I'm about to lose my Taco Bell virginity. What should I order?

Extra adult diapers.

Dildo in anus.

>crunchwrap supreme
>beefy 5 layer burrito
>burrito supreme
>grilled stuffed burrito
>cholupa
>pick two (2)

take it slow, user. start out with regular tacos. then work your way up the menu.

C R U N C H W R A P S U P R E M E
With a Dorito taco and Baja Blast

Quesarito and/or cheesy gordita crunch

Remember when their bean burritos were a meal by themselves instead of being a step removed from a spring roll?

Get the $5 cravings deal and DONT FORGET THE DIABLO SAUCE

You have to get the chicken chalupa with nacho cheese. Ask them for a fresh shell otherwise it's not special.

The Bell Beefer

Unironically this, and a Baja blast Mountain Dew

You lose your virginity twice with that taco bell toilet bowl trip the next day

mexican pizza

my local taco bell asks how many sauce packets you want, at the order screen. what in the fuck?

just put a fucking handful in there you dumb fucks, it's like 5c

this, get you a chicken quesarito
because a lot of taco bells serve really shitty beef/steak (yours might not, but theres no way to know before you order)

also get a side of nachos and some fire sauce

mix a pack of sauce into the nacho cheese and unwrap the quesarito and put at least one pack of sauce in it

proceed to dip the quesarito into the sauce and enjoy

grill stuff burtango and widdly scudds

dubs of truth
gotta do it OP
man i memeber scudds

This is the most vanilla item you can get on the menu but it's so delicious

I usually get two #1 combos with soft shell and steak. Both with fry supremes and iced teas. Also 3 extra soft taco supremes. I eat it all in my car beside the dumpster then struggle to make it home without passing out

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Don't listen to these plebs, OP. There is only one correct answer

great post

>widdly scudds
Was trying to remember what this was from then I remembered those dumb /b/ comics from like 10 years ago.

>number 45's
DAmn taco bell really expanded their menu since last I went.

cheesy gordita crunch

cheesy gordita crunch
spicy potato soft taco
spicy tostada
cinnamon twists

I'm not sure why, but the widdly scudds joke stuck with me. I think about it every time I go to Taco Bell.

There was always an active stoner comic thread on /b/ back then. It was a simpler time.

Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme
Beef Meximelt
Beefy Frito Burrito

Bonglander here.

Noticed there was a taco bell in my local shopping centre and decided to give it a go. I went for a crunchwrap supreme with those spicy fries and a tango.

11/10 would indulge again.

The beauty of Taco Bell is that they "invent" a new item every other month or so, but it's all just the same shit slightly reorganized, so it's almost always decent. Sometimes it's weird shit, like their fried chicken shaped into a taco shell and stuffed with taco beef, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and sour cream, or their newer naked egg taco (a taco shell somehow formed out of a fried egg). You should go back once a month or so and try whatever the new thing is.

That's kind of racist.

I hate white people.

Well, I hate all people, so welcome to the club!

two Number 9's,
a Number 9 Large,
a Number 6 with extra Dip,
a Number 7,
Two Number 45's, one with Cheese,
and a large Soda

If you're white; gross
if not; still gross

this is just a a stupid, uninteresting thing to say

Yum
Also get nachos Bell grande, beefy 5, spicy potato soft taco, and a Mexican pizza.

Finland is finally getting a Taco Bell in two weeks, I look forward to paying 10e per plain taco.

Don't worry, they hate you too.

You should lose your actual virginity

GOTTEM