Alright Veeky Forums lets go

and not a single one of them is an actual Haiku lmao

singing and dancing
in the rain
the homeless men

Rain falls from dull clouds
Birds sing in high pine branches
All is grey and green

somebody told me
that you have a boyfriend who
looks like a girlfriend

Tundra

(OP)
this is my haiku
this haikou is not the best
but it is my best

>My dairy desu

That's the best you could do?

I haven't eaten
in more than a day and just
please kill me now God

Haikus are much more
than counting syllables you
massive fucking plebs

OP is a fag
Haikus are very gay
Make America Great Again bitch

There's an episode of Horace and Pete where this woman starts complaining about how she hates the internet, and someone asks her oh so you don't use it, and she says oh no ofcourse I still use it

That;s you

kys

right they sure are good
at outing faggots like you
drown yourself in urine

if my poetry
were the last hope for mankind
we would all be fucked

Insomnia again
I lay down and shut my eyes
Listening to rain

Syllables count is
not a good basis for poems
this is embarrassing

On a board called Veeky Forums
That is devoted to books
Pages lie unturned.

nah, you just suck ass
your haiku is pleb tier shit
consider dying

I walked upon stars
To find myself a faggot
That sings such sweet songs

twin peaks is
a show with no substance
and awful in every way

I only use spoons
I killed a man with a knife
Chocolate pudding

Grasps the strawberry
Just as he slipped from the ledge
Damnit its rotten!

Running from raptors
Tyrannosaurus wet shit
He slips and gets bit

my best one

palpitation burn
blood flows between my fingers
and my eyes meet yours

how tf am i supposed to read this

this better?

what are the rules for haiku again?

Contrast two concrete images through an objective lense
Avoid the self (unless a senryu)
Try to clue in the season
Have a Kireji (cutting word) with shows the exact moment of juxtaposition
Try to have less than 17 syllables (i would shoot for 10-12)
understatement is a key aesthetic

The left column, then the right. It's a choose-your-adventure haiku. Of course, it's a shit gimmick.

>There are only three lines, totaling 17 syllables.
>The first line is 5 syllables.
>The second line is 7 syllables.
>The third line is 5 syllables like the first.

fair.
not really

if you are Then you know a lot more than me. Informative post user, thank you.

format of tv
never produces content
worth watching again

Summer's heat
Drowns red blood
Trump's tears

No problem! I used to write them a good bit (and still do to plow out of writer's block) I think the nuances of the form are more interesting to tangle with than read though.

cold of skin yet dull
dry earth dwells within
lost flesh of harvest

No 3D piggu
2D is superior
Bodypillow yes

the only good one
is really still pathetic
I expected more

welcome to Veeky Forums
lower your expectations
mediocrity

I'm not new here man
shows that Veeky Forums is brainlet town
haiku are easy

Shitpost, a shitpost!
Shitposting as a haiku?
That is what we do

Unironically appreciate the comment.

t. 2015 tourist

this gives me the poetry-feeling

thank you

I know you're trolling but you've legitimately triggered me, thanks user

Is it my civic
duty to remove the mail
from my letterbox?

forgot the rules
for writing a haiku so
this is probably wrong

Posting since 06
This site has stolen my life
That feel when

Take a shit right now
Buckets of warm Nutella
Let me poop in peace

haikus are shit if
they aren't in japanese
because of how syllables work

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Cry the angry frogs
Normies normies get out now
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