Write an ode to feet

write an ode to feet

I like feet indeed
I don't shitpost feet
Because I amn't a faggot
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An ode to foot odour
a scent not dour deserves
to be savoured by your palate slowly
like a plate of hot hors d'oeuvre

Nice

Ten phallic foot fingers
For me to suck
And lick,
Slobber
Knowing they aren't the real thing
But pretending they are
Without shame

Like all mere lust
It makes sense when the hot little chemicals are swimming through the blood
But when the hot little chemicals have settled
It seems nonsensical
And the higher parts of the mind are faintly embarrassed by it

They're great,
You stand on 'em high
You make them hurt
When you stand by the ball

Not in my case, I genuinely love feet. Ejaculating to feet is always satisfying, I feel no shame doing it.

haha great

who the fuck doesn't love feet?

>hey what do you guys think of this book I picked up at the used bookstore

Can anybody explain this feitsh? It is so retarded that even zoophilia is more comprehensible in comparison.

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It's not retarded, it's just an appreciation for the most complex, hidden and elusive part of the body. Only distracted people say shit like "feet are ugly" (or worse)

only dactyls truthfully represent the ideal foot
t. plato

>you won't mind if I sit here will you?

pls respect sexual silence as foundation of male education

Human foot is a work of art, an engineering masterpiece.

– Leonardo Da Vinci

>reverse image search
>recommends the book
nice

Yeah, I was wrong. It's not retarded but pure degeneracy. The worst of all is that some very good porn is uploaded on my favorite sites but have these godawful foot-masturbation shit in them.

I am attracted to women's feet but seen in a natural situation and from an accidental angle, always complementary to the whole. I guess it's because they are something that you don't usually see in a woman and they are smoother and more graceful than my feet. Things like OP's webm where they are showcased independent of any female body and the toes are wrigling unnaturally are not attractive at all. Also I find shoes that reveal all of the toes gross. Sandals are ok in certain situations.

>Most hidden and elusive part of the body
What? I see feet all the time. Have you never been to the beach or a swimming pool before? Hell, girls around here even wear sandals around all the time.

Take it up with people who masturbate to anal prolapses, not with us

>tfw giant footfag
>Have 2000 image folder for it.
>Can't come up with anything.

Honestly the only thing that really matters is how they represent and are used by the girl they're attached to. I'm going to fap now anyways though thanks guys.

I kissed the yellowish soles of her long-toed feet, I immolated myself... But it was all of no avail. Both doomed were we.