Rate my trip to grocery store

Rate my trip to grocery store.

obese/10

all good choices though

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Uh I dunno user... it looks kinda uh...

>brand name stuff everywhere
>St ides

Priorities out of line/10

185lb

Learn to cook you worthless fuck

forgot to mention you're a dwarf

350lbs/10

I would tell you to kill yourself but you're already working on it.

Terrible...just terrible.
If youre going to eat crap then learn to make fresh crap from scratch. It tastes better, its healthier, and costs significantly less.

Pretty shit. Looks like you spent $100 for less than a weeks worth of food, and it's all junk.

>multiple family-sized bags of chips
>as an adult
it's over

5'8

When will they learn

I don't think buffalo baja shrimp and hungry man dinners would be any healthier from scratch. They would taste considerably better, though.

>all frozen foods and snack foods
Where is the veggies, user?

>One frozen burrito
Why one?

Holy fuck, just kill yourself

Not OP, but when I go shopping late at night, I like to get something easy to make like a burrito or sandwich for dinner so that I don't have to cook anything that night.

you Americans really are fat disgusting pigs aren't you.
>no fruit
>no veg
>no healthy fat foods like nuts or olives
>no unprocessed meat

>one person's purchasing habits
>fucking Americans
obsessed, aren't ya

How are those stuffed clams?
Saw them the other day at the grocery store and almost bought them. Need to know the meat to stuffing ratio though
Saged, just in case

Enjoy your colon cancer and obesity.

more stuffing then meat, but not bad when on sale.

this makes me assume you're black

With all this crap around no wonder americans never learn how to cook

>Implying european grocery stores don't have the same type of shit.

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>no cheese in anything
>flaming hot
my kinda nigga

Jesus Christ. Typical American buying zero fresh ingredients.

We all know your american user

This is a cooking board

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food and cooking

Why is there a coax cable socket in your kitchen?

>ShopRite
My fellow Northeast cu/ck/

OP does have to cook anything, ever. He's a fat lazy piece of shit with a freezer full of garbage.

Your argument is invalid.

Gee I wonder what could it possibly be used for?

This is funny that you respond to ads and national brands. I guess its good for the economy, you fuel the engines that give people jobs and make millionaires richer. Our for-profit health care system loves you too, because you will become very sick and need medication, surgery, nursing homes, diapers, etc. Be fat, be stupid, need help, die young, everyone profits! Never change, this is America!

How much do you have left on the EBT card?

so yeah, a dwarf

Easy, champ. Tough day at the dildo factory?

>literally bought store-brand items
take it easy, Naomi Klein.

Honestly this is atrocious

Wasteful Redneck/10

Why spend 50$ on shitty frozen dinners and malt liquor when you could buy better alcohol and cheaper, healthier, tastier foods? Are you a masochist or an autist?

he's right though

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I think what really ties this spread together is the single dairy-free organic non-GMO burrito in a place of honor in the middle. It screams freshman year of college, yet the French country decor says otherwise. Are you house-sitting for some member of the bourgeoisie?

You can't into Veeky Forums and you're spending extra money on less, more artificially preserved food 3/10

You have 45 minutes to justify the existence of that nightlight in the kitchen

You're obese.

weed/10

Good goy, you saw the ad, now buy the product!
Welcome to advertising central! You call it Veeky Forums, but I'm seeing dollar signs.

>multiple snacks
>frozen everything else
do you even know how to cook anything

I need those ruffles.

all frozen shittee

>andy capps hot fries
My nigga.

dwarf confirmed

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lmao stumpy the eighth dwarf

seriously?

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Nice picks!

Buy some vegetables you fucking animal

>Takis
Disgusting

It's okay OP you'll find a good woman to cook you a good meal someday

those white castle burgers are actually decent if you steam them

Can you even boil water ?
Fucking disgraceful.

When will they ever learn

>flamin hot nigger snacks

borderline obese

Obviously single/10

>shoprite

NYfag spotted.

>tfw you're 6'1" and weigh less and still could cut some fat

Unless you're fucking stacked you're fatass

0/10
You don't know how to cook.

3/10

incel/10
can't cook/10
high sodium mode/10
no waffle iron/10
babby mode spicy/10

So where are the actual groceries?

>babby mode spicy/10

found the tiny-dicked fag that cares how 'hot' food is in order to be cool.

if ur 6'1 u dont have any business weighing less than 185lb

W H E N

Looks like my fridge desu.

Good:
Vodka
Burrito
Clams might be good? I like seafood
Meh:
Shrimp - buffalo only belongs on wings where it's just okay, or a as a deli meat seasoning label
Bad:
Everything else. Most I haven't tried whether it be brand or just flavor variety.
I like dried preserved meat, but any jerky snack I've had has been shit.

too much salt and sugar

Stuffed clams? I like deep fried clams, but I've never heard of stuffed clams before...what are they like?

>Watch out, yer kneecaps are at me mercy!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA MANLETS

Fuck everyone else those lingling taste exactly like the mandu I'd buy him a street corner ahjumma in Korea

That's some shitty choice for groceries.

You're not old enough to be on here, little man!

Didn't I see you post a picture of your counter with a box of frozen fatburgers, a bag of takis, and a 40 oz on /sp/ last february? U cant keep doing this to yourself man...

honestly 2/10
you could get way more healthy food for cheaper
you could buy the shit to make potstickers to feed yourself for awhile
man i got trolled so hard fuck you op

This

You deserve liquidation.

>no hotpockets or cosmic brownies
3.5/10

Why would you have a television in your kitchen?

Yeah, pretty sure it is that guy.