Rate my breakfast, my friend invited me over to his trailer

Rate my breakfast, my friend invited me over to his trailer

I wish there was a female equivalent to semen that women could bully me with

that's a lot of cum

Cumcakes and sardines? An orgy for the mouth...

Some do ejaculate (squirters). Only been with one. She used a lamb skin blanket on the bed for the mess.

What is condensed milk for 500

Must taste as heavenly as licking Chad's cum directly from a pussy

Must.

Quite sticky, but very good. The air here tastes of pineapples

Is that some coconut syrup? Had that in hawaii at my hotel's breakfast buffet, good shit but looks like spunk.

I think your friend has ulterior motives

It could just be a regular amount of cum and a very small pancake

Daddys pancakes!

Great. Jizzcakes.

Why does no one like the cheeki breeki blin i made my friend with condensed milk :(

for you

That's piss you retard.

look like 2 days worth of nut

The porn actresses shooting across the room yes, but some women do "squirt" in a sense. It's like a little gush of pussy juice. It's how I could always tell when my ex came

It's piss. Science has proven it.

Female "ejaculate" is just the natural lubricant secreted in the vagina. It doesn't squirt. That's like saying your dick squirts pre-cum.

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...and small plate and small microwave and small sardine tin?

Right that's why I put squirt in quotation marks. It's more like a small gush, but not a lot of women can or do experience this.

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No you fucking retard, she just pissed on you.

If her piss was that consistency I would have told her to see a doctor

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Lol, ever test ever doe shows that they just piss themselves, nothing more...

White stuff that comes out of their vaginas sometimes is a yeast infection

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I hate this board so much, youre all faggots

Wasn't white. Clear and sort of thick though.

stop it

I'd rather not eat that kind of (((food))) offered to me by someone who's living in a trailer.