com/watch?v=ORMzh-vov48

Firstly commit sudoku for being a fucking knob that has to fucking journal his meme life as if any one gives a fuck.

Probably full blown chimp out on them desu.. Like there's no deeper insult than someone fucking with your food, it's even more fundamental an insult than them cucking you.

The food itself is fairly inconsequential it's what it represents

i dont have a smart phone but if someone fucked with my food with a utensil they already used or fucked with the texture enough to make it unpalatable id just leave em there and not talk to em again desu

God I fucking hate everyone under the age of 40 so much.

Reminds me of that painting of Saturn eating his (grand?)children by that guy who got schizophrenia

2007 is clearly part of the "Newfag" era.
Also, 2007 was 10 years ago.

>out at a restaurant on a date or just enjoying the company of friends
>spend all of your time glued to your phone instead of talking with the people right next to you
What's the point? Why not just stay home if you're not going to socialize at a social activity?

I've never taken a picture of a plate of food like this or voluntarily looked at someone else's pictures of food, so I would never be in this situation.

>"just as you were taking a photo of it for your instagram"

Why?

I've never used shit like instragram or anything like that, nor have I ever taken pictures of food Ive bought or made. But ever since I've moved away from my home town from time to time I get food that reminds me of my good friend who's running a restaurant back home, and sometimes I take pictures of things he might find interesting or an inspiration.

Whenever I do, i right away realize how I must look, but then I remember I don't give a shit, and I take the picture.

instagram was a mistake

>breaking somebody else's egg yolk

he didn't really 'ruin' any of them (aside from the last guy), he cut it in half, grow up

You're asking this to a board that regularly has food porn threads.

People like to look at tasty food and imagine how it tastes.

wow some pussyboi on the internet who lets strangers walk all over him has an opinion, neat

>Whenever I do, i right away realize how I must look, but then I remember I don't give a shit, and I take the picture.

And this is exactly how it became socially acceptable for people to be on their phones taking pictures at restaurants, even in formal dining ones. If you use flash, I hope you know that everybody hates you.

Exactly, who wants to see any fat guy eating? They're disgusting as hell

>I'd beat the shit out of him
I don't think you'd do shit, pussy. You'd sit there like a bitch, blinking away tears of impotent rage while he walks out of the restaurant with your girlfriend and a doggie bag full of your meal he ruined (and you still stayed to pay the bill).

I've been here way too long.

Oh god, I've been here for fourteen years. What am I doing with my life