Explain yourself

Explain yourself.

I can't, man. That is clearly a mummy, not a zombie.

This is something that would show up in the food gore threads.

It's coming close to the end of October, and with it comes Halloween. Halloween is a holiday marked by typically "spooky" themes and decorations, in keeping with the spirit of the holiday Chef John has chosen to make a meatloaf in the shape of a zombie head, very festive. Hope I've explained it well enough OP.

You've never seen a food gore thread before if you think that. This definitely is what the person making it intended it to be.

*BURP* M-M-M-MO-MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A YOUTUBE KITCHEN CREAT-ATION MORTY.

It's a meatloaf

looks fun

Hello, Chef John here from Foooood Wishes Dot Com, wiiiiiiith... Zombiiiie Meaaaatloaf!

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MEATLOAF MORTY

post a fucking pic of it after it’s cooked, i’m not giving chef john youtube shekels

Looks stupid, I expected better from Chef John.

Pretty much the same.

And then it doesn't look bad on a plate.

>ketchup
truly, a halloween dish

is that some of his signature instant mashed potatoes?

Cute

That's right! It's Idahoan Signature™ Russets Mashed Potatoes!

Show me what you got!

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Did it really need a whole stick of butter?

Cajun pepper doesn't exist morty

Why does Veeky Forums suck Chef John's dick while they scorn Jack? To me, they're on the same tier of terribleness.

Because one can actually cook?

The bacon look undercooked :(

Bacon-wrapped meatloaf? Breddy gud. Needs some cheese curds mixed in for "maggots".

It always does when it isn't pan-fried. Doesn't get that nice sear on it. :-(

UMA

To me, you're on a whole new tier of fucktard.

>create meatloaf mummy
>call it a meatloaf zombie
dammit john you had one job

>Disliking chef john
When did you become so jaded user?
What happened to the innocent happy child you used to be?

This is what I thought of.

Dry as fuck mate

this

so can we now accuse him of being antisemitic?

I don't really have any end game with it. It's just that I know he's a liberal so it would get a rise out of him to pretend he's offending people

this is the bait

leave uncle john alone i think its a cool looking tiki mask

Heeelllooooo, this is chefjohnfrom fooooooodwishes dot com. here. with. a completepileof shiiiiiiit.

now as usual, you ARE the boss ofyourown food rape.

gb2/pol/

Seems appropriate for the amount of veggies and the lean beef. Replace with oil if you are afraid of butter.

It's a mixture of BBQ sauce, ketchup, and honey.

are you really expecting him to boil a bunch of potatoes and waste milk/butter on a picture? get fucking real. The point of the video is the meatloaf, anyway

Actually yes.

I would want to eat this
I would not want to eat this

>Scary recipe
>Probably tastes good
Chef John, you're doing it wrong.

Chef John is pretty up front about dishes that don't turn out well. One of his videos are titled: 'How to waste your entire day making no good cauliflower fries.'

Its funny really because eating meat is already horrific, the arrangement is unnecessary

old ck hated this fat friscan faggot

the waves of redditors like him

greg easter of cookinginrussia is the only good food youtuber, shame he retired

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It looks like Rick from Rick and Morty now

Old Veeky Forums likes Chef John, fuck off Neogaf

This. Only the dipshit faglords who call everything that is even slightly popular a meme don't like Chef John.

Should have broiled for a few

'tatoes look boxed

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Awe gee

u can put as much as u like


u are after all, the praise of your kek

Aww jeez, I-I-I dunno if that's a good idea, Rick

That didn't rhyme.

>and as Alwayyys
>Enjoyyyy!

If you don't like Chef John then you need to mellow, one of the best YouTube cooks out there. Charming cringe, decent recipes, upfront about failures and acceptable shortcuts/substitutions, still takes a firm stance on some shortcuts/substitutions that are disgusting, videos aren't shitted up with his face and ego just what you need to see, decent camera work, regular updates, and he almost never shills shit.

Yeah, go ahead and use ranch on hot wings if you're a hillbilly and like the taste of ass in your mouth

It’s not meatloaf if there’s no ketchup.

get the fuck out of here
the man is a walking cringefest and the food is 'functional' alcoholic tier

You are the Donald Trump of your transexual ass pump

>cringefest
Disregard this individual's opinion.

Post has been disregarded

fucking love greg "not the stem" easter.
I want to visit Helsinki next year sometime, with one purposed stop just to his new restaurant.

You'll be the first person in history to visit Finland for the food.

it was poking fun at his mashed potato video that he was paid to do
calm down

This, anyone who disagrees gargles semen on a regular basis

someone make a delicia edit with chef john

bacon aint done

Should have broiled

I think he went a little under to avoid drying out the meatloaf.

Neither of you watched the video. He mentions this and says he didn't want to distort the shape of the face.